go on a late-night talk show. when is the dog coming? i keep hearing about the dog. listen, this is washington. that was a campaign promise. oh, wow. wow! man! politics is and always has been a performing art. and it is ego dominated, it is needy, it is narcicisstic. all the going on shows, this is nothing new. this is just a form of baby kissing. loosening your tie, rolling up your sleeves to show you re a regular guy. what s up, gangstas? it s the m-i double tizzle. i host a talk show and i love having politicians on because you can ask them personal questions. these are things you don t typically see when they re on 60 minutes or a show like that. i know you support states rights to legalize marijuana. you also said you smoked it a
it s the it s the m.i. double tizzle. number 5. confused stare. the number one sign president obama is overconfident been cruising with chicks with john edwards. other hosts put him front and center. surprise you 70 shoot in connection a school? you don t know what it means. i heard somebody say to you how would so and so and so and so be handled under 999 and you said, i don t know! i ve made jokes about you. not just one or two. not on ongoing here and there. reporter: there were tabloids about an affair and he was force to do apologize for comments about sarah palin s daughter.
last night at this time we examined how mitt romney can try to act more human. tonight the gregory brothers, creators of auto tune the news remind us of the things that mitt romney likes. autotune style, of course. what s up gangstas. it s the m.i. double tizzle. i love people i love this state i love cars i love american cars i love you, i like mandates i like grits i love this country, i like music of almost any kind including this
. last night at this time we examined how mitt romney can try to act more human. tonight the gregory brothers, creators of auto tune the news remind us of the things that mitt romney likes. autotune style, of course. what s up gangstas. it s the m.i. double tizzle. i love people. i love this state i love cars i love american cars i love you i like mandates i like grits i love this country, i like music of almost any kind including this
isn t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host? what s up, gangsters? it s the m.i. double tizzle. i have no proof but via feeling canada is planning something. actually, i m only here to meet tom cruise. that s why we re all here. my new cologne is now available at macy s. it s mits-tified. i just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with matt damon. i can do a lot but even i can t fix the indianapolis colts. hey, hey, we won yesterday. [ applause ] but yeah. what about your patriots? what about those guys? like to see them win something. number two? newt gingrich, really? yeah, yeah. that s right. and then the number one thing mitt romney would like to say to the american people. it s a hair piece. there you go.