Jimmy hello. Im jimmy. The rightful host of the show. I have returned. Thank you for coming. Thank you for watching. If you were expecting jimmy fallon again, im sorry. He went home. [ laughter ] we had a great weekend. You may have seen or heard, jimmy fallon and i swapped shows for april fools. He came here, i went to new york. We didnt tell anyone. The audience was surprised. People watching at home were confused, mostly. These are tweets from people who were watching at home. What is jimmy kimmel doing on Jimmy Fallons show . Wtf. Where is jimmy kimmel hes not on channel 11. And where is jimmy fallon, hes on channel 2. [ laughter ] well, im either fd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting jimmy kimmel live. I know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous. This Jimmy Fallon Kimmel april fools prank has made me realize its very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by jimmy, not james. [ laughter ] decent point. I have to tell you, i
It was reported that President Trump spoke today at the Holocaust Museum, though steve bannon denies it. [ laughter ] thats right, President Trump spoke at the Holocaust Museum. Take a quick listen at how he pronounced the word nazi. We are here today to remember and to bear witness, to make sure that humanity never, ever forgets the nazis. [ laughter ] seth so heres my question, is it weird that im a little relieved he doesnt know how to say, nazi . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i tell you, whew. Oh. Nazi. He makes it sound like british slang for sex. Fancy a quick nazi . [ laughter ] its not pronounced the same way you say, fozzy bear. Who can forget hitlers famous words, waka, waka, waka. [ laughter ] but im sorry, i shouldnt pick on him. I dont want to be a grammar nazi. [ laughter and applause ] but, nazi. According to reports, President Trump is willing to back away from his demand that a government funding bill include money to build his proposed border wall. Wow, first,
It was reported that President Trump spoke today at the holocaust museum, though steve bannon denies it. [ laughter ] thats right, President Trump spoke at the holocaust museum. Take a quick listen at how he pronounced the word nazi. We are here today to remember and to bear witness, to make sure that humanity never, ever forgets the nazis. [ laughter ] seth so heres my question, is it weird that im a little relieved he doesnt know how to say, nazi . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i tell you, whew. Oh. Nazi. He makes it sound like british slang for sex. Fancy a quick nazi . [ laughter ] its not pronounced the same way you say, fozzy bear. Who can forget hitlers famous words, waka, waka, waka. [ laughter ] but im sorry, i shouldnt pick on him. I dont want to be a grammar nazi. [ laughter and applause ] but, nazi. According to reports, President Trump is willing to back away from his demand that a government funding bill include money to build his proposed border wall. Wow, first,
Just tired. I miss the days of something able to fall asleep. You know . Kids can just go out in the weirdest places. This little kid must have found the hair cutting process completely soothing because even though hes trying to fight it, he is falling asleep slowly and surely. Hes going to wake up with a shock though. Whered all my hair go the stylist as soon as she head bobs, she goes to that side. Shes a pro, you can tell. I know. Whap a great show. Well do it again tomorrow. See you next time. Where teams compete to make the right decisions about safe food preparations. Our challenge in this round read and follow package cooking instructions, and use a food thermometer. Lets see how our teams are doing so far team 1 . We just got 100 points. We separated our raw food from our cooked food. Team 2 . We got a 100point green card for proper hand washing before our meal prep. Referee weve reached a critical safety point in the challenge. Okay, team 1, lets check this out. Uhoh, not a sa
Bear. It wasnt one of those cute, little bears. That was a big bear. They are no longer fans of the chicago cubs this morning, i can tell you. Well get more on that story a little bit. We start this Tuesday Morning with new details on what led National Security adviser Michael Flynn losing his job. Yeah, the former acting attorney general, sally yates, testified that she urgently warned the white house that flynn could be blackmailed by the russians. But the president reacted quickly on twitter saying, the russia trump collusion story is a total hoax. When will this taxpayer funded charade end . Abcs janai norman has more details from washington. Good morning, janai. Reporter kendis and diane, good morning. This is the first time we heard a detailed account from sally yates about her warning to the white house that Michael Flynn had been compromised, but ultimately yates was fired first. New details about the National Security concerns that rocked the early days of the trump presidency