jesse watters primetime. tonight this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn t see that coming. i ain t say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that s it. jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. $2,000. $3,000. done. holy [bleep]! jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus. fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousand pages naming epstein s fixers, employees, associates, and accusers. our team is digging through them right now and we will have a report for you in a few moments. but first. for as long as there have been words, there have been plagiarists. the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century, when roman poet marshall accused another poet of kidnapping his verses. how dare you kidnap my versus! throughout the years we have seen plagiarism everywhere, from music to politics.
ripe with material. now to a galaxy far, far away. where chewbacca is transitioning, it is illegal to body shame jabba the hutt, and the only black jedis are able to use the force. disney is giving the franchise a face-lift and their next film will be directed by a canadian pakistani feminist. i m very thrilled about the project, because i think what we are about to create is something very special, and we are in 2024 now, and i think it is about time that we had a woman come forward to shape the story in a galaxy far, far away. jesse: primetime doesn t have a problem with this. no one, and i mean no one, is a bigger supporter and defender of women then jesse watters. i think my mom still has my lightsaber stashed away in the basement somewhere, next to my trophies and slightly above average report cards. so i m excited for this very