[ laughter ] which i think is a nice personal touch. Thats whos responsible. [ laughter ] fred trump. And this is funny. They hand out tickets for this event. They hand out actual hard tickets. These are the tickets they handed out. You see right there youre invited to the address to the congress on the state of the uniom. [ laughter ] so were already off to a good start. [ laughter ] if im not mistaken, the uniom was the side that won the civil warm. Isnt that right . [ laughter ] is there nothing they cant screw up . Thats because were real americans, not some pansyass spellers. [ cheers and applause ] theres a good chance trump thinks the state of the union means he gets to present the award for his favorite state tomorrow. And the state of the union is florida. Congratulations florida. Ill see you all at maralago. [ applause ] donald trump will deliver the state of the union at 9 00 tomorrow night, and at 10 00 Melania Trump will give us an update on the state of their union. [ lau
Day today. I hope you had a good weekend. I had a good weekend. It was quiet here in l. A. This weekend because for the first time in 15 years the Grammy Awards were in new york. They left us and went to new york. And i dont know if location had anything to do with it, but the ratings for the grammys were way down. They were down by 24 . Which is a shame. Ill tell you why. Because the energy forget the Grammy Awards themselves. The energy the performers were radiating before the show on the red carpet was so powerful i assumed this was going to be the biggest show yet. With me now. Whats going on . Whats going on . How are you . Im good. Yeah . What are you feeling tonight . Feeling normal. Yeah . What are you going to do inside . You excited about what the nights going to bring tonight . Of course huge nominations by the way. Yeah. Whats next for you . Waking up. Eat some pop tarts. [ laughter ] jimmy lil uzi. [ cheers and applause ] waking up, eating pop tarts. He should really think
From england, ed sheeran won two grammy awards. But poor ed sheeran. He was up for best pop Solo Performance in a category, he was up against four female nominees and when he won twitter attacked him. This is ridiculous and this year of all years, how dare ed sheeran beat those women. You know ed sheeran didnt actually beat any women. [ laughter ] there was a vote. I mean, whats he supposed to do . Write less popular songs . The big winner of last night was bruno mars. Bruno won six grammy awards. [ cheers and applause ] including song of the year, album of the year, and record of the year. You shouldnt be able to win that many categories for the same thing. Imagine tuning in to the oscars to see meryl streep win best actress, best actress with long hair, and best actress in a movie about newspapers. Its too much. [ laughter ] and not only that, bruno mars now, show this. This is bruno mars accepting an award for song of the year for the song thats what i like. Song of the years an awa
Day today. I hope you had a good weekend. I had a good weekend. It was quiet here in l. A. This weekend because for the first time in 15 years the Grammy Awards were in new york. They left us and went to new york. And i dont know if location had anything to do with it, but the ratings for the grammys were way down. They were down by 24 . Which is a shame. Ill tell you why. Because the energy forget the Grammy Awards themselves. The energy the performers were radiating before the show on the red carpet was so powerful i assumed this was going to be the biggest show yet. With me now. Whats going on . Whats going on . How are you . Im good. Yeah . What are you feeling tonight . Feeling normal. Yeah . What are you going to do inside . You excited about what the nights going to bring tonight . Of course huge nominations by the way. Yeah. Whats next for you . Waking up. Eat some pop tarts. [ laughter ] jimmy lil uzi. [ cheers and applause ] waking up, eating pop tarts. He should really think