to bed and i read them and drink my diet coke and i was i read this article about jim demint refusing an earmark for the port. for the port, 400-some-thousand dollar emark. this port generates something like 260,000 something jobs and it s terribly important to south carolina. and i just got mad. and so i was standing at the foot of the bed. first i was in bed and i said to jack reading the paper, i m going to run for the united states senate against jim demint. i want to know what the reaction was. i said what? he said what all smart southern husbands did, yes, dear. on this one i said what. i got one problem with your platform. you say no yolks. see, i m not into this sort of light egg stuff.
and i just got mad. and so i was standing at the foot of the bed. first i was in bed and i said to jack reading the paper, i m going to run for the united states senate against jim demint. i want to know what the reaction was. i said what? he said what all smart southern husbands did, yes, dear. on this one i said what. i got one problem with your platform. you say no yolks. see, i m not into this sort of light egg stuff. you got to put the yolk in to make it taste good. you know what we re saying is i wanted to cook jim demint s goose but now i realize he s a turkey. is that enough of a yolk for you? that s a pretty good jack, you, the most famous write-in can t was strom thurmond. what do you think your wife s chances are? the reception she s getting