Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, hugh grant creator of bless the harts, writer emily spivey an all new closer look featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear, lets get to the news. President trumps personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has reportedly asked for 20 thousand a day to fight the results of the 2020 election though i honestly dont know if joe biden can afford that. Thats right, Rudy Giuliani has reportedly asked Trumps Campaign for 20 thousand a day to fight the results of the 2020 election what i thought this was like a makeawish thing. You want to get paid 20 grand . At best you should be Getting College credit even then your professors going to say, well, your client went to jail, and since he was the plaintiff, thats pretty bad. According to a new poll, 58 of americans are willing to get the Coronavirus Vaccine once its released whil
Items the late show with with Stephen Colbert tonights are you die and former director of the and aubrey plaza, featuring jeanbaptiste, and now live on ed sullivan theatre, Office Building in new york city, it is Stephen Colbert stephen i am right here. You can point at me all you want. I stand on my argument. Hello. Welcome to a late show. Im sorry about that. I am your host Stephen Colbert, if you are watching this at home right now, thank you. Please stay there. Because the pandemic is worse than ever. And i will tell you all about it in tonights installment of catch camp. Catch a third wave endless bummer. Hey, everybody. Get out, get out experts warned us this would be a dark winter and experts were right because yesterday american covid19 deaths and hospitalizations set records. This is a time to try mens souls, but if we can just get through it, we can get back to setting fun records like worlds biggest pancake, most old ladies stuffed in a bouncy castle, or most flammable banjo
Running, huey lewis and the news, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] not a joke. Thats what it was. So dont ever say i dont have my finger on the pulse. [ laughter ] the heart of rock n roll is still beating right here. [ cheers and applause ] there was good news viruswise. In the uk theyre going to start giving people the vaccine, starting at the beginning of next week. So thanks to our friends for doing it. The Trump Administration revealed the order in which they will roll out the vaccine, who gets it first. Many expected it would go to the workers on the front line, the health care professionals, but the list was a little different than anticipated. This is is order according to the cdc. First the vaccine will go to rich people. Then white people. [ laughter ] strippers in south florida third. Next that guy on the skateboard with the cranberry juice. Then kid rock. Then the four original members of kiss. Sean hannity, lou dobbs, mayor mac cheese, spray tan technicians, randy quai
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, dan aykroyd, star of the Queens Gambit, actress Anya Taylorjoy, an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Carter Mclean. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. How is everybody doing thats great to hear well, its day six of trump watch. He is still refusing to leave the white house, but we do hear hes willing to speak to negotiators. I want 400 million, a copy of swank and one of those doritos locos tacos. Lets get to the news. President elect joe biden has selected his longtime political advisor, ron klain, to be his white house chief of staff and if this is the kind of presidency i hope it is, this will be the last time we ever hear his name. After being selected to the white house chief of staff, klain said the job would be, quote, the honor of a lifetime. As opposed to the Trump Administration where the position of chief of staff was more like the honor of a month or two president elect joe biden is reportedly pla
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests, jamie dornan, Lisa Robinson, musical guest, phoebe bridgers and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thanks very much oh, my goodness. Thank you, very much jimmy thank you, very much and welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for watching thank you for being here lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, we have some good news from overseas in the fight against covid. Watch this the u. K. Approved the Pfizer Vaccine. It makes the u. K. The First Western country to give a vaccine to the public, outside of trials. Jimmy wow, everyone there will be have access to the Pfizer Vaccine apparently the u. K. Is apparently now five hours and five months ahead of us. Americans heard and were like, i watch the crown, does that