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They were corrected in plain haew, or else we likelainviey wouldnt have noticed. Which made me think when someone offers you something mad that you didnt ask for, like leaking both these errors and the corrections youve got to ask yourself whats really going on . Could it be that were seeing a shifngt realization, perhaps, that somethings up and it might be joes number . Because something here smells fs fishy or thahen joy bakers nylons after a two mile walk in august. Lets examine evidence. America, you laughed at it. Now, in case you missed it. If his speech. If you missed his speechou did,t worry if you did, because so did joe. So j of the flubs the white house corrected. When i was president , things were kind of Bad Duringg Th the pandemic. Tru im humbled to receive this organization that truly inspires and saved millions of families 18,000 and 8,000 a year in premium for crackingrp down on corporate landlords who keep rents down. The Mortalitg Renty rate for black moms, who are nearly 3 three times more likely to die. Donald trump has said if he loses morie again in novembee there will be, quote, bloodshed. Spirit endures. What the . So among bidens gaffes wasmh the claim that the end double a c spirit endures, not the end. Maybe hes afraid if he says p, hell actually it. The naacp is actually the national of ambulance compliance, a number that im sure jill has on her speed dia dial. Biden also to have been vpg vp during the pandemic. Joe, you missed it dur by aboutr four years. And how could you do that and still pretenand were a professor and a truck driver . Has he bragged winning an oscar for barbie yet . And he said he saved familieseah 800,000 a year each in insurance premiums. If you do the math, he was off only by about 800,000. S and then there was this one where he called the january six rioter fors, called the isse. Capitol hill patriotriots. S. Maybe he was thinking of his son. Remember, fellows, if youre an ,its for more than 4 hours. 4 hr contact your doctor. Ust th wasnt just there that joe was a match. Here he is on Tuesday Duringer a different speech. And because of this. , afterhe i signed the packet packet lock act into law, you know, maybe you shouldnt close with that. You know, if youre going to sum something up, make sure its words. Then it gets really weird . I said, every young man can o get married, marry in a family of five or more daughters. I did my wifes oldest of five sisters. You know why one of thoseys lov always love you . No not the same one that marry into a family with fiveat daughters. What could be the reason could . G so you have a 20 chance during the week someone will bangomebol clearly gave the same advicei to a hunter. Ce who else looks at his brothers widow and says, im going to hit that. D you cant even find stories like that in old penthouse forum. Believe me, i looks and. Whoa what was hunters pick up line . You know all this talk about the hereafteall thisr. Makes me wonder. Are you here after . Its, but its not like joe suddenly got. Hes been this way a while. Theres an old but awesome making the rounds again with cbsns Margaret Brennan asking a video of biden is realf or a. I watch bid. Yeah. So heres president biden. All right. Thats what im going to ask you abou wham go yout. T. You cant be pro insurrection and procop. T beectionyou cant be pro insun and prodemocracy. You cant be pro Insurrectioe Pn and proamerican. Donald trump lack the courage to act the brave women and men in blue all across this shouldha never forget that. So what did you thinkt. Nk a of this one . He didnt blink. Not at all. Right. So that suggests its fake. S ones actually real. Yeah, its. They actually real. Its as if theyve never seen a a creature having a Staring Contes Nighth death. Thats going to give me nightmares. I hope my screams wont wake kudlow. Screeats really going on asid ,watching the leader of the free world turn into a wax museum, dummy. Thise free turn might be a cluel in april, donald trump Beat Biden For The First Time in fundraisingp wa. T time and there are reasons for this. Among them, of course, the alvin bragg trial, which the public knows is about as legit as a leah thomas swim trophy. But as the polls shift to trump and biden continues to ossif th dont you get the sneaking suspicion were not the only ones noticing wert in e age issue is is suffocating him and he needs to bring up that hes only four years older and hes gotese only turn it ar. I need to quit arguing and complaining. The times covered his ageste and opponent is so good that thats a waste of timeofe do. T. Dont do that. He gets like that until you feed him mic he thate. I love. Ag he says. Its the age issue thats suffocating him, not im actual age. Dude, life is suffocating him. He has a harder time breathing than alvin bragg carrying a pizza up a flighg ant stairs. B so maybe theres a reason dempster staffers are suddenlye pointing out that their candidate is done,idate is thats time to gently shuffle them off the stage. Because why else Woulduse Why Es issue nine corrections that nobody asked for . Maybe because the speech was foe followed the next day by this man is working around the clock to free the man hostages, just w as we have freed hostages