Theyre all 25 years old and all beautiful. Right. They had this fixed and that fixed and this moved. They had their spirit worked on, their soul everything you dont know what you i mean, you kissin some beautiful lady, and she says, call me bill. You dont even know, because. [ laughter ] noahs walkin down the street with me the other day. Yeah. I gotta give you one line, that i love more than life. We were walkin down the street, watchin all these people, and theyre all beautiful. And, as they come to you, its like dorian gray. And they go waarghh. Just t rodeo drive has got some of the most beautiful ugly people in the world. [ laughter ] theyre all so, i d ya know, im s yeah. I go out with em, and i say, hello. How are ya . And im outta gas, man. I dont know where to go from there. Well thats all right. Some nice to know that things havent changed, too much. [ laughing ] we got we gotta take a break . All right. Well take a break. Well be right back. Stay where ya are. Wanna introduc
[ music ] [ applause ] okay. Hello, there. [ cheering ] do you realize that, uh by now, were on, late at night, and everybody in the country has wished everybody a thanksgiving. Thats right. But, for an everybody on the tonight show, you and your family we hope you had a yeah. Lovely holiday, with your friends, relatives. Do you realize this is our 26th thanksgiving weve spent together . Youre kidding. No. I didnt know that. Twentysix years. [ applause ] [ cheering ] and, when i met you, you changed my whole life, about thanksgiving, cause i didnt know the true story. But you told me that wonderful, intimate story about squanto, the indian, that the thats not in any of the history books that ive ever seen. Now, they dont know what youre talking about. I know, but you told me about him, and i never knew about that. [ chuckling ] what was he, one of the gowie tribe . What was he now, ii must tell you hehe was one o the gowies, wasnt he . You have no idea what youre talkin about. Years ag
Beef rib zs and pulled pork. He does lots of weird things to meat. Apparently, it will be delicious. From drinks to decor, festive ideas for your backyard bash. If you are planning to hit the beach, we have emily giffin here. I just read her latest book. She can weave a tale. She is going to talk to us about her book and others. John legend and Christie Tegan have given birth to their first child. She is just delicious. This is luna. I am so glad other mothers just wear their hair in a scrunchy just like that every day. Thats me any time im not on tv. I miss app infant so much. She captioned this one, she is in love with her daddy. Look at that. Everybody is naked. I have a question for you. I learned a new word today. Maybe everybody else knew it. Have you ever heard of a busker. Raise your you have ever heard of a word bus skur. Amanda knew. Not many people know what a bus skur is. You shouldnt. You are a very intelligent person, not always wise, but deeply intelligence. You are a ve
Welcome to power lunch. Weve got the s p and the nasdaq just above the flat line here in the green. The dow is down by. 1 of a percent. Brent crude back above 50 bucks a barrel. Wti crude up close to 11 over the past week. Both are in bull market territory right now. Take a look at oil stock, a fresh 2016 high. Heres what else is happening at this hour. Twitter suspending 235,000 terrorlinked accounts since february. Twitter says daily suspensions are up 80 since last year. Shares are down over 4 right now. Walmart beating expectations last quarter, thanks in part to groceries. Walmart shares also higher at this hour. Team usa continues to lead the medal count to the rio games. 94 in total. And 31 of those gold. Welcome, everybody. Theres a lot to get to today. We begin with the big breaking news on americas jails. The Justice Department planning to stop using private prisons. That is sending stocks lower, down more than 40 . Scott cohn joining us now by phone. Scott, what do you make
Uhhuh. [ laughter ] did you wear Something Like this to your high school . This is normally what you would wear to a High School Prom, right . Yeah. Where was your High School Prom . It was in craduck. Craduck . Yes, where i was living at the time. [ laughter ] where is excuse me, tom, where is craduck . Its in virginia. Craduck, virginia. [ applause ] who did you take to your High School Prom . Her name was glena joyce quinn. Where do girls in the south always have three names. Its like kitty ann litter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] glenus no glena joyce. Her name was sam actually. Whatever happened to her . That evening . Its not fair im laying the monologue off on tom tonight. Tommy tommys a great musician but for excitement, i mean tommys idea of a big saturday night is go down to rolfs market, pick up 11 items and sneak in the express line. Just to cause trouble. [ laughter ] are we in august all right . All right. And you were standing outside . Yes. I think its about 98 out here in