ripe with material. now to a galaxy far, far away. where chewbacca is transitioning, it is illegal to body shame jabba the hutt, and the only black jedis are able to use the force. disney is giving the franchise a face-lift and their next film will be directed by a canadian pakistani feminist. i m very thrilled about the project, because i think what we are about to create is something very special, and we are in 2024 now, and i think it is about time that we had a woman come forward to shape the story in a galaxy far, far away. jesse: primetime doesn t have a problem with this. no one, and i mean no one, is a bigger supporter and defender of women then jesse watters. i think my mom still has my lightsaber stashed away in the basement somewhere, next to my trophies and slightly above average report cards. so i m excited for this very
rosemary s baby when john cassidy s comes back and says, honey, i got the lead in a broadway play! the other actor went blind! jesse: [laughs] how do you feel good about yourself? jesse: i can t wait to bust out my lightsaber, which is still i think it still lights up, rob, after all these years. well, that s good. save that. there s a market for. jesse: walked down to the theater and buy tickets to make myself uncomfortable. it ll be the best thing i can do. rob schneider, one of the greats. deuce bigelow: male. that was a classic. disney. jesse: go back to drinking real movies. give the people what they want! thanks, rob. up next, look out. hey! hey! [bleep]!