President trumps alleged interference into the 2020 election said yesterday that she would announce potential charges this summer. I like that were spreading out trumps crimes in just, like, microdosing indictments. [ laughter ] you know, cause, like, when netflix drops an entire season at once, sure, its fun that weekend, but then we have nothing to look forward to once a week is way better. [ laughter ] its like trump is the Abbott Elementary of criminals. [ laughter ] a man in idaho recently set a Guinness World record after he passed a 40pound weight from handtohand 100 times that story again, not much to do in idaho [ laughter ] he didnt even know guinness was there. [ laughter ] they were like, hey, how many times have you done that . [ laughter ] a moose a moose we like when it starts a moose. A moose recently walked into a Movie Theater in alaska and ate popcorn from the trash can or as regals cinemas calls it, a medium. [ laughter ] now, Movie Theaters, you used to [ laughter ] and finally, a former disney world employee was recently arrested for allegedly taking videos of womens skirts to be fair, they should have known something was wrong when he showed up to work with no pants on [ laughter ] that was a monologue, everybody. We are off and running [ cheers and applause weve got a fantastic show for you tonight. He is a tony and emmywinning legend, currently on broadway at studio 54 in pictures from home. Our friend, nathan lane is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause she is a california congresswoman and candidate for senate her book, i swear politics is messier than my minivan is out now. Congresswoman katie porter is back on the show [ cheers and applause and direct from the sondheim theatre on broadway, were going to have a performance from the new hit show, juliet. Youre going to love it. Youre gonna love it [ cheers and applause well get to that. You guys, spring is in the air flowers are blooming birds are chirping everyone is stocking up on benadryl, and that includes my writers. You know, my writing staff, they write hundreds of monologue jokes every day just to get the 10 or 12 we end up using and sometimes, i think they throw in a few stinkers just to get their numbers up and meet the assignment [ laughter ] but just because pollen levels are through the roof, that doesnt mean we can tolerate laziness, which means its time for another surprise inspection. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth all right, so heres how this works im going to read some real jokes that were really submitted [ laughter ] by my writers, to me, their boss these jokes are unusable for this show. Some are dumb. Some are offensive some are just confusing. And most importantly, this is the most important part, my writers dont know were doing this and because most of them dont watch the show, theyll never know [ laughter ] so, lets get started. Vice president Kamala Harris participated in a roundtable discussion today about reproductive rights in des moines, iowa, because women who think they might want to have a child deserve the right to change des moines [ laughter ] [ audience oohs that was written by matt goldich there he is. [ laughter ] des moines i mean, obviously doesnt work maybe if anybody if any of the slang for their minds was ever des moines. [ laughter ] im sure this next one will bounce us right back [ laughter ] today was abba singers Bjorn Ulvaeus 78th birthday wow, its hard to believe he was bjorn in 1945. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause apologies. If you applaud, youre just going to get more of this. [ laughter ] according to a new study, quality of sleep can positively impact quality of life uh, youre welcome, said, bill cosby [ audience oohs no applause that time . [ laughter ] i liked bjorn for born, but i didnt [ laughter ] that was written by mike scollins, who is a bad guy. [ laughter ] that was a photo taken after he shoved a kid and people got mad at him he was like, hey. [ laughter ] a High School Principal in florida recently resigned after she received criticism from parents for showing sculpture michelangelos sorry, go back for showing students, excuse me well, i made a mistake here you know what . So, when this joke stinks, its still not my fault [ laughter ] a High School Principal in florida recently resigned after she received criticism from parents for showing students michelangelos sculpture, david, in direct violation of the states dont say gray law [ audience groans so, is that because of do we think that because a statues gray that, i guess im hoping that was written by chatgpt and not [ laughter ] show me chatgpt. Oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause brian also did bjorn imagine imagine your days over and the best thing you did was the bjorn joke [ laughter ] authorities in france