Cheers and applause trevor also on tonights show, pirates are stealing christmas. Why black people hate therapy and the mona lisa has an evil twin. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the major news that is shaking up the art world. For a century, the mona lisa has been considered one of the most important paintings of all time, but now were learning it may only be half as special as we thought. There is only one mona lisa, right . Well maybe not. This morning what might be another mona lisa, if it turns out to be a real mona lisa, it could be worth half a billion dollars. This controversial other portrait, so similar to leonardo da vincis masterpiece has long sparked intense debate. Is it just a copy or an earlier version finished by da vinci himself . The minute i saw his work, i was really blown away. It took me five minutes and i was convinced. Trevor it took you five minutes and you were convinced . Maybe take ten minutes or 15 before you shake history . Whats
Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me we can start to make a difference if we want it for our children recycle that can and plant that tree cause the future begins with you and me. Look its working the future begins with you and me the immigrants are fading away were doing it weve got to work for a Better Future weve got to join hands for tomorrow take the first step and you will see the future dude, wait, wait hold on, wait a second. This is gay. This is really gay. Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other. Okay, sorry, my bad. Everyone back in the pile back in the pile, everyone were going back to the pile jump in come on, everybody were going back to the pile terk a durrr weve got to work for a Better Future weve got to join hands for tomorrow take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me we can start to make a difference from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new
Late thursday night into friday. The two systems coming in, 10th of an inch or less, another one thursday but not a lot from these systems unless you are to the north. 40s on the temperatures. 50 for some. Conquered 10. Compared to yesterday. Zero visibility for some. 50s on the temperatures. Where would you like to begin . We are going to start on the livermore commute, we have a problem in livermore were just outside of it. At dyer which is about one mile in. Vasco road, its going to be a tough commute because of crash, headon collision, one car is on fire on vasco road. If you use vasco road you need extra time or consider using highway 4 going the other way. I realize its a pain for the commute but i want to let you know. Nearby, i noticed 680 has gone to be a terrible commute getting out of pleasanton. Slow traffic, going to touch all of this in a few minutes when we come back. Back to the desk. Police in new zealand say there are no signs of life on white island after a huge volc
Friend, but she doesnt know it. Lupita nyongo is here, everybody. cheers and applause we are going to be talking about New York Times bestsellinh Childrens Book and the new star wars movie shes in. Also on tonights show, we find the worst place to have your wedding. Ronny chieng sees dead people. And the u. S. Government admits its been lying to you. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with time magazines person of the year. Its an annual message to the worlds other 7. 7 billion people that you suck. laughter and this years honoree is an obvious choice. This was Just Announced moments ago. The time person of the year is 16yearold Climate Change activist greta thunberg. You remember when the swedish teen took on u. N. World leaders at the Climate Change summit. 16 years old. Congratulations to her. She had a passionate plea garnering a lot of attention. And for way too long, the politicians and the people in power have gotten away with not doing anything at all to fig
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