America. I do not withdraw my word. Others stand by the mayor. Red carpet ready. Final preparations for the 87th Academy Award as the stars get set to shine. Who has the momentum heading into hollywoods biggest night this friday february 20th 2015. Announcer from nbc news this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning and welcome to today on a friday morning. Matt has the morning off and when we say america on ice, i wish we were talking about a skating musical coming to town. It is ridiculously cold outside. Check this out. Dill san at a fountain in upstate new york that normally shoots water 40 feet in the air and its now an ice volcano. She going to that later. Just kidding. We decided to test how cold it is. Who is heartier than carson daley. He will do an experiment. I dont understand this experiment at all. Hello, everybody this is a nice breakfast tray. We are looking at cereal and hot coffee and orange juice and a raw e
Jon hey well company to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Oh we got a nice one for you tonight. We work on it all day actress Elizabeth Olsen from avengers age of ultron is going to be joining us rate here, right here. [bleep] love it cheers and applause a man in his 50s likes superheroes. What does a man like that wear to sleep in . laughter oversized underoos. What a great saturday. I had a great saturday. Well i hope to have a great saturday next weekend to make up for this horrible lousy saturday for this washington Correspondent Dinner. Yes, once again washingtons best and brightest stayed home as the rest of washington got together to walk the red carpet and dish about the red carpet walk in their finest evening wear. Politicians journalists and table stars gathered to Mark Washington d. C. s annual ritualized Public Public killing of shame. You get to meet people that are you fans of or that you follow, who turn out to be so nice and so kind. Just have fun. I already met th
We work on it all day actress Elizabeth Olsen from avengers age of ultron is going to be joining us rate here, right here. [bleep] love it cheers and applause a man in his 50s likes superheroes. What does a man like that wear to sleep in . laughter oversized underoos. What a great saturday. I had a great saturday. Well i hope to have a great saturday next weekend to make up for this horrible lousy saturday for this washington Correspondent Dinner. Yes, once again washingtons best and brightest stayed home as the rest of washington got together to walk the red carpet and dish about the red carpet walk in their finest evening wear. Politicians journalists and table stars gathered to Mark Washington d. C. s annual ritualized Public Public killing of shame. You get to meet people that are you fans of or that you follow, who turn out to be so nice and so kind. Just have fun. I already met the person that i most wanted to meet who was Norman Reedus from the walking dead. laughter jon just a
We work on it all day actress Elizabeth Olsen from avengers age of ultron is going to be joining us rate here, right here. [bleep] love it cheers and applause a man in his 50s likes superheroes. What does a man like that wear to sleep in . laughter oversized underoos. What a great saturday. I had a great saturday. Well i hope to have a great saturday next weekend to make up for this horrible lousy saturday for this washington Correspondent Dinner. Yes, once again washingtons best and brightest stayed home as the rest of washington got together to walk the red carpet and dish about the red carpet walk in their finest evening wear. Politicians journalists and table stars gathered to Mark Washington d. C. s annual ritualized Public Public killing of shame. You get to meet people that are you fans of or that you follow, who turn out to be so nice and so kind. Just have fun. I already met the person that i most wanted to meet who was Norman Reedus from the walking dead. laughter jon just a
Because youre causing the apocalypse, theyre not real friends, are they . Mom im going to count to three. One. Two. [sighs] fine whatever sorry, guys, my mom is being lame. Well do this later, like after she dies on august 30, 2042. Im proud of you, son. I gotta go, mom. I kinda belong down there. My little babys all grown up. See you in hell, ma. See you in hell, son. [growls] the apocalypse is over were saved [all cheering] but wheres woody and malloy . This next exhibit was found in the ancient ruins of brickleberry park. These three people and a small bear were covered by lava when a volcano erupted while they were having what appears to be a gay orgy. The brickleberry fourway is all we know about what life was like in the 21st century. Hmm. It must have been a paradise. We believe it was. We believe it was. Ow captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to