found nearly 2,000 pounds of cocaine this week on a beach in the english channel. Oops, sorry thats mine, said a whale [ laughter ] feels like it got well, it felt like right when it became almost got to a joke, karen, here, was like, im good. [ laughter ] like, a whale with a neck tattoo like, maybe, right a whale with a pair of raybans working on a screenplay, maybe, right . Just a whale, because karen saw it shes like, thats a lot of cocaine. Its on a beach, whats something equally big . A whale. [ laughter ] and she got to that part, and she was just like, send. [ laughter ] karen, interestingly, our smallest writer. Which is why, whenever a little bit of cocaine goes missing [ laughter and applause a pilot a pilot in south africa recently had to make an Emergency Landing after he spotted a venomous snake under his seat even worse, the snake took its shoe off for the whole flight. [ laughter ] the idea the key part of this joke is that a snake would only be able to wear one shoe [ laughter ] the problem with it is all of us know, they dont wear shoes at all. [ laughter ] that was ian [ laughter ] thats thats the face he makes when a very dim lightbulb goes off over his head [ laughter ] it was announced last week that a second peppa pig theme park will open in texas but make sure to come early because they sell out pretty fast [ audience oohs yeah, shes not real [ laughter ] that was who was that there we go. [ laughter ] he is, as they say, on fire. [ laughter ] thats actually what hr has told us we cant do to him. [ light laughter ] can we set him on fire theyre like, no. Okay you guys, karens back im just going to small spoil it, say karen is going to try to bounce back after after whalegate. [ laughter ] an artist in australia recently set a Guinness World record for the widest wig finally, said charlie brown. [ light laughter ] so, i guess the idea is hes got a big, ol wide head and then hes long wanted to wear a wig and then, this was good news and i dont know [ laughter ] i feel like it doesnt even work a [ bleep ] tiny bit [ laughter ] ooh, this is going to be a good one. Compared [ laughter ] the Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against the drugstore rite aid that alleges it violated the controlled substances act, and said the company, quote, knowingly filled unlawful prescriptions. So, needless to say, many former rite aid employees are going to have to work on their cvs. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs you know [ applause ] you know how a you know, people in modern america, when they lose their job, say, well, i best work on my cv. Show me ian. [ laughter and applause today was molecular biologist James Watsons 95th birthday wow, 95. He must have some crick in his neck [ light laughter ] not even no part of this so, watson and crick, you know, they got the double helix here you know, they discovered. But why does he have a crick in his neck why doesnt that mean hes living longer . I just feel like allie lets show allie just, like, some words appeared to her [ laughter ] like, she was like watson. She was like, oh, of watson and crick. And then a part of her brain was like, ooh, crick. [ laughter ] allie allie, like a crick in your neck. [ laughter ] and she was like, no, shut up brain. That doesnt make any sense. And her brain was like, no, it didnt work really good. [ laughter ] is this our last one yeah, this is last one we often go to scollins for our closers. And thats what were doing here today. Scollins if youve seen scollins once before, and it was the it was a cosby joke, which was everyones favorite. [ laughter ] today was national napping day, said parents who werent ready to tell the truth about grandma. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] no, no, no, said there yeah, yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you dont get it. You guys, what a time weve had. This has been surprise inspection. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth as i said, its feeling more and more like spring. And theres nothing i like more in spring than hanging out with some friends and drinking a couple of beers. Thats why im excited that heineken is launching heineken silver, a crisp and refreshing beer that has only 3. 