from a very boehner valentine to marco rubio under water. here are today s top lines h2, oh, no he he didn t. happy valentine s day. i canted mantle a more romantic way to spend valentine s day. what did you get mrs. boehner for valentine s day? i find it offensive that the head of our government would give a speech to anyone else in the government that was so pro government. hitler, stalin, mao, castro, none of them were blamed. did you catch marco rubio s response to the state of the union. this is their chance to reimpress the american people. the self-deportation of marco rube yos s saliva to the outside of his mouth to the outside of his face. this can t end well. the top ten things going through his mind. i needed water. what am i going to do? that looked presidential, right? it would have been less