Cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
Cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
Cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Id him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, its still steaming. You can warm your hands over this pile.
The devil ever pulled is whatever sean spicer is saying. And just like that, poof. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes bob odenkirk. Tatiana maslaney. And author George Saunders. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause good to see you. Hey cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. Lets see, so much to talk about tonight. I thought the show was going to be about one thing and then the other thing happened. So im going to talk about the third thing i didnt expect. laughter this afternoon, we learned that trumps secretary of labor nominee and suburban dentist you meet at the swingers party, andy puzder, has withdrawn his nomination. cheers and applause just to be clear withdraws his nomination. Just to be clear
There was a conversation that was happening after my first cover, is she fat or not. And i think thats that that was literally what the conversation was. And you know, thats insane to me that anyone, i mean, honestly, anyone can call me fat, its fine. But its insane to me that that is actually something that were debating. It shouldnt be if im fat or not. It should be how i feel. If i feel confident, if im proud of my body, if i am at a good place. Micklethwait we conclude with my conversation with maggie siff from the showtime series billions. I dont think she would be in that job or in that marriage, actually f she didnt have a huge quantities of sort of respect, curiosity and empathy for who these men are and how much theyre ego and their will to dominate really, like, consumes them. I think shes by turn fascinated. I think she feels tenderly towards it, and sometimes horrified. Sometimes titillated, like she is a very complicated character. Micklethwait politics, Sports Illustrated