2 grams of carbs and and 95 calories. Heineken silver, all the taste, no bitter endings. Oh, good. Thats a relief. Seth oh. Im sorry, everybody this is one of my writers, john lutz. Lutz, why is that a relief that there wont be a bitter ending to this sketch. Seth what are you talking about . Well, every time i interrupt you in a sketch, you kind of get mad and tell me to leave but you just said, all the taste, no bitter endings. Seth so . Well, its like putting together a piece of furniture with your spouse without the argument or, like, going to your kids musical without him singing offkey. Or seth i think we get it ah, ah, ah. [ laughter ] you cant get mad at me. And to make doubly sure this sketch will end on a happy note, i wrote the rest of your lines and action seth ugh, fine thats the best idea ive ever heard in my life, lutz im going to need you to leave, buddy. Ah, ah, ah. [ laughter ] seth im so glad you dropped by, lutz, im having so much fun. Thanks. Thanks, seth im having the time of my life oh, and i give all the credit to heineken silver. Man, id really love to try one of those seth well, its your lucky day, pal o mine i just so happen i have a giant bucket of heineken silver right here that i, seth meyers, definitely bought for you and you, john lutz, didnt buy yourself, to give to yourself, from myself. Uh, lutz, this writing is great. Its really what, seth . Seth its just really amazing. Yay [ laughter ] okay finish this now. Seth okay. Heineken silver, all the taste no bitter endings together wink. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause detect this living with hiv, i learned i can stay undetectable with fewer medicines. Thats why i switched to dovato. Dovato is a complete hiv treatment for some adults. No other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you undetectable than dovato. Detect this most hiv pills contain 3 or 4 medicines. Dovato is as effective with just 2. If you have hepatitis b, dont stop dovato without talking to your doctor. 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Hellooo clean and comfortable. Always. Fear no gush. If youre making a todo list today. Make it easy on yourself. Just write down, reeses. Then write down, eat them. And then, youre kinda done for the day. [ cheers and applause seth give it up for the fantastic 8g band right over there. Back with us tonight on drums, hes played with zeal and ardor, marty friedman, Devin Townsend and many others. Check out his band, dearest and their album retrograde. And follow him on instagram. Anup sastry is here. [ cheers and applause thank you for being with us, anup [ cheers and applause our first guest tonight is an emmy and Tony Award Winning actor. You know from movies like the birdcage and the lion king. As well as shows like the gilded age and only murderers in the building. Hes currently starring in pictures from home on broadway at studio 54 and you can see him in beau is afraid which is in theaters now. Lets take a look. This is a room is this is a room in our house but its your home for as long as you need. My name is grace oh, this is roger. This is my husband hey, guy. Welcome back thought youd sleep in, huh . Roger is a very respected surgeon. Hes the one who dressed and treated your wounds. Youre a lucky man. What is this . Thats my little assistant Health Monitor it keeps track of your condition. Seth please welcome back to the show our good friend, nathan lane, everybody [ cheers and applause seth look at you look how fit you are oh, jogging over here, i saw Tucker Carlson in a bar chugging bud light. He is upset. Seth oh, no. He is so upset. Seth oh, so upset. It breaks your heart, doesnt it [ light laughter ] you know, i see you backstage. Seth yeah. I thought we were doing a podcast. But then it hit me this is just your every day is casual friday look seth yeah. And i have to i have to admit, that it has inspired me. I mean, look at you. Youre a rhapsody in j. Crew [ light laughter ] i love that you brought norm core fashion to latenight and with this look, you have totally embraced the role of americas latenight zaddy [ light laughter ] seth well, thank you [ cheers and applause you know. I, i used to dress like i was interviewing with the ceo of a tech startup. But then you you, you showed me the way you showed me that i was just trying too hard and it was time to finally give up [ light laughter ] and embrace the joy of the track suit seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i love track suits. Seth its lovely track suit. Its fashions way of saying, i have no more [ bleep ] to give [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause right . You know now, i can look athletic and i dont have to do a damn thing [ light laughter ] i always look like im about to go for a run but something more important came up. [ light laughter ] you know, the last time, i was supposed to be here a while ago. Seth yeah, but i had covid we had to now do you believe its real [ light laughter ] and the time the time before that, it was the height of the pandemic there was no audience. It was like sailing on a ghost ship just me, desperately trying to make you and three cameramen laugh. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but here we are seth and here we are, with a really, really nice audience really nice seth thats pretty nice. [ cheers and applause we are. Were reunited showbiz brothers like Woody Harrelson and matthew mcconaughey. [ light laughter ] seth yes the greatest maury povich episode that never was [ light laughter ] yes. Seth you i want to compliment you on something. Which is, since the last time i saw you, you won an emmy, sir. Yes seth for your work in only [ cheers and applause the wonderful show, only murderers in the building. Which yes seth is just a tremendous cast one of the best things in the world, which is a Television Show that got made in new york city i know. And with marty short and steve martin and selena gomez. Seth yeah. Its a [ cheers and applause yes it was my seventh nomination and it was nice to finally win although, it was a silent episode. So [ light laughter ] all these years the academy was just waiting for me to shut up [ light laughter ] seth you this is the final week of the show thats right. Seth youve done a lot beautiful play. Seth and youve done many over the years do you how are you with endings do you get a little bittersweet when you wrap up a show like this well, this one in particular. I have loved doing this play its a beautiful play by sharr white. Directed by bart sher. And starring the wonderful Danny Burstein and zoe wanamaker. And this is our yes, this is our last week so, if youre in town, come to studio 54 theater. And really because ive been thinking this is probably my theatrical swan song my last broadway show. Seth now that [ audience ohs ] that is very well. Seth thats problematic. You see, seth, things have gotten crazy on the broadway now. Im sure you read about it audiences are out of control people are pooping in the audience seth no. [ light laughter ] theyre heckling the actors theres fistfights dogfights. Deliveries from door dash. [ light laughter ] seth no, its [ light laughter ] mid show door dash will show up mid show . Beer pong people having sex. [ light laughter ] not even waiting until intermission [ light laughter ] its a nightmare [ light laughter ] seth thats very hard. As an actor, thats very hard. Well, the pooping is the worst. Seth yeah. And because its happening with alarming frequency [ light laughter ] on any given night in a broadway theater. The 11 00 number is two. [ light laughter ] no [ light laughter ] if youre going to if youre going to crap in the aisle, save it for a southwest flight [ light laughter ] anyway, i was reminded of seth yes our conversation. And i think i may have seth okay, im so glad you said that. One more show in me seth because we have talked about. You know we have this collaboration. Yes seth in the works. Cicada, cicada seth cicada, cicada [ cheers and applause just say it seth just say it i mean the audience wants to hear seth cicada cicada is a show and we might we might be closer to getting it on its feet. Do you want to remind people of the plot sure. Seth as you remember it . Yes the basic plot line is our dear friend, christine baranski, would play a cicada who comes to new york, not realizing she only has 17 days. The life span of a cicada. [ light laughter ] to live her best big apple life. Seth yes she is befriended by a very gregarious cockroach seth uh, hmm played by the great Harvey Fierstein seth yeah. In times square and he actually resides in the glamorous apartment of a big broadway star, played by me. Seth there you go. And ive come to terms with the fact that this is a version of me with a cockroachinfested apartment. [ light laughter ] i dont i dont like it. But i come to terms with it. [ light laughter ] and a lot of the new york mets will be playing supporting roles. Seth yeah. Now [ light laughter ] i think first baseman pete alonso would be an inspired choice for the antagonist. Seth there you go, yeah. Perhaps the exterminator. [ light laughter ] seth very good and we have the tag line. Cicada, cicada the whole town is abuzz. Seth there you go. Aside from not having a script, i think were 90 there. [ light laughter ] now, the big news is that i reached out to two of my oldest and dearest friends, marc shaiman, scott wittman. The tony winning geniuses behind hairspray. Seth geniuses. And their current smash hit, some like it hot and i asked them if they would write the score and they said yes, theyre in. Seth so [ cheers and applause so. So, the next time im here i have another movie coming out this summer. [ light laughter ] the next time im here so, it will be very soon it will be if we work out the billing seth yeah, of course and all of the deals go through. [ light laughter ] it will be me, christine baranski, Harvey Fierstien and the new york mets in the act one finale of cicada, cicada. [ light laughter ] what im saying is start sewing the costumes now seth i am so excited your enthusiasm for this is incredible to me i, i cant wait seth you mentioned you have a movie coming out this summer you have this we showed a clip of this movie yes seth Joaquin Phoenix the great amy ryan