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Running, huey lewis and the news, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] not a joke. Thats what it was. So dont ever say i dont have my finger on the pulse. [ laughter ] the heart of rock n roll is still beating right here. [ cheers and applause ] there was good news viruswise. In the uk theyre going to start giving people the vaccine, starting at the beginning of next week. So thanks to our friends for doing it. The Trump Administration revealed the order in which they will roll out the vaccine, who gets it first. Many expected it would go to the workers on the front line, the health care professionals, but the list was a little different than anticipated. This is is order according to the cdc. First the vaccine will go to rich people. Then white people. [ laughter ] strippers in south florida third. Next that guy on the skateboard with the cranberry juice. Then kid rock. Then the four original members of kiss. Sean hannity, lou dobbs, mayor mac cheese, spray tan technicians, randy quaid, fox friends and their users, twitter users with profiles featuring eagles or flags [ applause ] then everybody else. Getting the vaccine to hundreds of millions of people is a massive undertaking. One of the big challenges is that some of them will need to be shipped, delivered and stored at subzero temperatures. A lot of doctors and drugstores dont have the refrigeration required to keep the vaccines cold enough. Fortunately, i have a solution to this problem. And it is this. Deliver the vaccine in ice cream trucks. Its winter. Theyre not using them anyway, right . [ laughter ] fill the ice cream trucks with vaccines. Have them drive around the neighbors. You hear pop goes the weasel, you run outside, roll up your sleeve, get in line, everyone gets a chaco taco to reduce the swelling, problem solved. [ cheers and applause ] more good news, now available for the First Time Since 2012, the mcrib sandwich is back. The first thing it said, hows bill cosby doing . [ laughter ] mcrib, let me be the first to say, we dont know where youve been and we dont care, all thats important that is youre home. You think trump will take credit for the mcrib coming back . Mcrib came back on my watch, and it cures the coronavirus our president , for 49 more days, and his holidayloving first lady, hosted a Jolly Christmas superspreader event at the white house where he told rollers, its been an amazing four years, a sentiment shared only by White Supremacists and those impersonating him on cameo. He told guests hes trying to do another four years, if not, hell see us in 2024. This was some party. Someone shot video to show their terrible friends, i guess. Most everyone who wasnt working wasnt wearing a mask. Theyre indoors. Chatting it up. Eating, drinking. People were heard coughing loudly while trump was talking. Even baby jesus spends christmas outdoors. [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. While some may question the optics of holiday partying it up in the middle of a pandemic, the soon to be former White House Press secretary is not among them. Its said the next few months could be among the worst Public Health months in american history. Does the white house, is it setting a good example for the public for the white house to be holding inperson holiday parties at a time when the cdc and other organizations are aski americans to forgo those kinds of celebrations for their own safety . So, you know, if you can loot businesses, burn down buildings, engage in protests, you can also go to a christmas party. Jimmy good one, kayleigh. [ laughter ] way to blame it on the black people again. Meanwhile the vice poodle and mother wife unveiled their holiday decorations this year. Theyre not quite as elaborate as the decorations at the white house but more personal. Stockings, ornaments, also a very slow zoom on a very creepylooking santa. [ laughter ] lurking behind the tree. Lets watch that again with a scary music soundtrack. You see the buckets, the balls, the berries. That thing. [ laughter ] jimmy he sees you when youre sleeping, mother. [ applause ] all anyone at the white house wants for christmas this year is a pardon. Trump is reportedly trying to decide whether or not to grant what he called what they call preemptive pardons to three of his kids and his soninlaw, jared, for whatever crimes they may or may not have committed. Usually president s grant pardons after theyve been vetted very carefully by the justice department. Trump is shooting them out of a tshirt cannon right now. [ laughter ] the most interesting character whos angling for clemency is the artist known as joe exotic. On year one of a 22yearold prison sentence for trying to hire someone to kill his rival, Carole Baskin. He put this handwritten plea on his twitter account. He wrote, everyone please twep sign my pardon and make halloween exotic again. Show your love. Love you all, make halloween exotic again. Yeah. Nothing