[ light laughter ] in a new interview, President Trump says hes mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said trump look, at this point ive already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] thats almost 80 . [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in Airline Style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. But the method is having mixed results. Nevada. [ laughter ] seth a new jersey restaurant has begun selling a massive taco covered pizza for 75. Seems a little steep said a customer who was looking at the three steps in front of the restaurant. [ light laughter ] according to a new study, renaissance artist michelangelo may have concealed symbols associated with the female anatomy in his work. He also did a pretty good job concealing male anatomy, said david. [ light laughter ] help a
In a new interview, President Trump says hes mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said trump look, at this point ive already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] thats almost 80 . [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in Airline Style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. But the method is having mixed results. Nevada. [ laughter ] seth a new jersey restaurant has begun selling a massive taco covered pizza for 75. Seems a little steep said a customer who was looking at the three steps in front of the restaurant. [ light laughter ] according to a new study, renaissance artist michelangelo may have concealed symbols associated with the female anatomy in his work. He also did a pretty good job concealing male anatomy, said david. [ light laughter ] help a brother out michela
Sake, he denied it. [ laughter ] this week is shark week on the discovery channel, as well as on cnn. [ laughter ] President Trump has appointed Anthony Scaramucci as the new communications director. Scaramucci. That sounds like what you would call that guy if you couldnt remember his name. [ laughter ] hey, give me that new guy you know, the scaramucci with the hair [ laughter ] according to reports, President Trump is so unhappy with attorney general Jeff Sessions that he is considering replacing him with former new york city mayor rudy giuliani. Damn. Thats like being so unhappy with your wife, that youre considering replacing her with rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] President Trumps soninlaw and senior adviser, jared kushner, testified in front of senate today about a 2016 meeting with a russian lawyer who promsied damaging information on Hillary Clinton. But kushner told them he already knew about that ellen video. [ laughter ] seth we have video will bring down ms. Clinton. [ light l
A russian lawyer who promsied damaging information on Hillary Clinton. But kushner told them he already knew about that ellen video. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. New jersey will soon become the third state raise the smoking age to 21, but thats what happens when you elect a health nut as your governor. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. New jersey will raise the smoking age to 21, while boston is raising the drinking age to five. [ laughter ] fours too young. Its just too young to drink. [ light laughter ] theyre always knocking over their beer, just wasting it. [ laughter ] a canadian Toothpick Company is selling luxury toothpicks for 25 per pack. Incidentally, luxury toothpick is ivankas nickname for jared. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] did you hear . Did you hear . He called him a luxury toothpick. [ laughter ] and finally, a Texas Coffee Company is recalling one of its roasts after male customers reported a viagralike effect. Wives are calling it the wors
Veto power over his tweets. No, donald, dont do it, youre crazy. Youre not the boss of me [ laughter ] President Trump had lunch with Vice President mike pence today at his golf club in new jersey. They would have played golf, but pence thinks getting it in the hole is a sin. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] in an interview, tuesday, white house adviser Steven Miller called President Trump the best orator in that office in generations. When reached for comments, trump said, wow, he say very nice things, he good and me good. Me orator. President trumps inauguration singer, whose sister is transgender, recently called the president s ban on transgender people in the military a disappointment. Well sounds like someone is not getting invited to sing at his impeachment. [ laughter and applause ] missed opportunity. [ cheers and applause ] a Japanese Company has created a new highend Fidget Spinner that they say can spin for more than 12 minutes. Beating the previous record for spinning held