another only murderers in the building alum right there yes [ cheers and applause seth and this director has done some of the trippiest movies in recent years he did midsommar. He did the fantastic film hereditary. Yeah. Seth and, ah this is his third film. Seth this is his third film. This is very cool. Yeah. Seth and, i mean a sort of out their plot, would you say . Yes [ light laughter ] i would say its you know, its look its ah ill be honest i think its an extraordinary film and i think hes hes an astonishing young director but its been a divisive film. You know its, its theres been a lot of chatter about the fact that its three hours. And as i like to say, its not a prostate exam. Its [ light laughter ] you know, its a unique and challenging cinematic experience and for those who want that, there it is. Seth and theres less of that every year. So, i am oh, i know. Seth well, i embrace that. I mean because i mean a 15 ticket to see Joaquin Phoenix emote for 80 minutes would be a bargain. To see him do it for 100 minutes would be and even better deal. Seth yeah. But what if i told you, seth, you got Joaquin Phoenix, the greatest actor of his generation for 80 minutes and then 100 more minutes for the same low price [ light laughter ] seth thats fantastic. And at no additional charge, you get amy ryan, yours truly, parker posey, patty lupone and ill even throw in richard kind seth richard kind . Richard kind. And a perfect pasta pot. [ light laughter ] you would probably say, its too good to be true and youd be right. Theres no pasta pot [ light laughter ] but there is richard kind. Seth richard kind. And so, its a pretty sweet deal what are you people waiting for . [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] seth one more time for my friend, nathan lane, everybody pictures from home is on broadway at studio 54. Beau is afraid is in theaters now. Well be right back with congresswoman katie porter [ cheers and applause you deserve better than that. Im hungry, im in a hurry, i dont have time to make anything healthy. You could if you had a blendjet. Blendjet . Its the portable blender that makes the healthy choice the most convenient choice. I dont know. It seems like a hassle. Hahaha wrong. 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Its for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. False positive and negative results may occur. Ask your provider for cologuard. I did it my way [ cheers and applause seth our next guest represents californias 47th Congressional District and is also a candidate for senate. I swear politics is messier than my minivan is available now. Please welcome back to the show, congresswoman katie porter [ cheers and applause seth welcome back to the show thank you thank you, thank you seth i want to get your reaction to the Tucker Carlson news i know that was a show you had always dreamed of being a guest on and now never going to happen seth never going to happen i mean, look, you know, he is sliding down the rung of networks one of my favorite sayings is, the only common factor in your dysfunctional relationships is you. And i think we can say that about tucker and his networks. Seth like he has gone through three different Cable Networks three different Cable Networks and i think the other conclusion i come to, you come for the green m m and youre going down. Seth exactly [ laughter ] the green m m is always the last m m standing [ applause ] we have big news today our president announced that he is running for reelection and how do you feel about what seems again, its early, 18 months might potentially be a biden trump rematch . Yeah, i mean, look, President Biden has so much to run on. Affirmatively. Not just this is not a president who is going to win because he has the thickest hair, right . Or the snazziest shoes this is a president who is going to run on hold it actual accomplishments that make our lives better and so, hes going to [ cheers and applause you know, hes going to run on 35 insulin. Hes going to run on, hopefully, my being able to afford a new dishwasher thats why im voting for him. The Inflation Reduction Act credits, right hes going to run on real accomplishments. Bringing manufacturing jobs back here making sure that people can afford health care so i think hes going to have an easy time with trump but its going to be hard on all of us to have to listen to him deal with trump again. Seth i think thats a very nice way of framing it [ laughter ] when we think about congress and you spend more time there than we do. Probably. Probably seth we think about the divide of party, right i think everybody always talks about how divisive it is but you have pointed out that the real division in congress is that you have different elected officials that come from different economic classes theres a massive financial disparity between