already. And here fr the todays Hersh Goldberg polling is still he is not here with us, but hes the y hamas. Eld what the guy he was talkingsn about, joe, thought was in the a crowd at the rose garden. But hes a hostage in gazae. No. So what does it take to get the dems and the media to do the right thing . Lets ask joe himselthe righf. No, no, no. Come on. E on m and i knew that guany wasnt there at the olive garden. I mean, i just wanted there in spirit. You know, sometimes if somebody cant be theremetimes , you. Gh theyre there in spirit. Right. I talk to spirits all th e like cornguys in the old days, corn pop. E mi i mean, he might not be there, but hes there in spirit t, right yeah, i mean, i. I got visited last christmas. Eve by three spirits. I woke up in the morningin and there was a kid. I saidres, go self a turkey. Keep the change. Thats a true story. Ge stothats no joke. I was in arabia. I got. I found a lamp and gave it a rub and a spirit came out,t offered me three wishes. I have to thinkn have about. I said dollars, dollars, dollars. Just make sure im lost. Lets work. Nd appla yes. Hey lives on a farm. And guys, liberals are Fox News Contributor charlie herd. He went straight b in the movies dumb and dumber. And also last weekend in my placte hosed down the Harlan Highway Podcast on youtube. Iamsyeah, like an iranian helicopter. Shes down to earth. New york times bestselling author and Fox News Contributor catch it right at his closet full of mothra. The times bestselling author, comedian. My. You dont deserve that audience. Charlie. All t. H does it appear that his side is now acting unilaterally, i wl kind of push him off the stage . I wouldnt have even known about that. Ha tspeechspeech. You im not the audience. But, you know. Well, whether theyre trying to push him off or not, o they definitely now realize it to a code brown moment for them. They have a real problem for thd on hands. And but i love that the white house is still tryinve theg to, correct the stuff that he says in his speeches, includingn his doing the original version text of the of the Transcriptt Ofctio actually spelled the word, kissed with an eye 2 hourss that all the other words that hes made, do they spell them out . It makes no sense. But what i think is going goe is that they are they wanted us to notice that they went and made the non corrections because they want this to be that. O hes jusbet, you know, a font i of malapropisms, that hes just a guy that says Craz Ay Stuffas and that has nothing to do with the problem. The problem d is . Hes fried. Yeah, he doesnt. And the thing about the hamas about the hostage is thats the problem. We that with them, not the misspeaking. Yeah. In fact, it just the the sound harland, like i was we weree laughing about the words, in but man, the syntax and the slurring. I mean, he like. You mean that on a friday night . No. Oint mean this guy is at this pointeh creating his own language. It sounds likeage it i mean, Thg African Bushmen over there going like they dont even known what hes talking about. And do you remember when they initially started selling this as a stutter . Yes. Can you imagine if he actually did have a stutter and we had h to hear this four times in aad row. W i mean, this guy better not win the or im leaving. But heres the thing. You know, heres what scares mew the most. Like he doesnt know where he is. He wears these mirrored sunglasseshe wears. So you got to know hes seeing his own reflection and hes probably like, heyown refl who let Orville Redenbacher . And its you. Its you. Unreal. Yeah, its crazy. Yeah. Fat cat. What do you make of the. Y fl that this stuff just kind of easily flowed out there . Ere. Yeah. I dont even understand how were calling these corrections. I dand how weright. Like, they crossed out pandemic and put recession, which makes it accurate. But that doesnt mean thatsan what he meant. Yeah. Like, who knows what he meant and . What would it look like . Are they going to just start doing this likk likee thee done that . Like when he said his uncle was eaten by cannibals. D s unclright. They could have just added my uncle out of the word. Not. Yeah. Ce he was not in awe when he said he had cancer. Yeah, but the word no. In front of cancer. No, no. He actually meant to say i. No idea. You. Who knows that . Thats what he meant. Yeah, thats true. A correction does nothing t to affect the actual meat of thi s being tyrus. What do you think . Am i being too conspiracy oriented . No. Im here. Were all making the same mistake. Wermick wle all watching this car accident going and. Is and the democrats are not always going to see beau biden. Hes fin e. Sarah palin, he hase. Swallowed. Dummie oh, yeah, i know. m yeah. The Crash Test Dummies like im not getting the with this guy. But what were missing is Tha Not G This [ bt theyre fine with it. T theyre so fine with it. Theyre literally like, oh, he meant to say this, you can say this. You mean to this perfect example, bill maher said when h he was on the view that he looked like a cadaver. Right. Its onm pretty thats pretty p to hear. Someone tells you you look like a cadavewhich is r. That means you look dead. Its not. Yeah, id be. Yeah. I dont care who you are. Even if youre dead, you pay e who enre deae to make you