free text l0 to three-to-one, three-to-one today, i hanako montgomery in tokyo and this jensen: it s a time of enormous turmoil. shut up in here. the 60s are over dad. durham: here s michael at the foul line, a shot on ehlo. -good! -yeah! ha-ha! turner: we intend to cover all the news all the time. we won t be signing off until the world ends. isn t that special? any tool for human expression will bring out the best and the worst in us, and television has been that. they don t pay me enough to deal with animals like this. people are no longer embarrassed to admit they watch television. we have seen the news and it is us. clark: slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! [ cheers and applause ] auletta: as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching only one of three networks. more than 30 million people are addicted to it.
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [
Demi lovato and nick jonas amy ryan featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you, jon hey cheers and applause you can feel it tonight hey cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody thank you so much for being here thank you so much for being here at the late show. Were very excited to have you here this evening you feeling good, jon . You feeling good tonight . Im feeling real good, strong, you know. Stephen excellent. Thats what we need. We need strength today. Jon yes. Stephen big news out to have the president ial election today, but i dont care because i just found out about hidleswift we review all her instagraham pics apparently, it all started when tom and taylor danced at the met gala, which i attended. And i got to take some credit because im the first one to notice that theyre both attractive. And now, pictures have hi
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are y whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where are you from . Columbus,
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where are you from . Columbus, oh