to fight climate change it will limit the oceans to no more than 16 ounces. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, everybody. thank you for joining us. stephen captioning sponsored by comedy central stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! folks, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. you know i need it. you know i need it. (cheers and applause) thanks, please, folks. please, folks, you know, thank you so much. thank you so much for chanting my name. jesus himself said man cannot live on bread alone but by every word, just chanted by your audience. folks, let s get straight to the story everyone s talking about. the nsa knows what everyone s talking about. (laughter) and according to stunning new articles first published by friend of the show and professional blabbermouth glen greenwald in the u.k. s the guardian the newspaper, the nsa is also engaging in cybersnooping. nsa the national security ag
the nsa knows what everyone s talking about. (laughter) and according to stunning new articles first published by friend of the show and professional blabbermouth glen greenwald in the u.k. s the guardian the newspaper, the nsa is also engaging in cybersnooping. nsa the national security agency has assets to the central servers to some of the top u.s. technology firms through a program called prism, those firms being microsoft, google, yahoo!, facebook, apple, aol, skype, youtube and pal talk. stephen: you heard right. they re monitoring pal talk. well, folks, folks, you know what that means. we are this close to learning what pal talk is. (laughter) now this betrayal of our national security comes court see of former cia technical assistance and nerd trying to look like a cool guy trying to look like a nerd edward snowden. snowden leaked a top secret power point presentation that detailed how the government gathers massive amounts of information on everything but graphic