gets me in the mood for trickortreat like setting a murderous zookeeper free. [ laughter ] its unclear if trump even knows who joe exotic is. But he probably doesnt know who mike pence is either. And maybe, just maybe, the tiger king and the lion king could team up to form a Winning Ticket in 2024. In 2020, President Trump was handicapped by dead weight. Its time to spill the milk. In 2024, we need a vp more exotic. Joe exotic. Redneck with a mullet. A family man just like our president. With multiple marriages. A mastery of beasts. Tough talk for the women who wronged him. Crooked hillary. Its all part of Carole Baskins plan. A man who believes in the second amendment. A businessman. Political condoms. With a love of his country as free as his hair. Joe knows what its like to need that next paycheck. I am never going to financially recover from this. To beat a sleepy joe, it takes a crazy joe. Trump exotic 2024. Grab america by the im donald trump and i approve this message. Whether that bitch Carole Baskin likes it or not. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know trump has a real opportunity here. He could pardon joe exotic, rudy giuliani, jared from subway, suge knight, under a becky, put them all in a house, and boom, donald trump celebrity penitentiary this summer on abc. [ cheers and applause ] now its time for something fun and maybe illuminating too. From time to time we play a game where we pit elder against junior in a battle of the ages. This is one of those times. Its a special remote video chat edition of generation gap. [ cheers and applause ] our first player is an octogenarian who loves Frank Sinatra and puzzle books. From destin, florida, say hello to bobbi wyndham. I like your hat. Its me. This is me. Jimmy i like you. What year were you born, bobbi . What year . 1933. Jimmy 1933. Who was president in 1933 . I dont remember. I just know i was born on abraham lincolns birthday. Jimmy you were, okay, very good. February the 12th. Jimmy bobbis challenger tonight is a High School Freshman from dover, delaware. Lets say hello to asea hernandes, hello. Hi. I like your head gear too, asea. Thank you. Jimmy what year were you born, by the way . 2005. Jimmy okay, 2005. Who was president in 2005, way back then, do you remember . I could not tell you, i really couldnt. Jimmy we are off to a very bad start triviawise. [ laughter ] this game is called generation gap because theres a gap in your ages. Im going to ask you each questions from your opponents era, vaguely. If you get it right, you get points. If you get it wrong, the other person has a chance to steal and get points. You got it . All right. Its easy, just answer the questions. Lets play. The first question is for you, bobbi. Name this famous baby. Uh um im not sure. Jimmy you want to take a guess . I ive seen him on something. Jimmy all right, bobbi, your time is up. Asea . Baby yoda . Jimmy baby yoda is correct. [ cheers and applause ] bobbi, have you ever seen any of the star wars movies . Yeah. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] all right, well yeah. Thats yoda. Thats the guy. All right . Asea, this question is for you. Name this famous baby. Isnt that the baby with like whose face is on the formula . Jimmy well, youre close. But you have to tell us which product. The milk product . Jimmy it is not correct. Bobbi, you have a chance to steal. Can you name that baby . Is that the heinz baby . [ laughter ] jimmy no. The heinz baby . Like a ketchup baby . Theres no ketchup baby. No. Jimmy bobbi, did you feed your children ketchup . [ laughter ] thats the gerber baby we were looking for. All right. All right, next question is for asea. What is this . What is this . That right there is a jukebox . Jimmy that is correct, yes. [ cheers and applause ] bobbi, what is this . Im sorry, i have no earthly idea what that is. [ laughter ] jimmy asea, do you know what that is . No, for a second i didnt, but im pretty sure that is a new xbox, right . Jimmy it is an xbox, yes. [ applause ] bobbi, hang in there you can catch up, theres still time. Im trying. Jimmy bobbi, the next question is for you. What show featured this group of loveable children . This is a netflix show. Uh thats not our gang, is it . Jimmy whats that . Our gang . Jimmy that is not our gang, no. But its funny. Asea, what show featured this group of adorable kids . The little rascals . Jimmy thats right. Also our gang. Bobbi, youre not winning. Youre not winning the game. Sorry. Jimmy its okay. All right. Asea, what is the name of this character . Im getting very much pickle vibes. Im going to say pickle boy. Jimmy it is not. That is not pickle boy, no, no. That is not. Bobbi, do you know the name of that character . Uh i do, but i cant think of it. I give up. Jimmy he had a sidekick named pokey. [ laughter ] pokey . Jimmy well, no, his sidekicks named pokey. Its gumby, dammit, thats who were looking for, gumby, gumby. Thats okay. All right, okay. Jimmy bobbi, what is