Just like all my other past proteges. You are strong as an ox. You are the picture of health you are you feeling all right . I mean, i know im just a manifestation of your ego, but you seem a little shaky. He is sick. He should put his mask on and protect those around him. Shut up. No one invited you up here. Mr. President , please, come. We must project false confidence. Ill dictate a statement to you. I just left walter reed. Ive learned so much about the coronavirus. And i learned so much about coronavirus. And now im better and now im better. And maybe im immune. I dont know. And maybe im immune i dont know. laughing coughing . This bastard gave me covid. No one ever listens to krab of reason. Krab of reason, this fall on cbs. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight dont mask, dont tell. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld and musical guest ella mai featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its
That location the heart of San Franciscos shopping District Union square. Thats where a burglar went to work on a brazen breakin. Police are looking for the burglar to smash through the front doors of the gucci store overnight to steal thousands of dollars worth of purses. The shattered glass led to shattered dreams outside gucci. Now were disappointed. Diana dewalt and her granddaughter are visiting from san diego. Gucci was their first stop in the city. I was hoping to get a gucci belt. My grandmother looked up it in the hoegts room and everything. They found ladders and plywood. Im shocked and obviously something untowards happened. Police say someone backed a vehicle into gucci at 2 49 this morning. The one inch thick triple lamb nant glags doors and window collapsed inside. The suspect grabbed a bunch of gucci purses and took off. Well shop and get lunch and hopefully theyre back open again. The manager at gucci declined to comment. The mount claire store manager told me this is j
Difference. Captioning sponsored by cbs this is the cbs evening news with scott pelley. Pelley it is now the trump economy, and the numbers out today show that the recovery that began eight years ago is continuing on his watch. In february, President Trumps first full month on the job, the economy created 235,000 jobs, and the Unemployment Rate ticked down to 4. 7 . All the more impressive if you believe what candidate trump claimed the rate was just a year earlier. Dont believe those phony numbers when you hear 4. 9 and 5 unemployment. The numbers probably 28, 29, as high as 35, in fact, even heard recently 42 . Pelley well, today, the white house didnt think the numbers were phony, and we have more now from jim axelrod. Reporter they are hiring once again at quality controlled manufacturing, which supplies parts to the aerospace industry. He controls both of these machines. Reporter by the end of this month, chief operating officer rick urban will have increased his workforce by 12 t
Difference. Captioning sponsored by cbs this is the cbs evening news with scott pelley. Manufacturing, which supplies parts to the aerospace industry. He controls both of these machines. Reporter by the end of this month, chief operating officer rick urban will have increased his workforce by 12 this year, confident in what he sees as President Trumps more businessfriendly white house. Theres a lot of optimism and belief that we will be seeing it not only 2016 sphaen but the next few years, continuing to increase and bringing jobs and manufacturing back here to the u. S. That might have been outside of the u. S. In the past. Reporter urbans company is not alone, and the hirin hirs broad based. 132,000 Service Sector jobs, but also strong gains in construction and manufacturing. Were, you know, finally heading in the right direction. Reporter bank of americas ethan harris says another promising sign is the number of people who had stopped looking for work but have started again. Particu
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