Ah, send your sweater vest. You are more than welcome to run again but you might have to freshen up your campaign a bit. How about this time you only wear sweater sleeves. You obviously have a closet full somewhere. That is fiscally responsible. Now at this point you are probably thinking the clown car is full. But laughter thats the thing about clown cars. Just remember, the legendary list of candidates there 2012. Many of whom, lead in the polls at one point. Remember Herrmann Cain once lead in the polls. Did he have a chance in hell of becoming president . And please answer in german. Nine, nine, nine. Why danka. Danka shun. So frankly the republicans better have something pretty special up their sleeve if theyre going to try and beat what they did last time. Donald trump last week confirmed the National Review that he is again considering a run in 2016. Do it. Just do it. Look at this. Do it. I will personally write you a Campaign Check now on behalf of this country which does not
World what youre creating. 28 of the American People are what i would call dependent on government. Why dont you show what this president is doing to people . The Obama Administration is encouraging parasites to come out. Keep familying from falling into poverty. If thats not putting people back into chains, i dont know what is. Well, some folks just see the world differently. Dont we . Great to have you with us tonight. Thanks for watching the ed show here on msnbc. Theres some things in government, there are some things in this country, that you simply cannot separate. Farmers and food. Real basic stuff. You know that we have the absolute best farmers on the face of the earth . That we can produce more, our technology is so advanced as opposed to the rest of the world. We are the bread basket of the world. We can produce enough food to feed the world if we wanted to. Thats how good our farmers are. Thats how good our universities are. Our research, and our technology. And lets not fo
Creator robert riply Neal Thompson is here. But before we left last week we discussed how ridiculous it was that the 2016 president ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next president ial election is nearly three and a half years away but senator cruzs travel itinerary looks more like a president ial candidate than a freshman senator. Whats going on here. Are you running for president . John, we are having a National Debate about which direction the country should go. You were born in canada. Could you are you even eligible to be president of the united states. My mo
President ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next president ial election is nearly three and a half years away but senator cruzs travel itinerary looks more like a president ial candidate than a freshman senator. Whats going on here. Are you running for president . John, we are having a National Debate about which direction the country should go. You were born in canada. Could you are you even eligible to be president of the united states. My mother is born in delaware, she is a u. S. Citizen so im a u. S. Citizen by birth. That shouldnt be a problem then. Because
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