This is you know, this is now, just to be safe, im going you know, this is, like oh to take the temperature againt . This is what i do. I read all day long. beeping stephen what have you got . Well, have you ever read this announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert one, the death of truth byiko . Tonight, confederasee you later stephen nope, i have not. Plus, stephen welcomes thats a good one. Wesley lowery and judd apatow. Stephen yep. About how the government has changed the meaning of truth featuring jon batiste sta where theres no truth. Homin. Stephen wow, look at that. If youre into that kind of and now, live on tape from a thing. I know you dont really like talking politics. Safe distance, its stephen then colbert stephen merv. Then you switch gears into merv. Stephen okay. Stephen was mervour man . I was more of a mike d guy. Do you know that when i was a sorry. Kid, i used to write letters to stephen why seven . People and ask them for their because you have to work for me, i know. Autograph. They didnt make it around my i went through my stuff from schedule. Stephen they didnt . When i was ten and i found a oh well. Letter, and it said, dear, merv, laughter hothng, by the way youre the best talk show host in the world, can i have your autograph . And then the next piece of paper said, dear mike douglas, youre the best talk show host in the world, can i have your autograph . Great. Stephen gr , e youre laughter nored ears or there. Stephen wait a second, do no, ive got three ipads, two laptops. Stephen okay, great, you you get books about how to raise have something to entertain you your children and do your while i do the show. Children see these books . Yes, i do. Stephen good im talking because weve got these books, but we wouldnt let our children now. Welcome to a late show. See what the titles are. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Protests are continuing all over no, at breakfast,every day. America, and if that makes you laughter nervous, you might be a confederate statue. Fans of the union are tearing this is another book i have been down these monuments all across reading. The south, including last night stephen its all too much. In richmond, virginia, where this is a good one, this is actually better than you would protesters tore down a statue of expect. Jefferson davis. Stephen Stormy Daniels full disclosure. Did you learn anything . Or, as davis might put it, i im in it. She talks about me. Hereby secede from my pedestal. Stephen no you know why . Because she was in knocked up. Its not just protesters. Yesterday, in a letter to her congressional colleagues, stephen check the table of contents. M i in it . Ill check the audiobook. Do you know that when we shot knocked up, she told seth what, huh . There are confederate statues in rogen she just had sex with the u. S. Capitol . Donald trump . Stephen no. Where do they keep them, in the hall of losers . Did she describe it or just say as a factual statement, by the or did Ulysses Grant just capture robert e. Lee in way, sorry im late, i just had sex with donald trump. Carbonite . It was literally a couple of titargetng use of days later. That means if they called seth the stars and bars as symbol of in front of congress, he could racial intimidation, and they have told the story to prove scored a major victory ecause, that. And they would have said, whats your name sir . Last night, im seth rogen i didnt think it was a big deal nascars getting more she had sex with a talk show progressive. I guess i shouldnt be host, who cares . surprised. Stephen total orgasm. All they do is turn left. Wow. Thats a high bar. Technically accurate observation. Total orgasm. Not just the nasty bits, your entire body. Stephen the move comes after pressure from race car driver and man with the most nascar total commitment, stephen. Name ever, bubba wallace. I went to the therapist. Wallace is i used to go to a therapist gary nascars only black driver. Shandling recommended that i go to this therapist. You can always tell which is his car, because its the one and i went. Getting pulled over. I was going two years. as sheriff i looked in this bookshelf and all right mr. Wallace, what are there were all these books he you doing in this neighborhood . Had written. Oh, okay, you can go. He wrote a book called total orgasm. And i said to gary shandling, earlier today, wallace explained you didnt tell me you sent me his opposition to the confederate flag. To the total orgasm guy he said, i didnt know he was to a group that is in a lot the orgasm guy of pain right now the African American community is in a lot but i was always afraid to ask. Of pain thats a symbol of i never said hate, and it brings back so many stephen he never brought it up . Bad memories. Signs of oppression from way he never says hows your orgasm . On a scale of one to ten, how back when. Total . And it just theres no good that comes with that flag. How completely committed are you . Stephen hes right, no good laughter then i also have a second copy comes with it. In fact, its such an unlucky of merv. Stephen in case the first flag that even the people who one blows out . Started it had to replace it with this one. Why, do you wear them as water wings when you go to the pool . Why do you have two . Are you making it into a movie . Now, wallace puts his horsepower where his mouth is, because in a are you making the merv story . Race yesterday, he took to the track in a black lives matter do you want to see merv griffin as a kid . Themed car. Because thats what