Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20170725

Sake, he denied it. [ laughter ] this week is shark week on the discovery channel, as well as on cnn. [ laughter ] President Trump has appointed Anthony Scaramucci as the new communications director. Scaramucci. That sounds like what you would call that guy if you couldnt remember his name. [ laughter ] hey, give me that new guy you know, the scaramucci with the hair [ laughter ] according to reports, President Trump is so unhappy with attorney general Jeff Sessions that he is considering replacing him with former new york city mayor rudy giuliani. Damn. Thats like being so unhappy with your wife, that youre considering replacing her with rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] President Trumps soninlaw and senior adviser, jared kushner, testified in front of senate today about a 2016 meeting with a russian lawyer who promsied damaging information on Hillary Clinton. But kushner told them he already knew about that ellen video. [ laughter ] seth we have video will bring down ms. Clinton. [ light laughter ] kid rock today further fueled speculation that he will officially run for senate by tweeting a poll showing he would lead a hypothetical election against a democratic senator. Even worse, his music. [ laughter ] new jersey will soon become the third state to raise the smoking age to 21, but thats what happens when you elect a health nut as your governor. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. New jersey will raise the smoking age to 21, while boston is raising the drinking age to five. [ laughter ] fours too young. Its just too young to drink. [ light laughter ] theyre always knocking over their beer, just wasting it. [ laughter ] a canadian Toothpick Company is selling luxury toothpicks for 25 per pack. Incidentally, luxury toothpick is ivankas nickname for jared. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] did you hear . He called him a luxury toothpick. [ laughter ] and finally, a Texas Coffee Company is recalling one of its roasts after male customers reported a viagralike effect. Wives are calling it the worst part of waking up. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is starring in an incredible new film. The fantastic actress Charlize Theron is here to talk about atomic blonde, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] shes the host of nbcs Hollywood Game Night. Our friend jane lynch is back on the show. Were so happy to have her. [ cheers and applause ] we will have music from amine tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so youre here on a very good night. Before we get to all this, President Trump made major changes to his Communications Staff on friday. But of course, the problem with this president is not how hes communicating, its what hes communicating. From his attacks on the russia investigation to a secret healthcare bill. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth after months of will he or will he speculation, sean spicer has finally stepped down as press secretary. Im guessing so he can spend more time with the bushes outside the white house. [ laughter ] now i just want to say, for all the criticism spicer got, at the very least, he clearly had a close, intimate relationship with President Trump. I have not the asked the president since the last time we spoke about this. I have not asked the president. I havent asked him. [ laughter ] i have not talked to him about the specific qualities hes looking for forward to to seeing. I dont know if hes seen the legislation or not. But again, i havent spoken to him on it. Honestly, i havent asked him. I honestly havent asked him that specific question. I have not had an opportunity to have that discussion. I literally have not had that kind of conversa i have not discussed that with the president. [ laughter ] seth theres a good chance when spicer went into the oval office to resign, trump didnt have any idea who he was. [ laughter ] mr. President , im resigning. Oh, thats too bad, you were my favorite groundskeeper . [ laughter ] now spicer, obviously, got off to a rough start, from his oversized suits to his lies about undersized inauguration crowds, and never really recovered. But according to a new report on spicers departure, his problems also included food storage. As the wall street journal explained, less than a month into his new job, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer needed to keep his food and drink cold. He wanted a minifridge. He dispatched a top aide to a nearby executive Office Building where Junior Research employees are crammed into a room. mr. Spicer wants your ice box, the aide said. [ light laughter ] they refused to give it up. [ laughter ] so mr. Spicer waited until sundown after his young staffers had left to take matters into his own hands. [ light laughter ] he was spotted by a fellow white house official lugging the ice box down the white house driveway after 8 00 p. M. [ laughter ] man, working for trump is like doing crack cocaine. At first, it must be