people who serve in congress. Can you speak to that a little bit and why it makes it so hard to maybe connect with colleagues yeah. When we think about when it comes to voting on policy, i think the democrat republican division, does a, needless to say, does all of the work. But when we think about what is it like to be in congress . How do we end up with the people we end up with the class aspect really matters. So one of the most important qualifications that both Political Parties look for when theyre considering you as a candidate, is whether or not youre a millionaire so i hear a lot from people, people in congress, theyre cheating us. Theyre becoming millionaires. No they took their millions the in their i dont know how many briefcases it takes they took their millions to congress so one of the things i say in the book is congress is full of millionaires for the same reason the nba is full of tall people its easier to get there seth right one of the early expectations, one of the questions they ask you when you decide to run is how much can you contribute to your own campaign i was like, 25. Right . And my campaign is actually powered by people who give 2, 10, 50, whatever they can do but the idea is you can just plus yourself up and what that means then is when youre talking about issues, theres a gap. So, there was a whole news article written an entire news article written, because i stood up in the Democratic Caucus and i tackled one of americas toughest issues, the cost of bacon. I mean, how was this news but this was news that someone in washington stood up and actually knew what bacon costs and wanted to talk about it and knew how much milk costs a gallon and so, i think it does divide who comes to congress, how we govern, what issues we see as important. Seth now you obviously know how the financial background of a lot of your colleagues and is it funny to you when elections roll around, a lot of them try to present themselves as having sort of a more middle class taste for things when you know that not to be the case oh, yes i mean, the emeralds come off and the jean jacket goes on. Right . I mean, none of these people own a god damn jean jacket [ laughter ] but they are all wearing them and theyre walking through some grassy field its just seth super stiff because its brandnew you have to crunch it up a little bit before you can get on it so i had an actual discussion with my Political Team im not doing the jean jacket. Hes like, whoa we can talk about it. And we compromised on a turquoise jean jacket. Seth there you go. Thats a little above. [ laughter ] thats a little bit of who i still was. Seth so your book, politics is messier than my minivan references the fact that you have a minivan and this is the actual license plate. You are on the oversight committee. And i was going to say, were you happy when you found out it was available . Or would you have been shocked if you found out it wasnt i was happy it was available. But when i look at this picture, i dont see the license plate so much as i see the melted goo on my tailgate that came from leaving my tailgate up in the california sun seth and now, some people actually think, for example, like the jean jacket, that your minivan is a political prop that you use to show that youre sort of a politician for the people are you shocked when people think that this is not your real minivan . My former, for a reason, Political Consultants actually said, i hope you really own this minivan. I was like, yes its my car. Like, its not a prop. It is my car. Seth youre angling for a new chapter in your political career youre running for senate to replace Dianne Feinstein [ cheers and applause theres currently very exciting shes currently has some Health Issues shes not actually in the senate right now. And being on the judiciary committee, her absence has slowed down President Bidens ability to confirm judges. Obviously, this has a lot more to do with the arcane rules of congress than anything else. Is that would your solution to this problem be changing those rules . Yes so look, i mean, were going to have people who are going to get sick who are going to need medical care john fetterman, senator fetterman, needed medical care were going to have people have children were going to have people that need time off. And we have no policies for any of that. So as every other workplace has adapted figured this out, congress has not and so, i think thats the way to think about it. This is an institutional problem. By the way, the house has a different rule in the house, if you dont show up and they want to replace you, they can just replace you, which is something i think about every day when i decide whether im going to behave or not [ light laughter ] but the senate, apparently, we all come to learn, unanimous consent. So i think this is just like