it looks that is sweet. Like. Stephen oh, my god. I didnt know he was a although im going to factcheck princeling. His fender, because this has look at that. The king of Staten Island definitely not been a good year. Premieres on demand this friday. Averybody. Nascars got company, because well be right back. The u. S. Army recently announced that it is well thats reasonable, considering those men waged war on the u. S. Military. Its one of the reasons the navy renamed the u. S. S. Saddam hussein. Now, these bases werent named right after the civil war. Back then, people knew these men were traitors to the union. The bases got their names after all the civil war veterans were dead, at the height of jim crow. So this sounds like a slam dunk. Only someone completely tone deaf to the continuing pain of black citizens who make up 20 of the u. S. Army would disagree. First, they didnt fight for freedom. Second, winning and victory are the same thing. And the confederacy didnt do either of them. Youd know that if you werent stupid and an idiot. Im sorry, sir, you were dogwhistling . I guess its not surprising that trumps okay with naming things after old racist guys. He named his own son donald trump. Now yesterday, trump got a little air cover from White House Press secretary and cursed bratz doll, kayleigh mcenany. The president will not be signing legislation that renames americas forts. Its important to note, you know, fort bragg, for example, its one of the Largest Military installations, its home to tens of thousands of brave american soldiers. And when you think of fort bragg, we think of the brave soldiers that deployed from there. Stephen yeah, you cant rename fort bragg thats trumps favorite verb next, hed have to rename fort lie and fort cheatonyourwife. Now trumps been itching to get out of the white house recently hes got a bad case of bunker fever. So, hes revving up his Summer Campaign bus tour with rallies in florida, oklahoma, arizona, texas, and north carolina. I guess he just misses walking out to a large crowd that he hasnt tear gassed. His first rally takes place in tulsa, on june 19, also known as stephen stick around for james corden. But first, lets say goodnight juneteenth, an annual holiday with some more music from jon batiste and stay human. Jon . Commemorating the end of slavery in the United States. And 99 years ago this month, tulsa was the site of one of the countrys bloodiest captioning sponsor outbreaks of racial violence, when white mobs attacked black citizens and businesses with guns and explosives. Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh now, to be fair, theres no way access. Wgbh. Org trump knows that much american history. Im pretty sure he just told stephen miller. as trump steve, pick the most offensive date and location you can think of, and put it up there on my hooters calendar. Ooh, this month is clam strips. Daddy like. Obviously, any public gathering is a Public Health risk due to coronavirus. Still, the Trump Campaign is captioning sponsored by cbs unlikely to put into place any rally attendees, or require them to wear masks. The late late show, oh, oh but as a precautionary measure, the late late show oh, oh its the late late show every attendee will be provided a syringe full of bleach. James good evening ladies but trumps defending bringing and gentlemen and welcome to the late, late show. Everyone together for a bigtime spittlefest. Here i his advisers say that the recent black lives matter protests in metropolitan areas will make it harder for liberals to criticize him. Nah, its still pretty easy to criticize him. Here, watch clears throat black lives matter protesters overwhelmingly wear masks. And they werent protesting against wearing masks. Trump is specifically saying no masks. Though he might make an exception for a hood. Another difference is that the black lives ts are outdoors, where covid spreads less easily, and trumps rallies are almost always indoors. But treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin doesnt see the big difference, as he said yesterday. This distinction between indoor and outdoor seems a bit a bit random, and i dont know what people would do if it en he seems pretty confused by the concept of indooroutdoor. as mnuchin am i indoors, or am i outdoors . Is it raining, or are people just spitting on me because im Steve Mnuchin . Yeah. Im going to stick that one day. Of course, the biggest trump rally of all will be this summers Republican Convention originally set to take place in charlotte, north carolina. But trump changed his mind when he found out they care about the safety of their citizens. Because governor roy cooper wants to maintain social distancing, but in a phone call, trump told him, i dont want to be sitting in a place thats 50 empty. Oh, you didnt enjoy your inauguration . Are we not are we not doing this one . I figured, i thought okay, were not doing this one. So trump said nuts to north carolina, and went looking for a city willing to risk its citizens lives and allow a largescale event amid the conapandemic. Which is why the top contender could only be one place jacksonville, florida we all know their motto what happens in jacksonville. Is prohibited by Health Officials everywhere else. And what a convention its going to be, bcause last night, the Republican National committees executive panel also looks like mitt romneys not going to be sitting alone after all apparently, the g. O. P. Didnt think to update their statements from 2016 based on who is in the white house in 2020. Which is why