This is you know, this is now, just to be safe, im going you know, this is, like oh to take the temperature againt . This is what i do. I read all day long. beeping stephen what have you got . Well, have you ever read this announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert one, the death of truth byiko . Tonight, confederasee you later stephen nope, i have not. Plus, stephen welcomes thats a good one. Wesley lowery and judd apatow. Stephen yep. About how the government has changed the meaning of truth featuring jon batiste sta where theres no truth. Homin. Stephen wow, look at that. If youre into that kind of and now, live on tape from a thing. I know you dont really like talking politics. Safe distance, its stephen then colbert stephen merv. Then you switch gears into merv. Stephen okay. Stephen was mervour man . I was more of a mike d guy. Do you know that when i was a sorry. Kid, i used to write letters to stephen why seven . People and ask them for their because you have to work for me
Congratulations. You just won all the chips i have been touching for the past six hours. Now, just to be safe, im going to take the temperature again. Anybody want to play craps . Its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, confederasee you later plus, stephen welcomes Wesley Lowery and judd apatow. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, liiiive on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen okay. Orry. Stephen why seven . Because you have to work for me. They didnt make it around my schedule. Stephen they didnt . Oh well. laughter hows this going, by the way . Great. Stephen okay, good. For me, too. I just want to make sure youre not bored to tears over there. I have three ipadss, two laptops is that you have something to entertain you while i do the show . Yes, i do. Stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Protests are continuing all over america, ovd if that makes you nervous, you might be a confederate statue. Fans of the union are tearing down thes
Mulaney, Richard Branson and musical guest halsey, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey were not going to let you hang there whats wrong . Jonathan, whats going on . audience chanting Stephen Stephen thanks have a seat youre very kind, ladies and gentlemen. Folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert cheers and applause happy st. Comeys day, everybody of course, everybody celebrates comey day if their own way. Were kind of traditionalists around here. We watched tv and wrote jokes. Everybody was looking forward to the former f. B. I. Director testifying about all the juicy details of his meetings with donald trump. Because, remember, comey wrote everything down. And all his memos are going to be collected in his new Childrens Book james and the guilty orange. cheers and applause heart warming. A lost masterpiece. piano riff tim burtons
A radio call in contest, where the hits are so old we replace their hips. What was i . Right. Mr. Comey, is there any evidence that President Trump colluded with russia. Not a question i can answer in an open setting. Stephen what if we i had made a pillow, would you tell me in there . No. Stephen can you give me a hint . No. Stephen how about i ask a question in a different way. Lets say you had anker orange cat, really fat and lies a lot. Would the cat enjoy drinking vodka . Difficult to say in the abstract. Stephen i admit thats a reach. Were not getting anywhere and security will drag me out. Ill make it easy. You dont have to respond with words. Just signal in any way, did donald trump collude with the russians . laughter applause got it. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes john mulaney, Richard Branson and musical guest halsey, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Steph