>> jimmy, we got to get to in new york where the local fox station caught up with something called the elusive bigfoot bay. apparently she's usually in the pacific northwest but now is on the prowl of the east coast, watch. >> let's dive deep into bigfoot bay. is bigfoot bay single? >> single and looking? >> jimmy, she's single. [ laughter ] >> what a shocker. i mean she seems so well-rounded. if we are going to get technical, laura, she's a lot better looking than most of the women at those pro-choice rallies that are marching outside the justice's home. as someone arriving at the subway regularly, she's not the top five weirdos on the subway. tough work harder if you want a medal. >> now, we are putting on fake guests on television shows.