the filibuster its a bad rule of procedure thats now gumming up our governments ability to do anything [ applause ] seth that is absolutely true and i hope that the rule with that said, obviously, an illustrious career for senator feinstein. She could also, of course, at this point, resign, and no one would say that she has not served her country or served her time. Seth absolutely. Do you think that she thats something she should consider . I dont know. I cant put myself in her shoes. I dont know what her health is like im not her doctor im not her. I will just say that i think the important thing is we think about learning from this experience, to think about how to set up our institution to deal with these kinds of things. I would love to say that nobody will ever get shingles again but given the average age of the senate, seems likely seth yep i think thats probably fairly accurate when you look at the numbers. Hey, its always great to have you here thank you so much for making the time you guys, thats congresswoman katie porter [ cheers and applause i swear is available now well be right back with a performance from juliet. [ cheers and applause [ ] looking for bladderleak protection that neutralizes odors and keeps you dry . Try new depend® fresh protection™. It absorbs 25times its weight and features dryshield™ technology, that protects better than pads and keeps you 2times drier. Try depend®. If your moderate to severe Crohns Disease or Ulcerative Colitis symptoms are stopping you in your tracks. 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Quick question, will all this stuff fit in your car . should i get rid of the mug . Bmo [ cheers and applause seth featuring the catalog of pop music legend, max martin, the hit musical juliet imagines a world in which William Shakespeares wife, anne hathaway, not the one youre thinking of, interrupts him as hes writing the ending of romeo and juliet. And suggests that, instead of ending her life, juliet should look for love again. Oh, is that what happens, seth seth hey, look whos here. Its anne hathaway, everyone [ cheers and applause not the one youre thinking of seth yeah, they can see that of course well, thank you, seth. And you know, as much as i love hearing a man explain the plot of my musical to me in 2023. I think i can take it from here. Seth yeah, i was trying to help the hit musical juliet imagines a world in which shakespeares wife, anne hathaway, interrupts him as he is writing the ending for romeo and juliet. And suggests that instead of ending her life, juliet should go look for love again seth thats word for word what i said. [ light laughter ] in this scene, romeo, who it turns out has had many other lovers, comes back from the dead and finds that juliet has moved on without him wait, we just got married its not like shes found someone else already juliet heres the thing we started out friends it was cool but it was al pretend yeah, yeah, since you been gone juliet, i killed myself for you. I know. Youre dedicated, you took the time wasnt long until i called you mine yeah, yeah, since you been gone we exchanged loves faithful vows and all youd ever hear me say is how i picture me with you what has happened thats all youd ever hear me say since you been gone i can breathe for the first time im so moving on yeah, yeah thanks to you now i get what i want since you been gone i know about the other lovers, romeo. Juliet, i can explain you cant explain i you put me o i even fell for that stupid love song yeah, yeah, since you been gone it was different with you, i swear. Oh, come on i never hear you sa i just want to be with you thats literally all i said i guess you never fel that way but since you been gone i can breath for the first time im so moving o yeah, yeah thanks to you thanks to you now i get now i get what i want what i want what i want what i want what i want what i want you had your chance you blew it out of sigh out of mind juliet. Shut your mouth i just cant take it. Again and again and again hey since you been gone i can breathe for the firs time im so moving o yeah, yeah thanks to you thanks to you now i get now i get you should know you should know that i ge i get what i want since you bee since you been since you been since you been gone [ cheers and applause okay, again, this is a status bar. This is a search bar. Lets know the difference, okay . 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[ cheers and applause seth i want to thank my guests, nathan lane, congresswoman katie porter the cast of juliet everybody, one more time [ cheers and applause i want to thank anup sastry and the 8g band. Be sure to catch juliet on broadway at the sondheim theater here in new york city and starting its north american tour beginning in fall 2024 stay safe, get vaccinated, get boosted, we love you [ cheers and applause