Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So stay through the whole show for that. Youll be glad you did. Today also happens to be census day here in the united states. What a year for a census. Everyones answer to the question, how many people are living in your home . Is going to be too many. And if you dont respond, they send someone to check on you, in person. Its gonna be hard this year to pretend youre not home. Heres how i look at it. Census or not, if anyone knocks on my door, theyd better be holding a bag of chinese food. Or charm