the name of this character . Heavens, i have no earthly idea. Weird looking. [ laughter ] jimmy asea, do you know who that is . I havent seen the newest toy story movie, but sporky . Jimmy that is correct, hes a fork. What weve done in the 20s, we just put a y at the end of things. Its forky. Okay. Jimmy all right. One final question. This is for 50 points. All right . And its from a special guest. Lets bring in the special guest with the special question. [ cheers and applause ] there he is. Go ahead, special by the way, whoever answers this first gets it right, okay . Go ahead. Bobbi, i want you to concentrate. [ laughter ] which actor was the best batman . Jimmy which actor was the best batman . You but i cant think of your name jimmy you want to take a guess . Brad pitt. Jimmy its brad pitt yeah, after i won the oscar i dont take care of myself anymore. [ laughter ] jimmy well, lets call it a tie. Congratulations to asea and bobbi. Sorry, george. [ applause ] oh, wow. Thats you know what . We go away, they put us in quarantine, when we come out nobody knows who the hell they are anymore. Youre both winners tonight. Bobbi, were getting you a pair of yeezys in your size. Asea, a pair of orthopedic shoes. Congratulations. Thanks for playing generation gap. Weve got a great show. Amanda seyfried is with us. Music from tones and i and George Clooney. Ferrero rocher. Smooth chocolate. Crunchy hazelnut. Lovingly layered and wrapped in gold. At target, order today aand get it today d. Just use target same day delivery or drive up. For groceries, gifts and more on your list. 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Jimmy you would love it. This is her music called fly away. Music from tones and i. Tomorrow night, our guests are zendaya, and diego luna, with music from paris jackson. Please join us for that. Our first guest is an oscarwinning actor and producer, humanitarian, and tequila magnate. He is the director and star of the new movie the midnight sky, it premieres december 23rd on netflix. Please welcome George Clooney [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were not supposed to do it but its all right. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy how are you . Im good, how are you . Jimmy its very good to see you in the flesh. Its good to see you in the flesh. Jimmy thanks for coming. We just talk on email. Jimmy i know. Every once in a while i have some prank idea that only you can pull off. You send me things, then i show medical to my wife, and all i hear is oh no. Im like, oh yeah. Jimmy hows everything . Boy, i got i have one 3yearold at home, i cant imagine having two 3yearolds. Two . Yeah, its a little crazy. And also, we did a really dumb thing which is we they speak fluent italian. Jimmy wow. Fluent italian at 3. But i dont speak italian. My wife doesnt speak italian. [ laughter ] so we really its terrible. Weve armed them with a language jimmy a secret language. Ill say, clean up your room. Theyre like [ speaking italian ] jimmy i imagine its very cute. How is it that your kids learned to speak italian . My son, first of all, barely with the english. [ laughter ] even feliz navidad. He says police navidad. I thought thats what it was. Im from kentucky, english is a second language for me. Jimmy youve been here in l. A. The whole time . The whole time. Jimmy during this thing . Yeah, it was you know, doing all the stuff. All the things you did when you were a young bachelor, when you were struggling, right . Its all laundry and mopping and dishes. I wood stained the entire house. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy did you do a good job . Probably not. [ laughter ] but i was busy for a while. It kept me out of the room with the kids speaking italian. Jimmy right. Do you cook for the kids . Yeah, i cook well, i cook for the family, im the chef. Jimmy the family cook. My wife, she does amazing things. She gets journalists out of jail in countries, azerbaijan, egypt. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right. But when it comes to cooking, she makes reservations, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Thats not her thing. No, she actually she went to hard boil an egg once. And she put it the egg in the pan and turned the oven on, or the stove on, without any water in the pan. [ laughter ] and was confused. Jimmy shes too smart. That was a message to you. It was . Jimmy the message was, boil your own eggs, dr. Ross. [ laughter ] were going that far back, are we . Back 25 years . Jimmy wow, did the kids eat American Food or only italian food . Exactly. No, they eat theyll eat everything, my god. You know, anything you put down, theyll eat. Jimmy yeah, im having trouble with that too. My kids are not eating what i make. No, our kids eat like broccoli and spinach. Jimmy maybe we can exchange children for a while. [ laughter ] sure, sounds like fun for me. Do they speak english . Jimmy never mind exchange children, ill just send mine over there. That would be great, that would be fun. We had to change things in the house. I had to turn my office, which i loved, into a nursery. Jimmy did you really . Yeah, its a terrible thing. