Jason bateman; Stevie Wonder; and triumph the insult comic dog. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, its the best in late show retrospectacular endof year wrapupabration stephen welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. Im so excited to be here tonight with you guys. cheers and applause its an amazing crowd tonight. cheers and applause even better even better than the crowd last night. I hosted the Kennedy Center honors last night, its going to broadcast when . December 28th, right . Something like that. Check your local listings. laughter but only cbs. Going to be on cbs. And its a huge honor to be there. You know, because youre there with all these artists. They have got the rainbow ribbons around their neck, the Kennedy Center thing, and the president and the first lady are there. These legends, because its legends honoring legends. And last night i got to meet ringo starr cheers and applause yeah thats exactly what i said when i saw him and do you know what
Good morning. Happy friday. On cnbc. Im saari. Im wilfried frost. Its new music friday. Were kicking off the show with the latest from charlie xcs. Never heard of that. Thats my wedding song. Never knew who sang it. You need to know these things. Now you sayt i feeley know the name. Doesnt have the same ring as sir elton john. Happy jobs day friday. Lets check in on the Global Markets this morning. U. S. Stocks did break their losing streak after three down days. Barely. Minor gains. Looks like a lot more strength in the futures market. Dow futures up 72 points. Nasdaq up 16. Will this make or break the week . Were headed for the first down week for stocks in a while. Got a bounceback with health care after a period of weakness. You saw the tenyear yield cross thats where the action is. For the week as a whole, down coming in today for the dow. The nasdaq is the best just half a percent for the week. Shortly, shanghai down fractionally. Japan down to the strength we have seen in the do
Night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Jimmy how do i look tonight, guillermo . Guillermo great, fantastic jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i look great because i feel great because of
The reason i have these bags is because by this time tomorrow night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will leap on air force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Guillermo youre going to win tomorrow, yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how d guillermo .
Because by this time tomorrow night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am ofcially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Jimmy how do i look tonight, guillermo . Guillermo great, fantastic jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i look great because