isn t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host? what s up, gangsters? it s the m.i. double tizzle. i have no proof but via feeling canada is planning something. actually, i m only here to meet tom cruise. that s why we re all here. my new cologne is now available at macy s. it s mits-tified. i just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with matt damon. i can do a lot but even i can t fix the indianapolis colts. hey, hey, we won yesterday. [ applause ] but yeah. what about your patriots? what about those guys? like to see them win something. number two? newt gingrich, really? yeah, yeah. that s right. and then the number one thing mitt romney would like to say to the american people. it s a hair piece. there you go.