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no. I have fixed it a little bit. Jimmy really . Got all these stuffed animals around. I snuck a bottle of tequila in the back of one of them. [ laughter ] ill go in and take care of the kids, dont worry jimmy daddy, why does teddy smell like margaritas . Come here, kids lemme put ya to bed jimmy even you are displaced from your office. Displaced. Its just wrong, man. [ laughter ] its wrong. Jimmy what did you do for thanksgiving . I cooked up a thanksgiving dinner for the four of us. Jimmy you made turkey and everything . Yeah, i know youre a big food hes a foodie, you know. Jimmy i am, yeah. You like jimmy i eat it. You like food. You like it im going to go to copenhagen and get a special mushroom. [ laughter ] thats not food, is it . Jimmy but you did thething . Yeah, i do the stuffing and the turkey and the mashed potatoes. I do all the stuff we did in kentucky action you know. Yams with you cook it in brown sugar. You listen, the secret is just cover everything in butter. Everybodys like jimmy the turkey gets covered in butter, yams, mashed potatoes . Everything. Jimmy half butter . Half butter and everybodys like, this is the best thing ive ever had. Im like, yeah, you might want to check into the hospital. [ laughter ] jimmy this explains why the children are eating. I assume youre aware of this. Youve been in the news for an unusual reason. Because you told a reporter that you flobie your hair, give yourself haircuts. I do, for years. Jimmy for how many years have you been doing this . Well, you know, ive had it for 22 years. Jimmy did you order it off television . No, i got it off of yeah, i i think my assistant got it originally off of television. Then it broke down. Then you couldnt get them for a while. Jimmy people who have assistants shouldnt be flobieing their hair. I got her to flobie my hair. Jimmy i ordered a flobie in march because i could see my hair was starting to get a little shaggy, and i didnt know if id ever be able to get a haircut again. I ordered one. Weirdly, a lot of young people, i mention it, have no idea what im talking about. They dont have that pocket fisherman either. Jimmy right. Remember that . Jimmy the pocket fisherman. Bronco or yeah. Jimmy lets play that commercial so people get an idea of what it is. Before the flobie, only a skilled professional could produce a good layered haircut. 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Jimmy what can we say about the movie, besides the fact that you look like David Letterman . I do. [ laughter ] david might take offense. I dont know, its an interesting film. It was a film about regret and about redemption, about all the sort of other elements that had very little to do with the idea of being in space, being out on the arctic. Its really about, you know, sort of coming to terms with what were capable of doing to one another if we dont pay attention. Jimmy i thought it was so interesting that you finished this movie before covid was a thing. Yeah. Jimmy yet it seems like you made the movie with that in mind. Its really weird. Well, its not its nothing were proud of, to be timely on this film, you know. There is a huge part of the story which is about our inability to communicate and to be home and to be with people you love and to talk to them and see them. So thats a it was one of the major themes in this is just being able to talk. Yeah, we finished shooting in february. Jimmy wow. Got on a plane, came back from london. Went into the editing room, turned on the tv, they were like, this covid things real. Were like, oh. He goes, not to be concerned, it only affects elderly people. I was with grant, my buddy for 40 years. I look at grant, oh, elderly. They said, 55 or older. Im like, what . [ laughter ] im elderly now . Jimmy the little girl, she is terrific. Shes adorable. Shes never acted before. Jimmy really . This little girl, she came in we had the budget for youre working for a kid. You budget for extra days and all this stuff. Every single thing we did with her was one take. I went to the other actors, see that . One take, i dont want to hear about your preparation. Jimmy the twins really could be very valuable. Do you think youd ever put one of those kids or body of the kids in the movie . Just for the money, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy ones bad one day, you get the other one in . I guess you cant really do that. Boy and girl, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy youve had a long and illustrious career in film and television. My personal favorite category, films made for television. Yes. Jimmy and so we thought it might be fun to play a game of was i in it . Oh. Jimmy this is for you. [ cheers and applause ] tell us if you were in it. And if you can remember your