their official platform currently reads, yes, turio abanita uple of wives, too. Now there may be one upside to this global pandemic, because thats right, the cocaine market has taken a huge hit. And not just because the n95 masks make it nearly impossible to do a bump in the bathroom at the club. Experts say that lockdowns and a huge drop in travel challenged the ability of cartels to move product by land, air or sea. They still havent figured out a way to move coke over the internet, even though it seemed like a surefire idea last night when they were doing all that coke. They cant move it by land, air, or sea, which leaves only one option. Mr. President , iis time for you to form a new branch of Drug Enforcement space narcs stephen in space, no one has to tell you theyre a cop. The lack of buyers for their product has gotten so bad that growers are calling this the great coca crash of 2020. As opposed to the great cocaine crash, which happens about two hours after you run out of flake and realize you put your life savings into a spanishchinese fusion food truck. Speaking of bumping some junk, sex. During the pandemic, new york city Health Officials want to lend you a helping hand. Because of restricted access to Sexual Health clinics, theyre offering well, that is very thoughtful. But when the delivery man comes, be careful about offering him a e city hea also released new guideldemic sg they even released this instructional video. Thats nice, to see tom cruise doing a p. S. A. The city offers commonsense advice, like you are your safest sex partner. Unfortunately, also the laziest. Sorry, its not my birthday. Mostly, they want you to avoid kissing, or really doing anything facetoface. So the officials are advising you to be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls. Well, i never thought i would say this, but build the wall build the wall and if shes into that sort of thing, lock her up . So new yorkers, fill your bedside table with brick and mortar, and warn your neighborsw and pulitzer prizewinnng journalist Wesley Lowery. But when we return, meanwhile join us, wont you . Tenderness. My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. 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But sometimes folks, i gather up an unwashed, uncombed knotpile, wrap it in a scrunchie from seventh grade, and throw it into the greasy, unevenly dyed, splitended bun of news that is my segment quarantinewhile stephen in order to offer nocontact service to his customers, a butcher in rochester, new york has installed a 24hour meat machine. By the way, 24hour meat machine . Also my stripper name. Im not proud of it. But i was young and i needed the meat. The machine allows customers to and if you like that, be sure to check out their ground beef softserve. Quarannewle, a japanese bus company has come up with a solution to travel in the covid19 era and here it is in action. There you go. Yep. And safety. Now, i know that looks like its just a baby stroller hood for adults, but this is japan, so its probably also a sex thing. Also, in japan, Amusement Parks had been closed since february to help stop the spread of coronavirus, but they may be opening again soon with guidelines to do so safely. One of the new rules for visitors no screaming. So take your kids to the dead silent Amusement Park and try not to think about how youre all inside an episode of black mirror. Isnt this fun, kids . The clowns are so. Quiet. Quarantinewhile, there is some good news out there, but you have to go to space to find it. Recently, spacexs crew dragon capsule successfully docked with the International Space station, and here is the historic moment the two astronaut teams meet. And its the firstever going in for a handshake when the other guy thinks its going to be a hug in outer space uhh, houston, that was awkward. The two nasa astronauts were sent up with these snazzy outfits. The designer says the goal was to have the astronauts put the suit on and look better than they did without it, like a tux. But these things are way better than an actual tuxedo, because its perfectly acceptable to go to the bathroom in them, which, let me tell you, is frowned upon when you are hosting the Kennedy Center honors. Im sorry, i was just really moved by aretha. Quarantinewhile, researchers have discovered that ancient people in the kingdom of judah may have gotten high off weed. Which explains why moses was taking orders from a burning bush. as stoned moses hear me, o israel ive got the munchies. Lets go to the land of milk and honey. No, wait, better idea lets go to the land of mozzarella sticks dipped in ranch dressing. God, where is this place . I feel like ive been wandering for like 40 years. The researchers came to this conclusion after they hence, the origin of the phrase that is some good bleep . Well be right back with pulitzer prizewinning journalist wesley lowrey. [captain] she definitely made him tiger food, right . [orange] hey, whats up guys . 