an amazing high. But eventually, your life falls apart and you start stealing appliances. [ laughter ] so who would fill the void left by spicers absence, not to mention his presence . Enter the mooch we won the presidency because of donald j. Trump. He is a unbelievable politician. Seth thats right, trumps new communication director is wall street financier Anthony Scaramucci. Now were talking i mean, look at this guy. He is a human pinkie ring. [ laughter ] he is the human embodiment of a doubleparked bmw. [ light laughter ] he looks like the guy who leaves a doowop group over creative differences. [ laughter ] he looks like the only magician you could get on short notice. [ light laughter ] i could go on and on. You know what . Lets. He definitely calls waitresses, sweetheart. [ light laughter ] his yearbook quote was, dont worry about it. [ laughter ] so what does the mooch have that spicey doesnt, besides a job . Well, so far we know hes very good at one thing lavishing praise on donald trump, as scaramucci did at his first White House Press conference on friday, even complimenting the president s alleged prowess at sports. I think hes got some of the best political instincts in the world, and perhaps in history. I went to these rallies, and i saw the love that the people had for the president. I think they really, really love the president. The president is really wellloved. I love the president. I love the president. I love the president. [ light laughter ] the president has really good karma. The president s a winner. Ive seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. Ive seen him at Madison Square garden with a topcoat on. Hes standing in the key, and hes hitting foul shots and swishing them, okay . He sinks threefoot putts. [ laughter ] seth im sorry. Im sorry, but im not buying that this guy is a great athlete. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he looks like john mcendough. [ laughter ] hes his own doubles partner. [ laughter ] theres no doubt scaramucci is an experienced schmoozer with a much slicker style than spicer. In fact, at the end of his marathon press conference where he talked about the president s karma and the love he has for the american people, scaramucci bid goodbye to the press corps with an air kiss. [ light laughter ] so in summary, the mooch gave us a smooch after spicey screwed the pooch. [ cheers and applause ] but there is one thing that scaramucci has in common with spicer and the rest of the white house staff. Like almost every other republican who has gone to work for trump, scaramucci went through the ritual of abandoning much of what he believed before taking a job with trump. He spent the weekend deleting old tweets that contradicted trumps positions on issues. And on sunday when he was asked about trumps comments attacking the russia investigation, scaramucci insisted he would support whatever the president says. Although his choice of words may have accidentally been more revealing than he realized. I want the president to be the president. And my point is if he wants to talk about things like that, im not going to want to stop him or even be able to stop him. I want to be there to help aid and abet his agenda. [ laughter ] seth in fact, you could even say im here to be the president s accomplice. I just want to be an accessory to his agenda both before and after the fact. We are breaking and entering a new era. [ laughter ] and if making America Great again is a crime, then the president is guilty as charged. [ cheers and applause ] so scaramucci says hes now fully on board the trump train, and he sought to make that clear by backing up the president on one of his most controversial claims, that it might not have been russia who interfered in the 2016 election. Now remember, every u. S. Intelligence agency agrees that it was russia. But as evidence to support trumps assertions, scaramucci said he had heard from an anonymous source that if it was russia, they would never have been detected. But there was a fun reveal at the end, when scaramucci was asked who that anonymous source was. Somebody said do me yesterday i wont tell you who that if the russians actually hacked this situation and spilled out those emails, you would have never seen it. You would have never had any evidence of them, meaning that theyre super confident in their deception skills and hacking. I dont know who this anonymous person is that said that if the russians had actually done it, we wouldnt have been able to detect it, but it is how about but it is the unanimous how about how about how about it was the president . [ laughter ] seth how about it was the president , jake . You like that . The president told me that. Then he nailed a threefoot putt. Hey, sweetheart, can we get some bread over here . [ laughter and applause ] so Scaramucci Scaramucci will now be in charge of explaining trumps erratic tweets. Like today, when trump once again attacked his own attorney general Jeff Sessions, calling him beleaguered in a tweet. Trump was asked about that comment today during