characters name you get bonus points, all right . Here we go. A surfer enjoys life with drug money together with his gang in 1980s california. Real movie or not . I think this might be a real movie. It might be a red surf. Jimmy that is correct, red surf. 1989. Do you know who you played . I dont. Jimmy remar. Remar. Ive got one where i played a character named chick chessbro. Jimmy thats a good one, we dont have that one. I was an undercover cop on a harley during the day, rock star at night. You know, works work, you know what im saying . Jimmy history repeats itself when a crew attempts to make a movie in an abandoned school where a terrible tragedy occurred. I did not do that. Jimmy yes, you did. I did . Jimmy return to horror high, 1987. You played oliver. Yes, they actually cut my head off in that one. But the mullet stayed the same. Jimmy a sexy single dad navigates the ins and outs of dating during the irish potato famine. Im going to say i wish i had done that. Jimmy yeah, no, that is not real, but if it were, it would have been called starved for love. All right, lets do one more. Two High School Students are ordered by a judge to spend a year at a military academy where one of the cadets finds out whos responsible for a spate of midnight thefts. Yeah, thats combat high, man. Jimmy that is combat high. And do you remember the name of your character in combat high . Robert culps son, keith gordon was in the answer is, no, i dont. Jimmy you played major benefbiff woods. [ laughter ] because harry was taken . 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Join target circle on the target app. Saturday and sunday only. Save more with target circle. Only at target. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there, welcome back. Music from tones and i is on the way. Our next guest is a very talented actor. Shes worked with everyone from meryl streep and cher to ted the bear. Next you can see her with gary oldman in the new David Fincher movie mank, it premieres friday on netflix. Say hello to Amanda Seyfried. Im hoping because its just after midnight that i am the first to wish you a happy birthday. Youre the second. I just got a text asking if it was my birthday. Jimmy oh, well that doesnt count at all. In fact, thats in the negative category, as far as im concerned. [ laughter ] thanks for being the first. Jimmy thats right. I really appreciate it. Jimmy do you have any plans . Are you allowed to have plans right now . I have no plans. Theres going to be dueling cakes. My sisterinlaw is going to make a cake and my moms going to make a cake and im going to eat them both. [ laughter ] jimmy this is literally a dueling cake situation because theyre making the same kind of cake . No. Theyre not. Jimmy okay, all right. Because that would be cruel to pit them against each other in that way. I hope. [ laughter ] jimmy this is something ive though about doing. You did something very special for your husband on his birthday. Yes. Jimmy tell us what you did. You want me to tell you . Okay. So i have a friend named nash who is a filmmaker and has made some really great short films. Anyway, he gave me the idea to dress up as a bear. Dress up as a bear, hide in the woods, and surprise someone you love, or someone you hate [ laughter ] someone i love. So i sent my daughter and my husband, tommy, on a scavenger hadnt through the woods with really thoughtful poems to send him to the next spot. And at the end was going to be me, you know, running away as the bear, and they think they think this elusive bear. You know, it was great. It worked. It totally worked. Jimmy where did you get the bear costume . I got it on a website. Jimmy okay. It didnt come as it had you know, it it looked really great, realistic, on the website. It was just a piece of [ bleep ] when it came. [ laughter ] it still fit. And it still worked. From far away. If you look at it too closely, you know its not real. Jimmy so you also did the courtesy of videotaping this. We have the video here now. Heres your husband, your daughter, in the woods. Oh my god, just so cute. Jimmy yeah, very cute, theyre both cute. Hes drinking. Heres the moment. Jimmy theres the bear. Im scratching my back. Then i try to run away and it doesnt look he really thinks thats the bear. Then he gets it. Thank god he didnt, a, have a gun on him. Jimmy yes, yeah. I will say when you live in the woods, its a lot of people have it, hes very safe with it, its locked away. I was also afraid that a bear would find me attractive, think i was a bear. Jimmy like a bugs bunny cartoon. There are risks that you take for funny, you know . That was my big risk. Jimmy so will he do you enjoy being scared . Will he retaliate in any way . He threatens constantly. But i im the person i am that person who will when youre going up the stairs together, i will run to the next room and hide behind the door, even though i was just with you, just to get that scare. Jimmy that thrill, yeah. Its been bad, its