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President ial election is just one week away, one week, people and passions are running high. In florida martian went on a backhoe blitz stealing a bull dozer and adding his own curb appeal to homes of biden supporters. James blight drove around haines city digging out biden harris signs from front yards. According to authorities hed been drinking whiskey all day and stole the bull dozer from a nearby arbys construction site. Trevor this is truly such an amazing florida story. The only question now is whether this guy is going to end up in jail or the Governors Mansion but it also goes to show how everybody is too obsessed with politics right now. I mean, this dude stole a bull dozer, and his first astronaut was to drive over Campaign Signs . He could have done so much more he could have moved peoples cars to another parking spot. Or stolen an atm, or knocked over a fire hydrant to watch the water spray out. Guys, life is so much bigger than just politics. Also, did this guy think that
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, natalie portman, philanthropist cindy mccain, music from Dave Matthews featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear lets get to the news. Theres just one week until election day and whatever happens, it will be nice when my email inbox doesnt look like i just broke up with it the senate yesterday confirmed President Trumps nominee, judge Amy Coney Barrett, to the supreme court. And just think, someday youll tell your children about this, whether you wanted children or not. During a swearingin ceremony for judge Amy Coney Barrett last night at the white house, President Trump said, quote, this is a momentous day for america, for the United States constitution, and for the fair and impartial rule of law. Momentous in that its the last day for all of those things. First Lady Melania Trump campaigned for her husband i
Tonight on late night with seth meyers adam sandler star of faith based, actor and comedian Jason Alexander featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. And this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great. Lets get to the news. President trump called into fox and friends this morning and this cant be a good sign, from a pay phone. Uh, you know, its beeping. Oh, well lock up [ indiscernible ] during his interview this morning on fox and friends President Trump said that if former Vice President joe biden wins the election, quote were going to be no different than venezuela. Well, it would be our only way to experience venezuela since were not allowed to travel there right now. During his interview on fox and friends this morning, President Trump said he needs to get attorney general william barr to appoint a special counselor to investigate former Vice President joe bidens son hunter, following the publication of his private