[ cheers and applause ] dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight matt leblanc. Emily ratajkowski. The premiere of baby bachelor in paradise. And music from Vince Staples featuring juicy j. And now, once and for all, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you everybody. Welcome. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thanks for all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a very special night. Bachelorette night in america. Earlier this evening we bore witness as xwach bachelorette rachel chose brian to be her lawfully wedded bride. And i have to say it was a bittersweet moment for me because ive been on a roll predictionwise. Every season before the show starts i pick whos going to win. I picked four of the last five bachelors. I picked four of the last five bachelorettes. Its why they called me rosetradamus. [ laughter ] this time the guy got to number 2. Thats as far as he went. But i feel somewhat vindicated.
Been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just need some help . I think i got
This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i i think
Been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . President trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it once and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just need some help . I think i got this, but thank you. All right, thanks, man. Ill see you
Now now for august 2, 2017, this is entertainment tonight. Is ben afflecks mother now team jen as he goes public again with his new lady . While ben hit up the hollywood hot spot, general garner was out beaming with his mom. Whats behind the unbreakable bond . We have the tale of two very different actors. Ben, are you and lindsay officially a couple now . Is ben your new boy . Shutting the door on that question, ben and girlfriend of snl producer, lindsay shookus, had a multistop hollywood date night, first catching an improv show. Lindsay says she was there to scout talent, and she was a guest of honor. Lindsay, how does it feel to be dating batman . The two drove less than a mile south to finedining hot spot. Despite the paparazzi stationed outside, a suntanned looking ben took a midmeal smoke break by himself on the sidewalk. Enjoy, ben. Enjoy. A source close to ben tells us ben is enjoying his summer with lindsay, and they are happy to officially be a couple. And where was ex jen