bad. Jimmy yeah. Can i make a recommendation . Its good to get one of those little cameras in your car, and then when people walk in front of your car, you can honk, then you get them on videotape. [ laughter ] yeah youre right. I could just watch it over and over again. Jimmy yes, yes. [ bleep ]. Jimmy tell me about this movie mank. There are several besides the movie itself being interesting, David Fincher, the great director this is a movie that his late father wrote. And he brought to fruition. Yeah. From what i know, im a huge David Fincher fan, so ive seen his movies, ive seen almost all his movies. I know hes very particular, i know hes very pays such attention to detail. His movies are really flawless, to me, just so realistic and weird at times and just awesome. And the fact that he was now like taking this script his late father wrote, you know, as passionate as he is about everything else, to be probably that much more passionate, i just knew this was going to be a masterpiece. How crazy is it walking into a movie where you just know its going to be incredible . Jimmy thats a lot of pressure to put on david. You play a real person whos now deceased, but at one time was not. [ laughter ] an actor, marian davies. For sure. Jimmy the movie is surrounding the making of another movie, citizen kane. Yes. Only every classic movie had the backstory, the filming of the backstory. Its so fascinating. Like of course, of course you should anybody should make a movie, thank god it was david. Yeah, marian davies. Shes quite a catch. She was a real kind of a it seemed like a fairytale jumping into the shoes of marian davies, such a glamorous movie star from the 30s. Jimmy did you know that you are, according to the gold derby website, the favorite to win the oscar for best supporting actress right now . This week . Jimmy right now, yeah, today. Great, listen, ill take it. [ cheers and applause ] ill take whatever i can get. I hope i it was really amazing. I did work hard on this, for sure. It is a great movie. I like my performance. But you never expect this kind of stuff to happen, so when it does, its great. Jimmy will you commit to wearing the bear costume on the red carpet at the Academy Awards . [ laughter ] i would do worse. If i felt like i was allowed to. I dont want anything, you know, to take away from anybody else. [ laughter ] but yes, if someone would have found me that realistic bear costume, i would wear it on the red carpet. Jimmy that would be a nice, very sweet tribute to nash. Thanks for being with us. Mank premieres friday on netflix. Amanda seyfried, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. Real be back with tones and i. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. vo add some thrill to your wish list. At the season of audi sales event. Get exceptional offers now. But you can work out anything wowith comcast business. W. Get fast, reliable, and secure internet on the nations largest gig speed network. Flexible tools like wifi you control. Voice solutions that connect you from anywhere. And expert advice here, here, or even here. Be fast. Be flexible. Bounce forward with comcast business. Get started with a powerful internet and voice solution for just 64. 90 a month. Plus, for a limited time, ask how to get a 500 prepaid card when you upgrade. Switch today. vo add some thrill to your wish list. At the season of audi sales event. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thank you to Amanda Seyfried, George Clooney, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, her new single is called fly away. From melbourne, australia tones and i and i had a dream that someday i would just fly fly away and i always knew i couldnt stay so i had a dream that id just fly away ive been on my own for a minute is it only me out here searching for the place to begin it is it me is it you is it fear standing on the line i was given people stare and ask me why im here no one seems to think that i fit in but i dont wanna be like them no cause i dont wanna be like them cause i know that i know that i cause i had a dream that someday i would just fly fly away and i always knew i couldnt stay so i had a dream that id just fly away oooh oh woahh woahhh oh id fly away no one knew how low i was feeling i was scared to reach for it all knowing i was here for a reason but was scared that if i tried id fall so where do i go now that im in it i never thought itd be like this dreaming all my life then i did it oh the grass is greener than it is cause i had a dream that someday i would just fly fly away and i always knew i couldnt stay so i had a dream that id just fly away oooh oh woahh woahhh id fly away oooh oh woahh woahhh id fly away cause i had a dream that someday i would just fly fly away i always knew i couldnt stay so i had a dream that id just fly away away oooh oh woahh woahhh id fly away oooh oh woahh woahhh id fly away Mmmmmm Mmmmmm this is nightline. 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