Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20180130

Day today. I hope you had a good weekend. I had a good weekend. It was quiet here in l. A. This weekend because for the first time in 15 years the Grammy Awards were in new york. They left us and went to new york. And i dont know if location had anything to do with it, but the ratings for the grammys were way down. They were down by 24 . Which is a shame. Ill tell you why. Because the energy forget the Grammy Awards themselves. The energy the performers were radiating before the show on the red carpet was so powerful i assumed this was going to be the biggest show yet. With me now. Whats going on . Whats going on . How are you . Im good. Yeah . What are you feeling tonight . Feeling normal. Yeah . What are you going to do inside . You excited about what the nights going to bring tonight . Of course huge nominations by the way. Yeah. Whats next for you . Waking up. Eat some pop tarts. [ laughter ] jimmy lil uzi. [ cheers and applause ] waking up, eating pop tarts. He should really think about changing his name to lil snoozy because [ laughter ] then the show started and the grammys were handed out. Among the big winners, comptons own Kendrick Lamar won five Grammy Awards. [ cheers and applause ] from england, ed sheeran won two Grammy Awards. But poor ed sheeran. He was up for best pop Solo Performance in a category, he was up against four female nominees and when he won twitter attacked him. This is ridiculous and this year of all years, how dare ed sheeran beat those women. You know ed sheeran didnt actually beat any women. [ laughter ] there was a vote. I mean, whats he supposed to do . Write less popular songs . The big winner of last night was bruno mars. Bruno won six Grammy Awards. [ cheers and applause ] including song of the year, album of the year, and record of the year. You shouldnt be able to win that many categories for the same thing. Imagine tuning in to the oscars to see meryl streep win best actress, best actress with long hair, and best actress in a movie about newspapers. Its too much. [ laughter ] and not only that, bruno mars now, show this. This is bruno mars accepting an award for song of the year for the song thats what i like. Song of the years an award for song writing. Look at how many guys wrote this song. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Youre telling me eight people sat down and wrote i gotta condo in manhattan baby girl whats happening . [ laughter ] eight guys . [ applause ] thats what i like. The song had four words in it. Well, you cant expect one person to be able to rhyme miami with jammies. Its a multi [ laughter ] one of the songs that they beat for song of the year was despa sooeto, which you know, everyone was saying oh, god, this song again. Ill be honest. Last night, first time i ever heard it. [ laughter ] in fact, my daughter jane, who is 3 years old, walked in the room. I said janev you ever heard this song before . She goes, yeah, despacito. [ laughter ] she pronounced it like a local news anchor overenunciating. [ laughter ] then i tried get her to sing it. I said you know this song . How does it go . She looks at the tv, goes, it goes like that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] by the way, did you see i dont know if you saw the performance of despacito. But if not this is how it went. Pacito, pacito President Trump took one look at that and canceled the wall. [ cheers and applause ] all construction on the wall stops until we can figure out what the hell is going on with that dancer. [ laughter ] instead of the wall hes building a water slide so can get here more easily. [ laughter ] jayz didnt win any of the eight grammys he was nominated for last night but he did get a tweet from the president. Jayz was on the van jones show saturday night on cnn and i guess trump didnt like what he had to say because he teetded somebody please inform jayz that because of my policies black unemployment has just been reported to be at the lowest rate ever recorded. I dont know what policy hes talking about. He didnt even get a piece of major legislation passed until december and black unemployment has been going down in pretty much a Straight Line since 2010. In other words, the credit for lower black unemployment ironically goes to an unemployed black guy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] weve got a new twitter feud. Its jayz versus crazy. [ laughter ] they should solve this with a rap battle, winner gets to be president. I think thats the way to go. Donald trump is right now gearing up for his first state of the union speech. Its tomorrow night. State of the union is the one day of the year president s are supposed to brag about their accomplishments. So hes been training for this really for his whole life. The theme of this speech is they released the theme today, its safe, strong, proud. Based on the three words he never heard from his father. [ laughter ] which i think is a nice personal touch. Thats whos responsible. [ laughter ] fred trump. And this is funny. They hand out tickets for this event. They hand out actual hard tickets. These are the tickets they handed out. You see right there youre invited to the address to the congress on the state of the uniom. [ laughter ] so were already off to a good start. [ laughter ] if im not mistaken, the uniom was the side that won the civil warm. Isnt that right . [ laughter ] is there nothing they cant screw up . Thats because were real americans, not some pansyass spellers. [ cheers and applause ] theres a good chance trump thinks the state of the union means he gets to present the award for his favorite state tomorrow. And the state of the union is florida. Congratulations florida. Ill see you all at maralago. [ applause ] donald trump will deliver the state of the union at 9 00 tomorrow night, and at 10 00 Melania Trump will give us an update on the state of their union. [ laughter ] and then ive got Stormy Daniels on our show tomorrow. Porn star. [ applause ] the wall street journal says trump paid off. I have a lot of questions for stormy. People are excited about this. I got a number of emails from a number of envious fellow latenight talk show hosts about this booking. But Stormy Daniels will be on our show after the state of the union tomorrow night. This will be the president s second major presentation this week. He was in davos, switzerland over the weekend speaking at the World Economic forum. And also he was there to share his message of peace, prosperity, and humility. My message is peace and prosperity. Thats what we have. And we have a tremendous crowd. And a crowd like theyve never had before. They tell me this is a crowd like they have never had before in davos. Including all of you people like theyve never had before. Thats good. I assume theyre here because of klaus. Jimmy poor klaus. Are we sure klaus is okay . [ laughter ] while he was in daf ogs trump sat down with cnbc where i think he made what was a bombshell admission. Reciprocal. I want reciprocal. If theyre going to charge 100 for a motorcycle it should be 100 the other way too. And you know, when you mention attacks at the border, a 10 tax on the border for everything coming in, im a free trader. Totally. Im a fair trader. Im all kinds of trader. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as if that wasnt enough, the president also did an interview with piers morgan while he was overseas, which is funny because you know, piers morgan was on the celebrity apprentice. This was a bit of a reunion for them. Last time they were together trump was choosing between piers and trace adkins for the title of celebrity apprentice. Piers is back in england now, where trump is not well liked. 63 of brits disapprove of the job hes doing. But it seems that nobody passed that note to donald. A lot of stuff has been going on between you and my country. Which has been i think its good. I think im very popular in your country. Lets not be too hasty, mr. President. But i believe that. I really do. I get so much fan mail from people in your country. Jimmy fan mail. Was that fan mail all in handwriting that is suspiciously similar to Kellyanne Conways . [ laughter ] [ applause ] fan mail. Meanwhile, one prominent former trump staffer, omarosa, has a new job. She will be joining the cast of celebrity big brother. Aka get out 2. [ laughter ] insiders say she left the white house for big brother because she wanted a more stable work environment. And this is a start because omarosa could become the first person ever eliminated from the apprentice, the trump administration, and celebrity big brother. I like this idea. I have to say i think big brother should be nothing but former members of the trump administration. Announcer they went from the white house to our house. Join seven ousted trump staffers. Omarosa, sean spicer, steve bannon, anthony scaramucci, james comey, pikiell flynn and sally yates. Locked inside the big brother house for three months of drama. Its a pretty closeknit group. Hes a total and complete phony. Backstabbing. Where i grew up in the neighborhood im from were front stabbers. And revenge. Im going to go after her with a vengeance of all of omarosa. With 76 cameras and 100 microphones capturing their every move. Lordy, i hope there are tapes. And the winner gets to move back into the white house. Its never going to happen. Never going to happen. Bigley brother tuesdays at 8 00. 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Doesnt look spiky. No, its completely spiky. Ill show you him later, but these are a little softer quills, and then deep in there are the hard ones that are the big defense. Jimmy and what about the hair on your head . Is that its hard now but thats more productrelated. I wont prick you with my quills. Jimmy be very careful when you get here. Dave has all kinds of animals and he will be here later. Speaking of adorable animals, have you seen the video of the rat taking a shower yet . If you havent, youre going to. Its got about 2 million views on twitter right now. Well, if youve never seen a rodent lather up before, allow me to present the shower rat. [ laughter ] its like Stuart Little for real. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] get that rat a deal with head shoulders. I dont think thats a rat. I think that may be a good metaphor for 2018. You know . Earlier tonight here on abc the love gods showered us with a new episode of the bachelor. Arie and the women went to ft. Lauderdale because that city doesnt get enough stds during spring break. Once again the star of the show tonight was krystal. I know you havent seen the show yet but basically what happened was they split the women into teams, they all went bowling, and the idea was whichever team won was supposed to get time with arie and the losers would get sent home. So krystals team won but then arie changed his mind and invited the losing team to come out too because he felt bad and thats when krystal lost it and barricaded herself in the room which did not make her a favorite with the other ladies. But krystal doesnt care because she thinks she is better than the other ladies. Im sorry, i just i feel like a lot of the girls here dont operate at my level and im tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. Like im done. Done. That was glitter. Glitter. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. What . Lets see that again. Because that was glitter. Glitter. [ laughter ] jimmy what does that is that a thing . That was glitter . No. It doesnt mean anything. But that is how im going to end every argument from now on. [ laughter ] that was glitter. [ applause ] and you know, while it might seem like krystal was bei in in petty by staying in her room and refusing to be part of the group date according to krystal thats not at all what was going on in the room. Yesterday i wasnt hiding in my room. I was investing in myself. And growing from the struggle that happened and the challenge. Like there was discovery. Jimmy right. She was investing in herself and discovering. [ laughter ] she could be the next White House Press secretary. Thats a hell of a spin. [ cheers and applause ] thats a worldclass spin. So the big question is after all that the hysterics, the arrogance, the immature behavior, did arie send krystal home . And the answer is no of course he didnt. Krystal got a rose. Shes still in. I dont know, maybe aries scared to cut her loose. 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The harrison app. Well say goodbye so you dont have to. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show we have music from zz ward with fitz from fitz and the tantrums. Dave salomoni is here. And well be right back with chadwick boseman. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by febreze. Neil lane designs for hollywoods biggest stars. And at kay, he designs for the star in your life. This ring was inspired by an art deco design that goes back 100 years. At kay. The numberone Jewelry Store for. Yes. Every kiss begins with kay. You doing your taxes . Yeah. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. H r block more zero lets you file online for free. Get your taxes won. A jimmy we do have a lot of teachers who come to the show. And typically they say the High School Students are threatening to kill them and stuff like that. Welcome to ireland. Its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight, from animal planet, dave salmoni is here with his wild animal friends. Dave brought lets see. Dave brought a hedgehog, a sixfoot monitor lizard, and a cinereous vulture with him. Theyll be inside the building. Then, her latest album is called the storm. Zz ward with fitz of fitz and the tantrums from the mercedesbenz stage. Later this week, well be joined by jamie dornan, lupita nyongo, danai gurira, billy eichner, and well have music from russell dickerson, ty segall and rick springfield. And tomorrow night, Kerry Washington and Stormy Daniels will be with us. Theyre here to promote scandals of a different type. So please join us for that after the state of the union. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight stars as the classic Marvel Comics hero known as tchalla, also known as black panther. Uh turn on the train on the bottom track. You are without protection. Jimmy black panther opens in theaters february 16th. Please welcome chadwick boseman. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . I like that youre in all black. It makes me feel like the black panther is here. Well, you know, this is the first stop for the premiere night. Its a big night. Jimmy its i big night. The premiere is right across the street tr our theater. You mentioned you have like 41 First Cousins or something the last time you were here. On one side. Jimmy on one side. How many family members did you have to bring to this premiere . Have to bring . Jimmy how many family members did you bring willingly and delightedly to this premiere . I think eight or nine. I dont want to say because everybody didnt get to come and i feel bad about it. Jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] so you got a lot of calls and you had to say no, im sorry, theres not enough room . Yeah, but you know, what theyll see it you will see it. Where can i look right in the camera . Jimmy right behind you. Right behind me . [ laughter ] you will see it like in atlanta or new york or jimmy anywhere where youre not, they will see it, right . [ laughter ] yes. No, ill be in new york. Jimmy you will be in new york. Then will you have another batch of family members in new york . Yes. Jimmy i love that. Then youre going to south korea to promote, right . Thats right. Jimmy do you have family in south korea . No. Jimmy no, you do not. Actually, i do. Jimmy you do. Im joking. [ laughter ] jimmy who knows with you . Youve got a lot of family members. I probably do. Jimmy are you going to be there for the olympics . Will you be there at that time . I think we will for maybe part of it. Jimmy oh, thats fun. Do you think youll get to go to anything . No. Jimmy you wont get to see only when you travel with Robert Downey do you get to see anything. Jimmy is that true . Yeah. Because he puts in days where you can see some things. Jimmy i like that. Thats smart. He has the clout to do that. Hes ironman. Jimmy hes ironman. [ laughter ] so youll go there but you wont be with Robert Downey. We will not. Jimmy thats unfortunate. Maybe ask him to come along. Michael, lupita. We dont have that same clout yet. Jimmy you will have it soon. I saut movie, and i loved it. I thought it was great. Black panther. The music is great and the whole thing is great. And all i could think of the whole time is i wish i was black panther. [ laughter ] you know, maybe we can arrange the suit or something. Jimmy i dont think ill fit in the suit. I think the suit would look a little like a balloon animal if i was in it. [ laughter ] you know, they make it to fit whatever i dont know what its going to look like but theyll make it to fit you. Jimmy its not going to look good. Lets just say that. [ laughter ] in the suit itself do you have the suit . Did you keep the suit . No. Jimmy you did not. I wouldnt even want it because you know, marvel is so tight with their secrets. I wouldnt want somebody to come in and steal it from me or something and you know jimmy are they worried like kim jong un is going to get the technology and make his own black panther over there . Yeah, i think so. [ laughter ] i think so. Jimmy have you seen the movie in a theater yet . Like with a crowd. I have not. Tonight will be the first time. Jimmy thats exciting. Is that the best thing about i mean, maybe its not. But to me i think the best thing about being an actor, especially in a big action movie like this, would be watching it for the first time with all the people. Yes and no. Its really its scary sometimes to see it with people because you dont know how theyre going to respond. I usually see it at the premiere. And then after that i dont watch any of the other screenings while were on the press tour until much later ill go in and see it with a regular audience. Jimmy thats great. Do they ever spot you when youre in the theater . Not if i dont want them to. Jimmy are there times where you want them to . No. Jimmy no, never . No. Jimmy see first, was black panther in the middle of the movie, id jump right on the stage. Id be like hey, everybody, look whos here. [ laughter ] and then id race oust theater just to freak them out. No. Jimmy before they can get their phones out. Then nobody would believe them. You dont do stuff like that. No. I dont want to disturb their experience. Jimmy youre the black panther and im not i guess really in a way. By the way, i thought this is very interesting. You were named you got the award for most popular u. S. Actor in china. And this is a photograph of [ cheers and applause ] the presentation. Now, may i ask, first of all, how is it possible that you are the most popular u. S. Actor in china . Which of your movies did they really latch on to . I dont know. Marshall. Jimmy they love Thurgood Marshall in china. Its unbelievable. It has to be panther. I dont know. I want to know how they you know what was weird about that experience . Jimmy it looks like everything, based on this photo. [ laughter ] yeah. I didnt understand anything that was going on. Jimmy it was all in chinese . It was all in chinese. All of a sudden its all chinese and you hear your name. Youre like oh, my god, its my turn. And then i was like im not supposed to speak. The language barrier was crazy for me. Jimmy yeah, well, sure. But it was a fun experience, and i still dont know how i got it. Jimmy were you confused when they called you and told you about this . Yeah. I said im going