Welcome. Thank you. Thanks, everybody. Hi, im jimmy. I am the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad you made it. You made it, right . How many of you are visiting from out of the country . From far away, a foreign land . Okay, quite a few quiet handraisers here in our audience. [ laughter ] well, you got here just in time because this morning the faa had to ground every flight leaving the united states. Basically, the faa fed everyone in the a, eh . [ laughter ] their system went down, resulting in an awful morning for travelers, and a great one for southwest airlines. [ laughter ] they were like, wasnt our fault this time. More than 8,000 flights were delayed, another 1,200 were canceled. After the outage, senator ted cruz released a furious statement calling the situation unacceptable and, of course, blaming the biden administration. [ laughter ] ted has a bug up his butt because the outage made him unable to flee to cancun. As he does every winter.
damage done to people and ideas. the wagner group mercenary fighters pulled out from the southwestern russian city which they basically took over as well as other locations that they reached including points closer to moscow. they are now headed back to their base camp in ukraine, with , it is said, their boss, pr ogosia. it has wees anger with the russian military and running of the war in ukraine that triggered this attempted upris ing as the symbols of russian power only to be diffused at the last minute in a deal brokered by belarus president with the agreement of russian president putin that saw all pretty much get off the hook for this attempted insurrection but he is being sent in exile to belarus. it s reported to the that u.s. intelligence was aware that something like this was going to happen especially as we kept a close eye on russia s nuclear arms. they wanted to keep an arms length so moscow would not accuse washington of meddling in russian internal affairs and
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charlie kirk, the founder of tp usa is here. he has no idea where he is because he s hammered on relief factor. sebastian gorka is the dealer. tom [scattered applause] i guess someone got sick and we needed a filling. what a coup to land him as a guest. i kid, he works next door as a greeter at applebee s. and of course kat. you know kat. currently she s living on a steady diet of bait smoke and/or olives. so about my weekend, it was great. i watched a movie called ambulance. no? that s a huge change from my usual weekend when i watch a movie while in in an ambulance. it s nonstop a generalized action, and no surprise, it s directed by michael bay, who has all the subtlety of nancy pelosi s plastic surgeon. but the movie is also a finger in the eye of modern cinema in that unlike the others it aims to please the audience. it hits you in the face like it made a joke about will smith s wife. so i thought why not pirate bay to create our new ad for gutfeld! ? why not, indee
Jimmy hello. Im jimmy. The rightful host of the show. I have returned. Thank you for coming. Thank you for watching. If you were expecting jimmy fallon again, im sorry. He went home. [ laughter ] we had a great weekend. You may have seen or heard, jimmy fallon and i swapped shows for april fools. He came here, i went to new york. We didnt tell anyone. The audience was surprised. People watching at home were confused, mostly. These are tweets from people who were watching at home. What is jimmy kimmel doing on Jimmy Fallons show . Wtf. Where is jimmy kimmel hes not on channel 11. And where is jimmy fallon, hes on channel 2. [ laughter ] well, im either fd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting jimmy kimmel live. I know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous. This Jimmy Fallon Kimmel april fools prank has made me realize its very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by jimmy, not james. [ laughter ] decent point. I have to tell you, i