restroom, do you take it upon yourself to gently correct the behavior and ask, would you consider washing your hands? no. you want to know why, laura? laura: why? because i don t like getting punched in the face. i m not a bathroom cop. like i m with you that they should wash their hands but half of the people that are hanging out in public restrooms in new york live in those restrooms. so i m now a guest in someone s house telling them how to behavior? no thanks. laura: i m talking about all the fancy restaurants you guys go to and all those bathrooms. when i go to the fancy restaurant they think i m the attendant that hands them the towel, stop it. aim not policing the sink. you re on your own. you re a i lot tougher than me ingram. laura: to the next topic, the cambridge dictionary updated its divination for woman. a spokesperson for the dictionary told the washington
mail-in voting. you ll be sitting there for a week trying to figure out who won best picture. laura: genderless. we can t have any gender at any of the award ceremonies. next topic, a woman is now suing vel vita because the mac and cheese took too long to make. i guess the lawsuit is stating that consumers seeing ready in 3.5 minutes will believe it represents the total amount of time it takes to prepare meaning the moment it is open until the moment it s ready to stuff in your big face. her complaint is the packaging isn t honest. i know you re a fine dining connoisseur yourself so are you going to join this lawsuit make it a class action? yes. in my affordable stripper look, i do, i look like a strepper who let himself go. my name is tragic mike. stick with me ingram. the reason this lawsuit is going nowhere is because everybody knows you don t buy vel vita insta cup because of the three