a photo op with white house interns, and it gave him a chance to mug for the cameras. Mr. President , should Jeff Sessions resign . [ light laughter ] any new events about healthcare . [ laughter ] seth look at trump finally living out his dream of being the coolest high schooler at the class photo shoot. [ laughter ] did you hear me to tell the teacher to be quiet . Haha. School is so lame. [ laughter ] and sessions, of course, is not the only trump confidant in the hot seat over his contacts with russians. Theres also his soninlaw, jared kushner. Kushner of course has repeatedly failed to disclose contacts with russian officials, including a meeting with the Russian Ambassador where he proposed setting up a secret back channel that could not be detected by u. S. Intelligence agencies. Today, kushner spoke to Senate Investigators in a closeddoor session. And afterwards, he gave a rare Public Statement where he defended his role in the administration. Let me be very clear. I did not collude with russia, nor do i know of anyone else in the campaign who did so. When my fatherinlaw decided to run for president , i served his campaign the best i could. I am so grateful for the opportunity to work on important matters, such as middle east peace and reinvigorating americas innovative spirit. [ light laughter ] seth my fatherinlaw put me in charge of middle east peace because i did such a good job not colluding with russia. [ laughter ] i even drew this picture of myself with my fatherinlaw, where he pats me on the head [ laughter ] for being a good job boy, for not talking to russians. [ applause ] and he even said he put it on the fridge as soon as i solve [ laughter ] middle east peace. [ laughter ] and then, of course, theres trumps son, don, jr. , who met with a russian lawyer after being promised dirt on Hillary Clinton as part of russias effort to help trump win. On sunday, scaramucci defended fellow hair gel enthusiast don, jr. [ laughter ] but im not sure his defense was all that flattering to him. It was a nonevent meeting, and hes a political neophyte in june of 2016. Donald j. Trump, jr. Loves his father. The kid took a nothing meeting. Seth the kid . Hes 39. [ laughter ] the only way a 39yearold can be a kid is with a zoltar machine. [ laughter ] so the special counsel investigation is intensifying, and trumps closest aides and family members are increasingly implicated in the scandal. I guess its no surprise, then, that trump is looking for ways to save his own skin. The Washington Post reports trump has asked his advisers about his power to pardon aides, family members, and himself. Seth were six months into his presidency, and hes already talking about pardoning himself. At this rate, trump is going to get impeached and resign in time to be on the next season of dancing with the stars. [ laughter ] apparently, what motivated trump to inquire about his own pardon power was the realization that special Counsel Robert Mueller could look into his personal finances. According to the Washington Post, he has told aides he was especially disturbed after learning mueller would be able to access several years of his tax returns. How bad are these tax returns . At this point we all assume he doesnt pay them, right . So it has to be worse than that. [ light laughter ] what is it . Does he pay two mill a year to melania for hand holding . [ laughter ] does he try to write off eric as a loss . [ laughter and applause ] is his legal name donna . [ laughter ] with everything going on in d. C. Right now, by far the most urgent, potentiallycatastrophic thing that could happen this week, is a vote on the gop healthcare bill. Gop leaders are once again trying to revive their bill, setting a vote for tuesday without telling anyone whats in it. The secretive process is an appalling and shocking breach of basic democratic norms, and yet, today at the white house, trump angrily attacked democrats for saying, accurately, that the bill would cause needless deaths. The senate bill protects coverage for preexisting conditions. And you dont hear this from the democrats. They like to tell you just the opposite. And they didnt even know the bill. They run out. They say, death, death, death. Seth do you know what . Hes right. No matter how you feel about a bill, you shouldnt say its death. Got it. Obamacare is death. [ light laughter ] thats the one thats death. Seth im not death. Youre death. [ laughter ] that was a good comeback, right, guys . [ laughter ] this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what makes a lipton meal . First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. The rock hey siri, read my schedule. [siri tone] rock. Hey siri, take a selfie. [siri tone] want to see more of the rock and siri . 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[ thudding ] [ grunting ] [ grunting ] seth please welcome to the show, Charlize Theron. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you thank you, thank you. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] seth theyre so very happy youre here. Im so very happy youre here. Its so nice. Oh, my gosh. I had to learn a lot of dialogue for this movie. Seth yeah, i was going to say. [ light laughter ] yeah, you can tell. Seth there was so much there was a lot of work. Seth there was so much, like, under there was, like, text and subtext. Thats what i liked about it. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth so much now, we should point out, that is an intense incredible fight scene. Its not the only one, this is pretty nonstop action throughout the film. Yes. Seth you had some doubts in the beginning that you were up for this kind of fight film. Is that true . Yeah. I mean, unless youre a fighter, its a really difficult thing to kind of step in and make believable, right . And a lot of this film, the story and the motion is really told through this this physical action, and we try to do some crazyass [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] seth and you you trained with keanu reeves. Is this true . I look, i say a lot of weird [ bleep ], and thats probably not true, either. Seth okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] we trained in the same we trained in the same facility. [ light laughter ] and i saw him. Seth okay. No, actually, were really good friends. We made two movies together. Ive known him for over 20 years. Hes one of the greatest guys, and we did train in the same facility. Seth well, it was funny because you didnt think in the way that you wouldnt think of yourself as sort of this fighting action hero. Keanu reeves, in just sort of recent years, as john wick has become the same sort of incredible, like, sort of physical actor. Yeah. Seth so it seems to be a perfect person to train with. Well, hes yeah, i mean, i feel like hes done a couple of action films, but hes great in this character. Seth yeah. And he was definitely it was because hes really good friend of mine, it was good to have him there because its so hard to train on this level four or five hours. Seth and you did, then, get injured, right . Knee, tooth . I was bruised. I didnt have any massive injuries, nothing that would make like a really cool story. Seth were you bummed out . Were you bummed out that you didnt fully . I was a little bit. Like this story had been running around the press that, you know, i cracked two teeth. And it just sounds like somebody, like, busted me in the face. But really, i just did it myself, clenching on my own jaw. [ light laughter ] seth oh, well thats thats a lot worse. Its not as its not as cool, you know . Seth and it was it was back at my hotel room and [ light laughter ] yeah. I wasnt even aware of it. Seth i was watching real housewives, and i saw something that just freaked me out. Were you there . Seth i was there, yes. [ laughter ] jesus. Seth your kids i know your kids were around the set. Did they were they aware that their mom was sort of, going out every day to sort of get whaled on . [ light laughter ] that would make me a terrible mother, wouldnt it . Seth yes. [ light laughter ] i try not to you know, i try to be responsible. But there were a few days where i definitely forgot to not, you know, to let my mom know not to bring them around. Seth oh, right. To set and stuff . Yeah, and then youll have to you know, get to think fast. And so, theres been a few times, you know, when i was like, mommy, had a i was painting. I had a paint party. [ light laughter ] and i got some paint on my face and my clothes. Seth right. I got seth a lot of a red paint. I was painting a barn. Mommy was painting a barn. [ laughter ] things like that. Seth you, this takes place in 1989, in berlin. Five days before the wall falls in berlin, yes. Seth and yet, the villain, sort of the russians and kgbs, so works out really well, very great branding for the film. Sounds so farfetched. [ light laughter ] seth so farfetched. So farfetched. Seth but you had to learn some russian. How is your russian . Terrible. Seth is it really bad . Yeah. Seth how do you say terrible in russian . Do you know . I dont have a clue. [ laughter ] seth terrible. I think thats it. [ light laughter ] thats oh, god. Oh, yeah. Seth how much how much did you have to learn . Did you or how many lines did you have in russian . Well, we had we had very specific scenes that i learned. Then we got there, and then we did a rewrite. And then i had to relearn different lines. And it was just its a really difficult language to to learn without drinking tons of vodka. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] which i couldnt do because i had to fight a lot so, i had to stay sober for i really seth i bet there are some russians who drink vodka and then fight. [ laughter ] i bet they i bet they dont let that get in the way. A couple, one or two, im sure. Well, i mentioned your kids. I heard you recently took them to coney island. Oh, i did, yes. Seth did they have did they have a great time . We had so much fun. You know like, well they grew up in l. A. They havent spent a lot of time in new york. So, i wanted them to have like, a real city experience. I wanted them to experience the subway. Seth wow. Which they, you know seth that is that is a thing now that is actually like, child endangerment. [ laughter ] my kids thought it was the coolest thing ever. Seth right. I have footage of my kid literally just looking out the window going seth thats great. [ light laughter ] i mean, just thinking its amazing. Seth they should they should rebrand the new york city subway as like, the new york city subway. Fun for 26. [ laughter ] but we had we had a lot of fun. Theres all these little food stands there. I dont know if youve seen it. Seth yeah, its great. And so, we stopped off for some ribs, and as you do in coney island. Seth yeah. And im seth plus, you were covered in fake blood, so you thought, oh, the ribs will cover. [ light laughter ] no, that was a different time. Seth different day. Okay, gotcha. That was a different day. And im ordering, and this lady is trying to put it together. You know, shes like, i think seth got it. Shes like, you but shes not putting it together. So shes doing the whole, do you get do you get that a lot . That you look like that actress . Whats whats her . [ snapping fingers ] you know, who im talking about. You know, who im talking about, right . [ light laughter ] you might you get it all the time. You look just like her. You look just like and then, eventually, she puts it together and im like, you know, im just trying to have a good time. So im like, oh, god, yeah, no. I get that all the time. [ light laughter ] and she goes mmhmm. You know what . No, no, youre skinnier than her. [ laughter ] seth oh, wow. Literally. Literally. Seth now thats very interesting because i dont know if thats a compliment . Seth yeah, thats the weird thing. Or seth how do you take it . What is that . Seth yeah. I was happy and then super upset. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i guess you want you want reallife to be the one that gets the compliment. I dont know. I need a real friend to actually tell me what that means. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] like, somebody really loves me and can actually tell me something that i might not want to hear. Seth well, you know, whenever i want the real truth i go straight to the rib lady at coney island. [ laughter ] you grew up in south africa. You grew up around animals. Yeah. Seth and you my wifes family had a pet goat. You had you a pet goat . Oh, really . Yes. Yeah. Seth what was your pet goats name . Bok. Seth bok . Bok. Seth is that in afrikaans . Its bok, and it means goat. Seth oh, wow. [ light laughter ] yeah, very creative. Seth did you have a long list . Did you whittle it down to bok . [ laughter ] was bok confused when other people were just calling for their goat . [ light laughter ] did you now heres the thing. I had a long [ light laughter ] i had a long so, our goat, raisin [ laughter and applause ] but raisin, sadly, recently passed away. Aw. [ audience aws ] seth but, he was fine. Wait a minute. [ laughter ] seth no, but i didnt think goats were good pets. Did you think goats were good pets . Oh, my gosh. Theyre amazing. I was maybe how old . I was maybe like, eight. Between, like, 8 and 13. Theyre super mischievous. Seth yeah. You say mischievous or mischievous . What do you say . Seth you could do either one. Okay. Seth id say yeah, i would have said, mischievous. Mischievous. Theyre very mischievous. They would jump on your bed, and kind of, they eat your clothes. Seth see, these now whats interesting they eat everything. Seth all the things that youre framing as positives would have been the negatives for me. [ laughter ] i dont know. It was i dont know. There was Something Sweet about it. I mean, she would just play with the fabric, and then maybe get a hole in it, but nothing like crazy, you know. [ light laughter ] but they get into everything. I mean, they would stand on the counters with their little feet up, and seth yeah. But they were super loyal. [ laughter ] very loyal. Seth yeah. And theyre very and theyre really loving. Hey, im actually sharing something for real. [ laughter ] like, this is not a joke. [ laughter and applause ] this is actually me sharing a piece of my heart. Seth yeah, guys. With you seth let charlize talk about how loyal her [ bleep ] goat was, assholes. [ laughter and applause ] im really sorry about this. I mean, seriously. Seth i mean really, i cant i dont know whats in got into them. I didnt have any siblings. [ laughter ] seth and if you had, their names would have been sister or brother. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. Its really lovely to have you. [ cheers and applause ] Charlize Theron, everybody. Atomic blonde is in theaters this friday. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. Bmilk and fresh cream,a. And only sustainably farmed vanilla. What is this . A vanilla bean . Mmm breyers the good vanilla. 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Oh my god, its dove no white marks. On a 100 colors. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody, please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, hes making his drumming return to late night. Hes a Founding Member of the groundbreaking hard rock bands rage against the machine, and audioslave. Be sure to check him out in prophets of rage. His selftitled album is out september 15th. Brad wilk is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming back. Our next guest tonight is a very funny actress and comedian you know the tv series glee, and films like the 40yearold virgin, and best in show. Shes also the host of the very popular game show, Hollywood Game Night, which airs thursdays on nbc. Please welcome back to the show, our friend jane lynch, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth welcome back thank you. Im glad to be here. Seth its so lovely to have you here. Oh, thank you. Seth its always nice to see you. Its nice to see you backstage. Nice to see you. Oh, thank you. Seth and i want to Say Something about seeing you back stage. Yes, yes. Seth you go sometimes backstage, and you go in the dressing room. And people have their team with them, their friends with them. Right. Seth you roll solo. All by myself, yes. Seth all by yourself. All i need. Seth its very impressive to see someone in show business who is so self contained . Seth who can take care of themselves. Yeah. In fact all i brought was and i take care of myself. And i brought my room key, and a credit card, and a lipstick. I have it all right here. Seth jane, oh great. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] i didnt bring a purse. Seth wow isnt that great . Seth oh, thats great. Yeah. Seth do you often travel like that . Is that i do. I do. Seth yeah. If i can fit it in my bra, then thats a great thing. [ light laughter ] and i forgot my phone though. I was like, why do i feel so light and unencumbered . I forgot my phone, but i didnt need it. Seth wow. So, im sorry. Would the phone ten also be in the bra . Well, you know what. The phone sticks out a little bit too much seth yeah. And i dont have a pocket. So im glad i didnt bring it. Seth gotcha. But thats nice. But thats why when you came to visit me, i was sitting in the room like this with the crudites. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] there was nothing to do without my phone. Seth no. If i didnt know you, it would have been spooky. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth it was a little bit like a horror movie. Like i came in. It was like, you had discovered something, and you were like, take a seat, mr. Myers. [ laughter ] exactly. Seth we have found some discrepancies in your forms. [ light laughter ] yes. Seth Hollywood Game Night. Yes. Seth this is the fifth season. Yeah, it is. Its crazy. Isnt it . Seth its amazing. It was supposed to be six episodes and then gone. And it just keeps coming back, and i love it. Its so much fun. Seth thats really exciting. Yeah, it is. Seth you have some new games this year. We do. Seth and you love a single entendre, but you really love a double entendre. A double, oh well, my favorite. Yes. Well last season it was a lot about female genitalia. Seth uhhuh. A lot about boxes and such. [ light laughter ] this year, its all about male genitalia. Seth gotcha. We have in my pants, nice package, and hold my balls. [ laughter ] seth thats great, and these are all games . Theyre games. Yes, yes. Seth this is a family these are shows you can play with your family. Theyre not just jokes. Oh, totally totally play it with your family. Seth thats great. Absolutely. Seth it must be fun doing it . It is. Its great. Well, you know neyo is on next week, which is hes wonderful. And we have micheal bolton, who sings for us. Seth great. As well as playing games. Yeah, its going to be a great episode. Seth and you have another show. Yes. Seth you were just nominated for an emmy for it. I was, yes. Seth and this is a web series. Yeah, yeah. Seth what are they called now . Do they still call them web series . I think you call it a web series. Its called dropping the soap. Seth dropping the soap. And its about a soap opera seth again, you love an entendre. I do, dont i . [ light laughter ] im going to keep going. Seth okay. Its circling the drain. Well, with the metaphor, its a soap opera thats circling the drain, as it were. Seth got it. And its trying to stay relevant, so it does crazy things like have an eareating bacteria, aliens land. And i am the producer whos brought in to shake the show up. Seth youre trying to save the soap opera. I am. Im trying to get more eyeballs on the soap opera. Seth and, was that did you ever watch soap operas . I did. Yeah, all my children. All of the what is it . Did you guys even watch that . [ cheers ] yeah, so all my children. What else was on . What was on after that . Oh, the edge of night. Seth when did you watch them . When i was in high school, laying out in the sun. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth i feel like i would watch them in middle school when i was home sick. Yeah. Seth yeah. Well, what we did it was a big deal to lay out in the sun with, like, foil right here. Seth uhhuh. And a little black and White Television and watch all my kids. And General Hospital was the other one we loved, too. Seth thats really great, yeah. Yeah. Seth i was always like, if i was sick, for a couple days, it felt very hard to leave my soaps, you know . Yeah, ill bet it did. Seth because, of course as a child, i didnt realize that every episode was a cliffhanger. Exactly. Seth and i thought, like, mom, i cant go back to School Tomorrow ellens keeping the baby [ laughter ] what show did you watch . What soap opera did you watch . Seth i dont even remember. Oh, i think it was as the world turns. As the world turns. Seth oh ,what was the time through the hourglass . Oh, days of our lives. Oh, days of our lives. Yeah, that moms love that one. Seth yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seth it was great. I loved it too. Oh, me too. Seth yeah. Absolutely. Seth you have a very exciting role coming up. I do, yes. Seth you are this is a unabomber tv movie . Right, right. This is discoverys first scripted series, and its about the unabomber. And its with paul bettany, and chris noth, and i play and sam worthington. And i play janet reno, the attorney general. Seth janet reno. Yes. Seth i mean, its kind of nuts how good that is. Yes, theres always the risk of looking like a terrible wig and glasses which seth yeah. I dont think i do. Seth well that that would be seth i would say that risk would be this, right . There we go. Seth that would be the that would be the risk of a terrible wig and glasses. Yes. [ laughter and applause ] actually, he was my jumping off point for this character. That was your jumping off point . Yeah. Absolutely, yes. Seth yeah. I was a big fan of janet reno. And boy, we could sure somebody like her today. Seth yeah, thats great. And was it fun did you get to meet her at all . Did you ever i didnt. No, in fact, she passed away right before we started doing started shooting. Seth oh, well thats too bad. Yeah, but i did speak to a guy who was her assistant. Now hes, like, my age, but he knew her very well, and gosh, he told Great Stories about her. She had such a huge heart. She was had a lot of big cases on her desk, not just the unabomber case, but waco, and whitewater, and the whole thing. And it was it was a tough time, but we were lucky to have her in that office. Seth its also kind of i mean, this isnt this sounds like a weird thing to say, but it is sometimes with everything crazy going on today, you forget that there were crazy things happening in the 90s as well. Yeah, there was, but it seemed like they were adults. Seth yeah, thats true. [ laughter ] it seemed like you know, you had janet reno, who had such independence from the president , and you know, is the one who appointed the special prosecutor for whitewater, and, you know, that was just i dont know. Im, like, sentimental for the 90s, i guess. I dont know. But it seems like there was some integrity. You played janet reno on stage before . Yes, i did. Seth what was that production . That was called baby jesus and his holiday pixies. Seth is this maybe [ laughter ] yes. Seth this also had a great amount of integrity . Indeed. Oh, of course. And i did seth and where was this . Where did you do this . This was in los angeles at the tamarind theatre which is now ucb. Seth okay. And its i did run, run rudolph with little baby jesuss seth oh, wow. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth as janet reno . As janet reno. Yes, yeah. Seth thats fantastic. Now i know you travel light, so this is obviously just coming over for the day. Yes, yes. Seth when you travel, when you get on an airplane, you obviously have more stuff. Yeah. Seth and i heard you had a bit of a luggage incident. I did. Yeah, well i always do the carryon thing. Seth as you should. Yeah. Seth you got to travel light. Yes, exactly, and i was coming back from provincetown film festival, and i won an award there. Seth congratulations. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] hey thanks and it went through the xray, and they pulled me aside. And they said, maam, do you have something in your suitcase you want to tell me about . I said, no, what did you see . So, we saw something, and its shaped like a cylinder. And i went, what . And he said, and if you dont remember, you cant tell me right now what it is, youre going into that room, and were taking your bag into that room. And so, i thought and i remembered it was the award. They thought it was a pipe bomb. Its long. Its skinny. Seth oh, my goodness. Yes, so that was well, its a good thing theyre watching. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, you know. Seth you probably and they were like, also, we noticed you have a script for the unabomber. Yeah, right, exactly. [ laughter ] whats up with you . Seth and so, we have a lot of issues here. Were not great at connecting the dots, but youre making it very easy. Yes, yes. [ light laughter ] seth we first met, i guess it was 2010 when you first hosted snl. Yes, when i did snl, yeah. Seth yes, and it was really great because it was you. It was bruno mars. That his first time on the show. Yeah, that was his first time. And ill tell you what though, the way you guys work over there, i thought it was going to be, we rehearse the same scenes all week long, and then were perfected for friday, or saturday night. Firday. Saturday night. We changed stuff every two seconds. Seth yeah. Right before the show. I didnt even have you were the head writer, and you were supposed to be giving me my monologue. And i kept going, whens seth coming . Whens seth coming . Seth yeah. And then, you said like, the day before, you said, oh, were going to do a song. Seth yeah. [ sighs ] okay, but it was really fun. I really enjoyed it. Seth im glad by the way, i feel terrible for you that, like, bruno mars was there, and you had me writing you a song. [ laughter ] it was really a fantastic song. Seth oh, good, good, good, good. Im glad you liked it. It had fred armisen in it. It was great. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth well, it was such a lovely week. It was. Seth and its, in general, just great to see you always, jane. Oh, thank you. Back at you. Seth congratulations. So happy the show is back. [ cheers and applause ] well, thank you. Im happy for you. Seth thank you. Jane lynch, everybody Hollywood Game Night airs thursday nights at 8 00pm on nbc. Well be right back with music from amine. [ cheers and applause ] youve earned your 100,000th point. Heres your reward. Can i get one more . Thatll be 15,000 points. 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Add and on our Homepage Police have arrested the father of an newborn baby after he was captured on surveillance camera leaving the 16day old child in a parkijng lot in suisun city. [ cheers and applause ] seth tonights musical guest will release his debut album, good for you this friday. Here to perform his new song, wedding crashers, featuring offset, please welcome to the show, amine, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i was duped didnt know the truth got rid of my old flame now i got a boo and now im feeling cool im feeling brand new i would pay a lot to be the homie in my shoes this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdates at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdates at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend vultures at the altar tell the pastor to watch his back my girl said she wanted change and then she got a quarterback well damn i aint no Football Player no but i hit it harder than a Football Player true the girl of my dreams just became a girl yeah and well we can talk about that later honeymoon in your hometown damn girl you broke now your mama ask about me almost every week he can speak in tongue talking bout forever hold your peace i said peace please hurry up and kiss so i can eat mwuah tootsie roll and your tippy toes so much soul that my soul got soul your auntie and uncle they love me yeah all your bridesmaids want to love me your groom look like a broom and it make me hahaha girl i could of been your pap and you be my remy ma i was duped didnt know the truth got rid of my old flame now i got a boo and now im feeling cool im feeling brand new i would pay a lot to be the in my shoes who dis for this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdates at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdates at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend offset yes ive been balling yeah maybachs to lambos and raris yeah fresh in that cartier whole party lit bad ladies everywhere gang in this northside extraordinaire pipe up the city the diamonds going to light up the city i got your girl on the low i slide in it and then im going to dodge in it i got her selling her soul pick up five bags in a row white diamonds look like the pope gucci python on the loafers yeah my pinky look just like the ocean its colder north dakota from the bowl to the chauffeurs having fun in a rollster to milan copping goyard now that im taking over your hand out but i dont owe ya came from the dirt soil duped duped didnt know the truth got rid of my old flame now i got a boo and now im feeling cool im feeling brand new i would pay a lot to be the in my shoes who dis for this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdates at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend this is dedicated to my ex lovers hope that you hear this never find another me and my friends we dont worry or pretend hope your playdate at your wedding yeah the one i wont attend whoo [ cheers and applause ] seth amine everybody for tour dates head over to heyamine. 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The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Charlize Theron, jane lynch, amine, offset, brad wilk, 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hi, im carson daly. This is last call. Tonight, we are back here at the lovely penthouse suite in the time new york hotel. Weve got a good show for you tonight. Monica barbaro stops by to talk