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Prep up. With descovy for prep. Get help paying for descovy for prep. Learn more at stepupprepup. Com tonight, try pure zzzs all night. Unlike other sleep aids, our extended release melatonin helps you sleep longer. And longer. Zzzquil pure zzzs all night. Fall asleep. Stay asleep. It triggers a Tax Liability for you. And the higher the turnover the more you have to pay in taxes every year. Thats why you want to own low turnover funds. The less you pay in fund fees, the less you pay. Stephen welcome back, everybody. My first guest tonight is a pulitzerizeing journalist and bestselling author who covers race, law enforcement, and justice, and hes now a correspondent for 60 minutes new series on quibi. Please welcome Wesley Lowery wes, thanks so much for being here. Of course, thank you so much for having me, stephen. Stephen now you were at George Floyds memorial in minneapolis on thursday. What was it like to be in that crowd . You know, it was really emotional. Unfortunately, with the job ive done over the last few years, this isnt the first time ive gone to one of the funerals for a person whos become a hashtag, right, who people know of. In this case, i was staying in the same hotel as George Floyds family and had gotten to know them a bit, had been spending time with them, having conversations in the hallway. And so i was with them as t epared toith them, with my notebook, and was taking notes, and then sat right behind them at the funeral. And it was, you know, it was quite an emotional and moving event, right. This was not a, that memorial, the first of the three, wasnt open to the public, so it was largely dignitaries, elected officials, family members, some celebrities who showed up. It was difficult for a lot of these family memers, it was the first time they had been out talking about the case in public, since everything had happened. Stephen when you said youd been on this beat for a long time, please tell the audience what you mean by that. What is your history of covering the experience of black americans, especially black men, and their encounters with police. Sure. You know, in some ways, this has kind of been one of the stories i spent my entire career covering. I was a College Student around Trayvon Martin and got, some my first writing ever was around that case. By the time i became a professional journalist, i was with the washingtstappened to e available and get on an airplane to a suburb in missouri. Thered been a Police Ferguson for three days and basically ended up living there for three months. Then i spent the next three years as one of the lead reporters on a project called fatal force, which is the project we won the pulitzer for. And in that case, we wanted to answer a this key question that appeared in our reporting. Right, i was on the ground in ferguson and im interviewing activists and demonstrators and im saying, what do you want . Whats the issue . And they say, this is an emergency, the police are killing black men in the streets every day. And me being a good reporter, i would call the police and the Police Unions and go, hey, everyone says youre killing black guys all the time. And they would go, no were not. We definitely arent doing that, like never happens, what do you mean . And we realized journalistically, that either the police were killing people or they were not, but that there was a fact there that we should be able to figure out. What we discovered is that information wasnt available, there was no federal or National Data base, idnt know and so w launched a project, fatal foit this day, where at the waington post we measure every onduty shooting by Police Officers in america. So we have a data base going back to january 1, 2015 and began doing analysis. What are the race of the people who are killed . What are the circumstances . How many people are armed . How many people are unarmed . How many people are in a car . And then tried to do questions of, to try to ask questions of what might help limit the number of these fatal encounters. Because heres something that is true everyone ive ever talked to in this space from the line officer to the police chief to the activist, Everyone Wants to live in a world where the police dont kill people, right. And so if we want to build that world, we have to figure out how many People Police kill and what the circumstances are, so we can start making tweaks. Stephen but did your Research Bear out the accusation that afrierican men are ki at gher rate to their puo what we fought. First, we found that, in fact, police use of force and fatal force happens much more than we thought. That every day in america, three people are shot and killed by a Police Officer. Now again, these are just shootings. Eric garner wouldnt be on that list, sandra bland wouldnt be on that list, george floyd wouldnt be on that list, right. These are just guns. The vast majority of people who are shot and killed by the police are armed white guys, right. Now, when we start looking at population numbers, thats not too surprising because there are in fact millions more white guys than there are anyone else so statistically that starts to bear itself out. Youve got to remember, black americans make up a very small subsection of the american population, 12 to 13 , black men 6 , right. But theyre making up 24 of the Police Shooting victims and 40 of the unarmed Police Shooting victims. And so it was clear, was that this small population that had taken to the streets to say, it seems like youre killing us all the time, statistically, they had a point. Stephen you published an article in the atlantic yesterday called the breaking point. Based on all the study, all the reporting youve done on this over the past five years, why is this the breaking point . So i think two concurrent things have been happening over the last few years, right. Because we all have been watching these videos over and over and over again. Sometimes it seems like every time we open our phone theres a new, one of these videos, we have to decide if were going to watch it or not. And for black americans, its been