Us too depressing for the change seems to be the reason why some news helps be silly and stupid, but you dont. Its true. Its true. In the summer, the news gets slower than aoower thac playing jeopardy. Jeopk about me. I just got my back waxed. Shout oushoutout to the yankeee company. Heres the before. I know and heres the after. Not bad. Yeah. Than you. K you. Do those are my sisters. But why did i do this . Its make myself more attractive, if thats even possible. But i wonder. As i get better looking. What about Everybody Else . I believouy e its time forar you failed Scientific Institute presents or people getting uglier. So is our imagination overactive or are people . Becoming less attractive . Its something that ive noticed. Its somvego anywhere and you se how fitness has become fatness. Meanwhilhas becoe, Take Perfectd hair and dyed blue or purple. Mm while others just let themselves go. But now science is proving me right. S let its the Theory Presented Ba Fellow named shafee ha
in las vegas? the mood was electric, one of the fighters who just won his fight, even jumping the cage to shake trump s hand and say hello, the former president, then pointing at famed podcaster comedian and ufc commentator joe rogan and walked over to him for another handshake and brief little chat. and before fight night, trump threw some jabs at his 2024 opponents. first florida governor grand a sentence then even president joe biden. so i don t i m not a big fan of his, and he s highly overrated. he s highly operated. remember he s the one that wanted to cut social security. he s the one that wanted to raise the minimum age. the one thing you have to remember when a politician comes out with an initial plan, and then they go into a corner because they re getting killed because he s getting killed. we have a corrupt, incompetent leader in biden. we can t be kind anymore because that loves our off. the jar has been opened. he s totally compromise. well then chris christie,
sue her for plagiarism. host of fox news sunday, sherrod brown. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselvesse . r and actor, writer, comedian, divorced dad jamie lewis out. she s got more hang ups in an automated about a car warranty.n fotyx news cat tim and. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. my math is taking in the heavyweight world heavyweight championyweig all right. well, thank you for joining us. so before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. rea leftovers where i read the jokes. the jokes week.is and as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they . afr the show, we will set fire to brian kilmeade backpackt while he s in it. wh, first off, a bag of cocaine was discovered in the white house this weeitk. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, but hunter bide t ery ban promised to get e bottom of it. hi, cokehead. officials say it was found i
is strong. for some. it s lonely and odds are you won t win. any group with less than 50 members. it s hard to join. most of us don t have the desire to run for president. and even if we did have the desire we still wouldn t i offer those caveats because there s a difference between critiquing and criticizing. mhm part of evaluating how someone would perform as president is evaluating how that son performs as a candidate. that is a fair critique. but we should be mindful of how difficult running for the highest offices especially in a challenging time for our country. and then a very toxic political environment. governor ron de santis started his co paint campaign with momentum with energy with excitement. and its fundraising numbers have been impressive. and yet he has not taken off like some believed he would will he regain his footing? will someone else supplant him as the closest challenger? or as former president trump on a glide path to renomination. here with the lates
happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes here s here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me if you ve never heard of them, here s a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for the entire world at midnight just goes abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead. he died like a dog in front of of the whole world. abu, we can hear him crying ,said abu, don t let me tell you something. abu kraidy great, great. a bit. i wouldn t have crie quitd, right?ve crie baghdadi that s when we were all going. he s funny and he does trump better than alec. tha plus, plus, he hasn t shot anyone yet.. but what s special about gillis is that he beat cancel culture.e in 2019, he was hired as a cast me