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A week of great. Also coming up fears that a deadly new virus could spread across china and abroad 2 people died in him only outbreak caused by the virus now countries across asia as well as the u. S. Are straining travelers arriving from the affected area and the moon is legal is back with a bang after the winter break all eyes were on jordans new signing from norway put the boy wonder produced some magic in his store front debut our sports team will bring you all the action. Im calling aspen thanks for joining us after lebanese antigovernment protesters clashed with police in the countrys capital beirut the government has called on the army to restore call military vehicles have been used to disperse the crowds. Earlier used tear gas and Water Cannons as you can see against protesters threw fireworks on police its the latest flare up in some 3 months of demonstrations against a lunch alleged government corruption and incompetence. Lets get more now joining me is d. Correspondent basi
Felicity huffman arrived in boston. The former desperate housewife is less than 48 hours away from learning her fate in the College Bribery scandal. Desperate times indeed. And there has been a lastminute plea to keep her out of prison as felicity gets ready to face the judge. Welcome to boston. Only e. T. Was there when felicity landed in boston from l. A. This afternoon. The actress was dressed in black and hammered with questions. Felicity, anything you want to say to your fans . Felicitys husband was at her side. Earlier on her flight felicity hid under a hoodie and was knitting and watched a movie. The 55yearold flew commercial and wasnt getting any special treatment, but, when it comes to her defense, the oscar nominee is counting on a starpowered legal strategy. Exhibit a Eva Longorias letter to the judge. In a note of support, felicitys desperate housewives costar said that, while they were working together on the series, quote, there was a time i was being bullied at work by a
Only e. T. Was there as Felicity Huffman arrived in boston. The former desperate housewife is less than 48 hours away from learning her fate in the College Bribery scandal. Desperate times indeed. And there has been a lastminute plea to keep her out of prison as felicity gets ready to face the judge. Welcome to boston. Only e. T. Was there when felicity landed in boston from l. A. This afternoon. The actress was dressed in black and hammered with questions. Felicity, anything you want to say to your fans . Felicitys husband was at her side. Earlier on her flight felicity hid under a hoodie and was knitting and watched a movie. The 55yearold flew commercial and wasnt getting any special treatment, but, when it comes to her defense, the oscar nominee is counting on a starpowered legal strategy. Exhibit a Eva Longorias letter to the judge. In a note of support, felicitys desperate housewives costar said that, while they were working together on the series, quote, there was a time i was be
are nonsensical, in case you ve forgotten what they are, here is the first explanation they give us. why does this guy have these ultra-classified documents in the basement of mar-a-lago, unsecured where they could be presumably broken in on or stolen or photographed and given to hostile foreign powers or conceivably even terrorists. tucker: are you listening to this? it s not just classified documents, according to the pet historian of the half-wits, these are ultra classified documents, just sitting there helpless in boxes like maidens in bikinis waiting to be photographed by terrorists. just to mention qaeda taking selfies with these documents, one after the other relentlessly, repulsive and terrifying. is it true? at this point, no one has provided proof that it is true, not that august historians like him wait around for evidence before pronouncing judgment, but for the sake of argument on our show, we are going to see that it is, in fact, true, that donald trump did