to accept it, you know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you go to china for this to no. It was right down the street. [ laughter ] they came here. Jimmy china came here to give you this trophy. It was right on vine street. Jimmy are you sure this wasnt a prank . [ laughter ] hey. If it was, it was a really good one. Jimmy it was really well done. Its still going. Jimmy well, thats why youre here. Im here to tell you that [ laughter ] chadwick, you that was a prank. We have the tape. No, im just kidding. [ laughter ] i wish id thought of it, though. You could have used that. Jimmy i know. You know, we should do that to matt damon. Be like oh, they loved new great wall. You were fantastic. [ laughter ] ooh. Ooh. Jimmy itll be all right. Are you kidding . Youre my henchman in this one. I hope everybody goes to see this movie. Its so much fun. And as a longtime Marvel Comics fan, i mean, i remember black panther when i was a kid was one of the coolest heroes in the world that they created, is excellent and well worth seeing. Chadwick boseman, everybody. Black panther opens in theaters sxichlt and imax february 16th. Well be right back with wild animals. This is nick. And this is sophia, the light of his life. This is lauren. And this is her new place, which will soon be crammed with all her friends. This is stephen. This is where he schools his military buddies. This is april. She got her sweet tooth from her dad. This is sprinkles. And this is dee. This is her dream job. This is cassie. These are her backup dancers. And this is mike. This is his weekly barbeque club. This is alex with all the friends that will like her post from friday night. And this, this is the lifeline all these people bravely called to find hope. Not every picture tells the whole story. Question your lens. 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The perfect position seat in the lincoln continenental. but it feels like another life yeah, im trying to stay strong hey but sometimes i realize that the further i go the more that i know that i want to go home [ snorting ] when you and your money are treated with respect, you prosper. And at Santander Bank respect adds up. Jimmy were back. Still to come, music from zz ward and fitz. When our next guest found out black panther was on the show tonight, he turned up with a duffel bag full of raw antelope meat. [ laughter ] but he was sadly mistaken. He is the large predator expert for animal planet, where on sunday you can watch puppy bowl 14. Please say hello to the canadian tarzan. Dave salomoni, everybody. Dave . [ cheers and applause ] hi, dave. Great to see you. How are you . Great. Yourself . Jimmy whos your friend . This is an asian water monitor. Have a seat. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] here you go, big guy. Jimmy these are dangerous. I know these are dangerous. I would never bring you anything dangerous. Jimmy you many times brought me dangerous things. I sometimes bring you dangerous things. But this guy is great. Have a seat there. Today im going to show you all kinds of adaptations. And this guys perfectly jimmy look at that, hes licking zz ward right now. [ laughter ] first thing youre going to notice is his camouflage. He can hide with this. So anything smaller than it he can grab a hold of and it becomes food. Jimmy mmhmm. Tail. Look at his tail. Come over look at his tail. Jimmy im worried about his head. Im not worried about the tail. Lets turn him around. Here you go. There you go. So lets talk about head now. Jimmy this is worse now, by the way. [ laughter ] no, this is better. Come on, big guy. You can pet him. Jimmy i dont want to pet him. Why would i want to pet him . He doesnt want me to put him. You think he likes to be petted . He does. Im going to show you. Like a puppy you go right under jimmy like a puppy. You grab him like this. You can give him nice hard pats. How about if i give him a nice pat way in the back . He loves that. Hi, big guy. Jimmy you think he really loves it . I know he loves it. Hes going to lean into it. It helps calm him down. Jimmy what are you going to do to help calm me down . I could give you some meat. Would you like some meat . Jimmy just pet me a little bit. Do you want to feed this guy . Jimmy no, not at all. No, i dont. I want you to take this. Jimmy what is that . Its a piece of meat. Come around to his face. Youre going to show it to him. Jimmy hell eat that big piece of meat . Oh, he would easily eat my hand. You do it. Jimmy oh, no. Just give it to him. Hold it in your hand. Jimmy there you go. Hey. Hey. There you go. Jimmy wow. [ applause ] one of the things youre going to notice with this guy have a seat back down here. You can continue to pet him. Jimmy hes not going to get in a frenzy now, is he . Hes not going to go in a frenzy. Hes perfectly calm, relax. He knows thats his meat. Hes fast and hes strong. When he gets a hold of something he wants to eat he use thats big bite. Hes