Evening, maude. Oh, hi, honey. clucking sweetheart, i havent seen you all day. Dont i rate a kiss . Not now, maude. Ever since lunch, ive had a caraway seed stuck in my in my back tooth thats driving me crazy. Wheres the dental floss . You know, i can never find anything in that cabinet. Honey, its on the righthand side. I always very carefully put everything pertaining to dental hygiene in the same place. Since when . Since the morning you gargled with my lydia pinkham. Oh, and honeyhoney, would you hurry it up . Arthurs dropping by and i invited barry over for cocktails. Barry . Barry witherspoon . Not Barry Witherspoon. You cant mean Barry Witherspoon, maude, not again, not again i knew youd be pleased. That conceited, pompous windbag is coming over again tonight . Shes gone to the dog show with her dog, chuck since when does she enter chuck in dog shows . She doesnt, dear. Chuck likes to watch. Leave it to vivian to have a wirehaired voyeur. Thats where i should go. Id rather watch
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