extremely exhausting. These were experiences that they always knew happened and no one would believe them. Theyd been kind of like gas lit about it, right . Oh, cops would never treat you that way, what are you talking about . And suddenly theyre having to watch video footage, over and over and over again. But for white americans, the video footage allowed them to see something they could never see before. You know, the reality is the way i might be treated by a Police Officer could be different than the way you are based on the color of our skin, rig. Thavere, the aggregate, intection is going t sudwhess know that these interaction were happening or would have had to believe the black people to say that, are now watching it on the phone all the time. So as black americans got increasingly fed up, white americans kind of got increasingly more woke. No matter their politics, they go, well that one was really bad. Or well, again, or another one . Every person stephen youre right, the majority of americans, regardless of their political party, both the republicans and democrats, believe there is a problem with police abuse of black americans. And thats new, that wasnt true just two years ago. Stephen and a doubling of support for black lives matter. Of course, again you cant divorce that from the fact of who youre going to believe, me or your own eyes. Folks, no matter their political inclinations, are opening up twitter or looking at the news, or opening their phones and theyre watching the videos themselves, right. And theyre saying that guy doesnt need to be dead, why did they kill that person . And so suddenly, it forced people to see something that they might never see otherwise. Stephen now, youre now a correspondent on 60 in 6 which is the nho forof 60 minutes thats going to be on quibi. Whats your first story . So in fact the first story, and probably the second story, and maybe even the third story will be from here in minneapolis. So its been reporting weve done here on the ground. We do a segment im excited for that looks at the local history here. This is not the first Police Shooting here, this is not the first time there has been massive protests. And also looking at how many activists whove been in the streets for five years, how their ideologies have shifted and changed. How they kind of came in as reformer types and now theyre like, shut the thing down, it doesnt work. And so were trying to trace that conversation. And then weve got another really great segment i think, with George Floyds brother, who i spent a lot of time with, with his attorney benjamin crump, whos represented a lot of these families. And then also we spent a little time with reverend sharpton the morning of the eulogy, as he finished writing it and talked to him about whats it like to give these eulogies. And so those should be the first two big pieces that we publish. Stephen speaking of people who come in to reform the police or restructure the police, and say, no, no, no we need to shut the whole thing down. For those out t the police . Sure. Stephen that implies at the end of the day theres nobody fighting crime. And its really interesting and thats actually something we get into very specifically in this segment, for this very reason. For a lot of folks, its confusing, right. But this is something thats been present in this type of activism for a long time. In most municipalities, huge chunks of the budget, if not the majority of the budget, go to police departments, and this is true at a time when most people of most political ideologies agree that things like education and Mental Health and health care need more funding, right. That we know we have other social systems that have been gutted by the recessions and from the economic downturns, but police are some of the areas, not that some of them havent taken cuts, but some cases these departments get more money each year and each year. So when folks talk about defunding the police, they say what if we took 4 million from the police and gave that 4 million to Mental Health services . Would that mean that now the police are having to respond to fewer calls about people behaving erratical what if we gave 4 million to drug treatment . Would the police then get to respond less to drug users or people under the influence in public . So the thought is essentially, right in the United States of america, we have one number if theres an emergency. If your cat is stuck in a tree, if someone is holding you at gunpoint, if youve locked your keys in the car, if your younger brother is running around in circles in the backyard and you cant get him to go to bed theres one number. 911, and a guy with a gun shows up. As we know, there are a lot of scenarios where perhaps a guy with a gun is not the solution to whatever it is you need help with. Stephen well wes, thank you so much for being here. Coe,nytime. Tephen welc c ill see at ristmas the space agai looartieslln forwaro it. Uii thunday. L these years its the ones that got away that haunt me the most. [ squawks ] cause youre not like everybody else. Thats why Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance, so you only pay for what you need. What . Oh, i said. 