and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i m not i m going to wait . it s over. overt welcome tonight s guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she s the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay. before we get to some new storienes, it s friday, so let . do this. g is leftovers. mm.vers. yeah, it s leftovers wheres it s i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it s my first timeif reading these. so if they , we ll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in californ
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