Mint condition theyre kidney beans, not a rocket firing boba fett. And look, i know hes trying to encourage people to buy goya, but it looks like more like one of those photos where d. E. A. Agents pose with kilos of cocaine they just seized or who knows, maybe its a local production of glengarry glen ross. Second prize, a weeks supply of goya. Third prize is youre fired. Looks like an episode of racist iron chef. Todays secret ingredient is goya beans. I guess i could make beans. President trump announced yesterday that he has demoted Campaign Manager Brad Parscale and replaced him with his deputy Campaign Manager though that ones on you, trump. You really thought he was going to make you look good when he made himself look like that . He looks like a Civil War Soldier who was sent home because of weak blood. Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci said in an interview yesterday that despite the white houses effort to discredit him, he has not thought about resigning him, which is too
Gentlemen, will you please rise well i administer appeals . Please rise. Do you solemnly swear you will support and defend the constitution of the United States and the constitution of the state against all enemies, sworn and domestic . And you will bear in allegiance to the same, that you take this obligation without any reservation or purpose or probation. That he will discharge the duties to which you are employed, and do you advocate nor are a member of any Political Party or organization that advocates force or violence . If you agree, answer i do. I do. Be seated, gentlemen. Gentlemen, i wish to congratulate you. I also wish to thank your families here today who are supporting you in applying as patrolmen, recruit for the cincinnati police. I like to introduce your chief of police, colonel. It is a privilege indeed to extend greetings to you who are here on behalf of your representative in the president recruit class. It is significant that you are support at this moment adds str
Just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump told reporters over the weekend that he, quote, loves masks in the appropriate locations, which, according to everyone i saw on my run today, is right below the chin just right making sure we dont get any germs from this area of the neck President Trump on friday commuted the prison sentence of his friend and former adviser roger stone. But just because he thought this was him. President trumps advisers have reportedly begun trying to discredit Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci thats right apparently theyre tel
Passing out pride flags at a popular east bay Farmers Market calls for action. The change local Police Departments will be forced to make following an announcement from the state attorney general. Good evening, everyone. Change is coming to Police Departments across california. The state attorney general tonight laying out reforms. This comes one day before President Trump is expected to sign an executive order on policing. Heres nbc bay areas ian cull. Reporter state attorney general Xavier Becerra says all departments will be required to make some changes by january, but hes hoping theyll put them in place sooner. Lets see if we can accelerate that. Lets see if we can show the people of california that we can start doing this work. Reporter becerra says the reforms mostly fall in line with the eight cant wait campaign, that includes departments require officers to intervene if there is excessive use of force. Ban shooting at moving vehicles in most cases, ban the use of choke holds a
Bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, musical guest randy newman and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy welcome everybody to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching what a show we have for you tonight. Oh, also, im going to debut my new zoom camera. I have a new zoom camera it doesnt quite work. Its a little wide angled and its weird but you got to you got to try you got to try new things and see what works and what doesnt work and all that i hope everyone is staying safe out there. I know its tempting to just enoughs enough, but, yeah, youre doing the right thing wear masks, wear gloves, stay home when you can, social distance, do everything you can. Lets get rid of this thing. What a show. Ill just run through it real quick. Martin short, funniest human of all time love him so much hes just on fire, hes just the greatest i love him, love him, love him so much. Also, speaking of funny, i met them as writers on late night, a