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I was ignored my entire childhood because of you. Yeah, i forgot my childhood was so dandy. Okay, you dont get to act crazy your whole life just because dad died, okay . At least you got to know him. Well youre lucky you didnt get to know him, okay . Because thats why youre almost normal. If you got to know him, you would have known he was the bleep guy ever and that would have ruined the rest of your life. Okay, but what are you going to do . Are you going to get a job, or are you going to leave the house . I dont know, im going to open that tattoo restaurant. For real. I am being real. Its never been done before. I looked it up. I googled it. Its never been done. Not even a joke. Because no one wants to go to a restaurant and watch people get tattooed while they eat. Its gross. Its the best idea ever. Ruby tattoosdays, where everyone is welcome. Chicken and tattoos. Stephen please welcome to a late show, judd apatow. Hey, nice to see you, how are you . Im doing well. Im excited to be here. Stephen i love your face. Youve got a real badger quality going on. Your face is getting wider than it is long. The beard is really puffing out on the sides. Im going for a kind of william mckinleytype of look right now. Stephen before or after he was shot . Clearly after. I havent left the house other than for very long walks in three months. Ive lost 12 pounds from these twohour walks i take around the block but im growing the beard so i still look like im getting fatter. Stephen you look good. You actually look very healthy. Well, im trying. Im very uncomfortable. I dont know how loud to talk without the audience. Because im used to the audience. Stephen thats too loud. That would be too loud. How far away am i supposed to be from the camera . Stephen thats good. Weve got you. Youre still in frame. Here . Stephen thats fine. Thats getting awkward. Here . Stephen thats a character choice. Lets talk about your movie. How do you like it . Stephen it was great. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. It was funny. It was so funny. Pete davidson was so funny. He did that character that was so funny but also sad and youre worried about him. Did you not see it . Stephen i havent had a chance yet. I really want to watch it. I do want to watch it. I do want to watch it. How is that possible . Stephen im very busy. Im very busy. And i have i want you sent it to me and im very grateful, but instead we watched mrs. America with cate blanchett. Im so mad at you, stephen. I sent it to you not like two days ago, i sent it to you a month ago and i wrote you a note like, hey, i know youre at home alone with your family, your kids are my kids age, they want to watch something cool and young, not like whatever youre watching. Youre showing them Remington Steele reruns, or bingeing falcon crest. Stephen hey, pierce brosnan, i will not stand here and have you attack pierce brosnan. Bet you didnt even tell your kids you had the new Pete Davidson movie and you just forced them to watch dynasty. Stephen we watch the thing every night. Im so mad at you. Can you lie . Can you lie and say you liked it . Stephen i so liked it. I did. Did you find it funny . Stephen you know what, it was funny, and, i mean, ultimately, heartbreaking at times, and then i was left, like i wont say it wasnt a happy ending but certainly i felt like i went on a journey with these people and i felt like i enjoyed seeing their journey, and i felt in some small way healed of my own pain. Can you cut out the part where you said you didnt watch it, because that was actually pretty good. Stephen thank you. And you got all that from the trailer . You got that from the trailer . All of that . Stephen well, i know a little bit of the story. I know a little bit of the story. Okay. Stephen yeah. Okay. What is the movie about, for the people out there who didnt watch it like i did . Well, it stars Pete Davidson who i wrote the movie with, with dave cyrus. Its a fictional story. Petes father was a fireman who died on 9 11, and in this movie its about a kid whos feeling lost after that, and when his mom, marisa tomei, starts dating another fireman, played by bill burr, he has to face all these issues that have held him back in his life. Stephen i would watch that. Oh, now you would watch it. Now you would watch it. Stephen it was too soft of a sell when you sent it to me. It was like, hey, heres the movie, if you get a chance to watch it, you might enjoy it. This is a sell. I guarantee you, everyones going to watch the film based on what you told me about it now. Where can they see it . Heres the thing everywhere. I think it just appears. Like, if you turn on any electrical device, if you turn on a computer, a phone, it will just be its on stephen nespresso . My little nespresso machine . Its on the coffee machine, its on quibi, we put it on shutter. Stephen i would put it on quibi really fast if i were you. Google, apple, amazon, if you scream, siri, alexa anything, it will come up. Stephen thats wonderful. It must be weird to release it it was intended for the theaters. It was. Stephen now there are no theaters. Yes, thats true. Well, you know, when i finished it, it was right in the first inkling of the pandemic was happening. So i finished the movie, i color timed it, and i couldnt even shake the hand of the people who color timed the movie for me, and then it was done, and then the town shut down, and at some point the studio said, you know, do you want to hold on to it for, like, a year and wait for all the movie theaters to reopen . Or we can put it out on video on demand now. I thought, you know, the movie is about First Responders and firemen and nurses and all these heroes who risk their lives for other people, and its also about sudden trauma and grief. And i hope its funny. You wouldnt know, but i hope its funny. 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