from a very boehner valentine to marco rubio under water. here are today's "top lines" h2, oh, no he he didn't. >> happy valentine's day. >> i canted mantle a more romantic way to spend valentine's day. >> what did you get mrs. boehner for valentine's day? >> i find it offensive that the head of our government would give a speech to anyone else in the government that was so pro government. >> hitler, stalin, mao, castro, none of them were blamed. >> did you catch marco rubio's response to the state of the union. >> this is their chance to reimpress the american people. >> the self-deportation of marco rube yos's saliva to the outside of his mouth to the outside of his face. this can't end well. >> the top ten things going through his mind. >> i needed water. what am i going to do? >> that looked presidential, right? >> it would have been less