Somebody cancels at the last minute, you think ill never get anybody interesting to talk to. This guy runs a Subway Sandwich shop, i go in there and i will be like what is that smell . He would be like, bread, and then we also have the Horse Carriage over there. So whenever i walk into the building, the two odors generally come together at the door and i end up thinking i could really go for a bleep sandwich right now. But that is not the case because we have the great historian, one of my favorites, David Mccullough, will be joining us with the Wright Brothers so, yes cheers and applause what could be a better gift kicking off my final late shows, Nothing Better than talking to an historian nonfibbing writer. A great way to start the final run. But first, hard to do, but as a hardhitting news program we turn to i. S. I. S. Who has their own i. S. I. L or the worst people youve ever seen on youtube. I. S. I. S. Is the biggest threat. I. S. I. S. Is not your parents al quaida. Jon are y
Generally come together at the door and i end up thinking i could really go for a bleep sandwich right now. But that is not the case because we have the great historian, one of my favorites, David Mccullough, will be joining us with the Wright Brothers so, yes cheers and applause what could be a better gift kicking off my final late shows, Nothing Better than talking to an historian nonfibbing writer. A great way to start the final run. But first, hard to do, but as a hardhitting news program we turn to i. S. I. S. Who has their own i. S. I. L or the worst people youve ever seen on youtube. I. S. I. S. Is the biggest threat. I. S. I. S. Is not your parents al quaida. Jon are you accusing my parents of being al quaida in that would not have gone over well at their temple. So what makes the f. B. I. Think i. S. I. S. Isnt lame like al quaida and doesnt drive an oldsmobile . The reason i. S. I. S. Surpassed al quaida as a danger to the u. S. Is because it has mastered twitter and other so
Before we do that, lets take a trip back in time. laughter join me, wont you . The year was 2012. Lincoln taught america slavery was bad. Carly rae jepsen suggested we call her, but made it clear we didnt necessarily have to. laughter and the republicans took an oldfashioned electoral clobbering, when the guest c. G. I. Artist available could not muster a lifelike version of mitt romney. It was the worst news for republicans since 2008 when they tried to defeat obama with the worlds angriest man and what turned out to be six mediumclever raccoons stacked like a human woman. cheers and applause but you know what they say never trust raccoons in a pantsuit . No you know what they say, failure is a learning experience. The fundamental problem were trying to address is actually having people in the community to make the case to hispanics and to women. The perception that were the party of the rich, unfortunately, continues to grow. Focus groups described our party as narrowminded, out of t
Is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart cheers and applause tonight a young gentleman by the name of j. J. Abrams will be joining us cheers and applause im very excited to talk to him. Before we do that, lets take a trip back in time. laughter join me, wont you . The year was 2012. Lincoln taught america slavery was bad. Carly rae jepsen suggested we call her, but made it clear we didnt necessarily have to. laughter and the republicans took an oldfashioned electoral clobbering, when the guest c. G. I. Artist available could not muster a lifelike version of mitt romney. It was the worst news for republicans since 2008 when they tried to defeat obama with the worlds angriest man and what turned out to be six mediumclever raccoons stacked like a human woman. cheers and applause but you know what they say never trust raccoons in a pantsuit . No you know what they say, failure is a learning experience. The fundamental prob
C. G. I. Artist available could not muster a lifelike version of mitt romney. It was the worst news for republicans since 2008 when they tried to defeat obama with the worlds angriest man and what turned out to be six mediumclever raccoons stacked like a human woman. cheers and applause but you know what they say never trust raccoons in a pantsuit . No you know what they say, failure is a learning experience. The fundamental problem were trying to address is actually having people in the community to make the case to hispanics and to women. The perception that were the party of the rich, unfortunately, continues to grow. Focus groups described our party as narrowminded, out of touch and, quote, stuffy old men. Jon continuing. Shriveled angry mummies, writhing, almost hypnotized under a billionaire money fundy shower, raining war and destruction throughout the hemispheres. laughter thats all. Really. So the selfdiagnosed problem with the republicans in 2012 with you their image, rich, o