got a really strong bite. His cousin is the Komodo Dragon and they kill such big things that they actually have venom sachs. Jimmy oh. Youre focused. Jimmy he doesnt have venom . He doesnt have venom. His jaw is very strong. Jimmy hey, chew it, man. You dont swallow like that. Youre going to choke. He just swallowed it. He usually eats live animals. Hes a predator. Hell eat anything you feed him. Jimmy do you know this guy . [ laughter ] we had a dragon stolen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you want some gloves . Jimmy this one i need gloves. Yeah, ill wear gloves. Put your gloves on. Jimmy this one i need gloves . You dont have to. Jimmy i do want to put gloves on, yeah. [ laughter ] take your gloves off. Jimmy im going to keep the glofsz gloves on. Or keep your gloves on. This is a hedgehog. As we talk about adaptations. This is a lazier one. This is a busier one. The number one adaptation is hes got quills. You feel those quills . Jimmy i cant. I have gloves on. If he feels a predator is coming hell rollinto a nice ball like that. Jimmy it why does he sound like hes about to explode . Thats part of his defense. He wants to remind you, hes not really good at fighting away predators in any other way except for poking with quills. He makes a noise, jumps and hopes the predator goes thats too spiky. Jimmy do the quills jump off his body is it. No. Jimmy and porcupines, can they throw theirs . No. Everyone thinks they can but they cannot. Jimmy because we watch cartoons. I always try to tell people, these dont make good pets. All the animals you see me bring out, theyre gun pets. This is one where people think theyre awesome pets, theyre nocturnal, they dont want to play with you during the day. Jimmy but on latenight shows they like to be they dont mind because they know theyre going to get tons of snacks. When they come here they get overfed. Jimmy this is what the flintstones used to use to clean their pots and pans, right . Thats exactly right. As you see as theyre about to go away, they have nice short arms for digging holes. Jimmy feed this to the lizard. [ laughter ] so jimmy, im going to need you to come around jimmy hakuna matata. Take your gloves op. Now i want you to come around. Jimmy god only knows what is about to come out now. Holy oh, my god. Hes coming at us [ laughter ] there you go, big guy. Jimmy why did he come at us like that . This is his stump. This is where he likes to be. Come on with me. Jimmy i dont want to be that close to him. Just in case didnt tell you already hes a vulture. Jimmy now, they only eat dead things, right . Right. Theyre scavengers. Were talking adaptations, were trying to jimmy when he says youre a scavenger, its not an insult. Its just a technical term. Hes one best scavengers in the world. Jimmy youre one of the best scavengers in the world. [ laughter ] the things hes adapted hey, big guy. Jimmy what kind of beef is that . Just regular old lean beef. Jimmy smells like a horse. Anytime we bring animals out here we want them to be rewarded and have fun. Come on, i want you to fatsd cameras. Jimmy why do they eat dead things only . Can they eat live things . Theyre not great hunters. Theyre very slow. What theyve adapted to do is they eat off of other things that the predators leave behind. So a big lion will eat a carcass and theres still lots of meat. You see that big beak he has. Thats perfect for picking meat off bones. Another thing i think is super cool is they can smell a carcass from a mile away. So they use those big wings. You see those big wings . Those big flight feathers on the back, theyve adopted for them to be up soaring miles in the sky, they soar around, they dont even have to flap, they see something or smell something, they come down on it, and then they wait until the predators gone. Jimmy its kind of a goodlooking animal, actually. Im complimenting you. Theyre beautiful. Jimmy whats his name . Dexter. Jimmy oh, good. You named him after a serial killer. [ laughter ] he wasnt creepy enough. Hey, big guy. Jimmy all right. Well, lets take a break and let this guy go out in the parking lot and eat somebody or something. [ laughter ] i assume you have other horrors. I have wonderful things for you. Jimmy dave salmoni is here. Well be right back. Sometimes we imagine things far worse than they truly are. But we, er, take a deep breath and do our taxes with turbotax. Now a cpa can review your return with you, am i getting my maximum refund . I checked it, maam. Youre good to go. See, nothing to be afraid of at all. Hello . 