Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers. Kaley cuoco. Author cazzie davis. An all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight that is great to hear. Lets get to the news. President trump tweeted last night, i won the election. Buddy, youre still talking about that that was four years ago. Also, we had another election, and i have terrible news after President Trump tweeted last night, i won the election, twitter put a warning on the tweet that said, quote, official sources called this election differently. Wow. Very passiveaggressive, twitter. Next, its just gonna be, aw, bless his heart. There are 65 days until Inauguration Day thats right 65 days until one lucky agent wins the secret service lottery. In a new interview, former president barack obama said its time for President Trump to concede the election oh, good hell listen to you. And if that does
I really believe they are going that he plans to stay in the white house for the rest of the to have it under control fairly soon month because of the coronavirus pandemic and said it is, quote, you know, in april, supposedly, sort of like the nerve center. It dies with the hotter weather. Which makes sense, because it it and thats a beautiful date to look forward to. Seth first of all, you can cks. Tell my man spends too much time at maralago because he thinks officials at the bronx zoo april is when it gets hot. Announced yesterday that a tiger has tested positive for the in february, the trees begin to coronavirus. Bloom and by april, i mean, you can barely touch your steering even worse, its daniel. Wheel. But, yes, its a beautiful date matt goldich is the terrible man to look forward to who wrote that joke. Father of two. I remember when we all got that lovely save the date in the mail i invite you to give him an earful on twitter. By the way, the anchor who thats right, a tiger a
Duck dynasty. [ light laughter ] or as thats known in louisiana, fashion week. [ laughter ] at an event yesterday to honor President Trumps 150th judicial appointment, senator Lindsey Graham said Supreme Court Justice Brett kavanaugh, quote, lived a life we should all be proud of. [ laughter ] seriously . Kavanaugh didnt even lead a life he remembers. [ laughter ] whoa, why am i wearing this robe . [ laughter ] republican lawmakers in oklahoma introduced a new bill on tuesday to designate a section of route 66 as the president donald j. Trump highway. The way it works is men can hit 73, but women cant go above 50 [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein while fundraising for his foundation. Adding, but if its any consolation, i killed him. [ laughter and applause thats right, bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Gates realized his mista
President trumps alleged interference into the 2020 election said yesterday that she would announce potential charges this summer. I like that were spreading out trumps crimes in just, like, microdosing indictments. [ laughter ] you know, cause, like, when netflix drops an entire season at once, sure, its fun that weekend, but then we have nothing to look forward to once a week is way better. [ laughter ] its like trump is the Abbott Elementary of criminals. [ laughter ] a man in idaho recently set a Guinness World record after he passed a 40pound weight from handtohand 100 times that story again, not much to do in idaho [ laughter ] he didnt even know guinness was there. [ laughter ] they were like, hey, how many times have you done that . [ laughter ] a moose a moose we like when it starts a moose. A moose recently walked into a Movie Theater in alaska and ate popcorn from the trash can or as regals cinemas calls it, a medium. [ laughter ] now, Movie Theaters, you used to [ laughter
Confidence in tillerson. There you go, rex. Trump has full confidence in you. And youre in good company. Does the president still have complete confidence in fbi director comey . Theres no reason to believe he doesnt. General flynn does enjoy the full confidence of the president. Seth there you go, rex. [ light laughter ] trump has full confidence in you. Youre gonna be fine. [ light laughter ] during his visit to puerto rico yesterday, President Trump asked a service man how he feels to be representing the coast guard before the representative corrected trump and said he was a member of the air force. Even more embarrassing, trump tried to order an Ice Cream Sandwich from this guy. [ laughter ] theyre out of ice cream. [ light laughter ] former First Lady Michelle Obama yesterday criticized the lack of diversity in congress. Said congress, not true we have white men from 50 different states [ laughter ] according to reports, facebook will testify before congress in connection with the