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Its puppies playing. Theres kitty halftime. Jimmy is the porcupine on . The porcupine is not on it. But any animals a good animal in my book. This is a north american porcupine. Were talking adaptations. Were trying to teach people how awesome conservation is. These guys are awesome. If you feel jimmy those are spikes, right . These are a lot softer. If you see, on the head up here see those snauler spiky ones. And then back in the tail there, there are the weapons. The big spiky ones are here. You see those there . But if you were to pet him this way youll get a sense for how soft he is. Jimmy he wouldnt do anything weird . Nice and gentle. Jimmy do people use these quills for anything . Decoration for sure. Jimmy hes very soft. Its only a defense. They dont want to get you. This guys super sweet. Jimmy how do you know that . That hes sweet . Jimmy if i was a porcupine id want to get people. They dont want to start a confrontation. They want to warn everybody im dans, just dont come near me. So if something does we talked about before, they dont throw their quills, they jam their quills. These quills actually go in very smooth. You try to pull them out, theres barbs. Once theyre in theyre in. Theyre staying in. Jimmy is this more pork or more pine . [ laughter ] were going to leave the porcupine here. We have some other animals youre going to show us. These animalsle. Oh, now this is up my alley. This is the kind of animal i like. Now, these are potbellied pigs. Do you want to hold one . Jimmy yeah, ill hold a big. Put your arm like a football. Jimmy oh, not like a football. Dont say football. Hold them nice and tight to your body. Youll see theyre super comfortable. Jimmy oh, my god. Theyre so cute. We were talking about the puppy bowl. These guys are the cheerleaders. We have pigs as cheerleaders. Jimmy do they know theyre cheerleaders for the puppy bowl . Yeah, its a big honor. Jimmy eating my shoe. Pigs are omnivorous. Theyll eat almost anything. Jimmy dont eat my shoe, guys. How big will these pigs get . These ones are potbellied. Maximum 20 pounds. But some pigs, they can grow over 500, 600 pounds. Jimmy why are they potbellied . Do they drink . When they get old they actually do get a pot belly. Jimmy you guys are going to be the cheerleaders, huh . Can you do a pyramid . Whoa. He answered me. They are smart, right, pigs . Pigs are really smart. Theyre even smarter than dogs. People say theyre easily trained. People often even have them in their house. You see this guys talking. Jimmy could you take this on an airplane as a comfort animal . I think you probably could. Oh, i know. Jimmy you dont want to go on an airplane . What are you saying . Is dave squeezing you too hard . [ laughter ] yes, you dont want to be on the puppy bowl . You want to be on the well, they hear the word pigskin and im sure theyre not that thrilled. Well, the puppy bowl airs puppy bowl 14, sunday 3 00 eastern on animal planet. Dave salmoni. Thank you, dave. Well be right back with zz ward and fitz. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Hey allergy muddlers. Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec®. Its starts working hard at hour one. And works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. In the state with more ski mountains than any other, family fun reaches a new peak. So whether youre a speed demon or more of a snow angel, your winter chariot awaits. Pick the best peak for your family getaway at iloveny. Com new york state. Its all here. Its only here. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank chadwick boseman, dave salmoni, the animals. Apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, her tour starts tomorrow in salt lake city. The song is called domino. With some help from fitz, zz ward [ cheers and applause ] i close my eyes like i dont know i count the hours til the suns burning gold i fill your bed so it aint cold i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road i think about it all through the night all through the night whoa all through the night all through the night whoa all through the night all through the night whoa one by one they fall so fast i let em go domino domino i close my eyes dont wanna read between the lines you keep on keeping from me i fill your bed its getting old i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road i think about it all through the night all through the night whoa all through the night all through the night whoa all through the night all through the night whoa one by one they fall so fast i let em go domino domino domino domino woo, woo i close my eyes like i dont know i count the hours til the suns burning gold i fill your bed so it aint cold i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road i line em up theyre tumbling down and when they leave the truth is getting too loud cause when you start cant stop the train on broken tracks its all feeling the same all through the night all through the night all through the night all through the night all through the night all through the night one by one they fall so fast i let em go domino domino domino domino domino domino oh, oh, oh one by one they fall so fast i let em go domino i let em go domino whoa, yeah [ cheers and applause ] announcer this is nightline. 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