loo. So. Did they come to visit you . But she fired back. Well, his brain Stilthey Firl Gr so the democrats dont care. We care. We car the House On Fire and wee screaming buckets of water. And theyre sitting indianindian style with their marshmallows styl. To chnk its fine so its not going to change. Hes literally he might go upan to debate and literally just stare and drool. Std drool h, which is why i thik he wants the debates to be so early becaus e. He wants them to be as far awayh from the election as possible, as people forget right now that theyll be theyre letting debatheyre lettinhey are g himk freely now. So when he says debate, theyll be like, lets watch the tape, mr. President. Therell be no debate. I think when they do the just prop him up a little. They should hang his degree from dry on the back wall. R li yes. And have a list of all the peoples lives he savel thd as a lifeguard. Yes. So remember, even whenre he wasnt a lifeguarmembd, he s eight people from drowning. Just very casual. Asual. I mean, im not to brag, i brag about that every time you meet me. No matter what conversation we ha dd, it would end with, you know, i saved eight people from drowning. Well, now theyre drowning in lies, you know . M to and if you get him to upset, hes going to give you the what for . Hes going to say, dont. Giveo yeah. All right. Up next, a totaldont. Joke. Who pretended to be broke . His Phony Allergies dont have to be scary. Its great. Flonase sent him his daily for nondrowsy long lasting relief in a century mist flonase all good. Also, try allergy, headache and nighttime pills. Reignite your passion with custom anniversary from the Jewelry Exchange, two carat fancy lab bands, 1491 carat classic natural bands, 990 half choices guaranteed to appraise for double our Jewelry Exchange direct. Direct. 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Oh, im so rich but i tell everybody up homeless. Im oh s, poor baby. Her sob story imploded when we learned and daddy are loaded. N y i speak of 19 year old student at upenn named ileana atienza, who was kicked off campus for participating in an antiisrael in mit. Weird, right . Most colleges these days give protesters a scholarship and a hamas travel mug, shequirr told the philly inquirer. The suspension made her homeless because her family lives in the philippines. The the biggest stretch since lizzo wore yoga pants. Her fans are yoga pants because as the Washington Free beacon in coverage, shes actuallys super rich. Her dad is one of the philippines most popular talk hosts. Aside from me, of course, over s there they refer to me as that tall guy. Her grandfathers a politician who served as deputy speaker, cn the countrys house of representatives. Hes sort of like our old speake who wasser of the house. Only his face still works. And mother is a upenn grad who served as the president of several international schools. E wonder how she got in. Translation there is loaded as alec baldwins gun. The familys made no secret about posting about their wealth on social media. Caviaralthn on first class flig, lavish trips abroad. They can even afford to fly day on planes where the doors stay on how kid herself even postedde about a trip to antarctica. Werpostede the only Homeless People there are the penguins. Ths a rich kid endup of crying, poor and lying about her background . Wellg poor, speaks to the entitt rage of young, attention seeking, Affluen Entitlet Classg they have everything they could want, so they have to pretend. Theyre victims. Its the one thing they cant buy. Its onyx. Theistory theyre pretending to be a victim for attention and adulation. Proteca lot like when kudlow prs to drown. So i give him cpr and i fall for it every time. Haaland. Haaland. Is this amazing . Ably her parents. Theyre probably going like we pay. So theyre theyre probably grad paying 100 grand a year. And this is what shes doing. Well, heres heres the kicker with her, right . Neve itrobably never roughedbl out. Shes out living on the street in a tent somewhere. Somes. To and they just kind of rub it in. I went on ebay last weekn and c Bought A Black Bear Costume for 320 dollar fors. Later tonight, im going to crawl down the sidewalk and justi come here and scareo the living. Why did i thinkattend that . Yeah, that would be a great thing for the show to do. But im lazything e show. Lets be honest, greg, you in a little bear outfit and, youre going to get picked up in. And then i got to come down, get you in the car. Were they scared of mein . Yes, boss. They were scared of you. What if this was it . I mean, not to say to sa daughter would ever do this, but what if your daughter. They would. My kids mighrever dt. I did stupid stuff. I join the nation of islam, you know, after i saw the movie and then i read and. Then i watched the whole movie, im like, omovie. H, but g think were missing the point here. Shes im homeless now because she knows shes got old school parents. Theyre rich. Shes not there. Shes not in any of their fancy travels, you see. So shes got to now call mom and dad and say, ive been d expelled from school. And if theyre old school parents, then be like, well, i guesre oldss going to figurem and now shes going through some hard times. But Agaitimes Otn or not, they e moved to somewhere else. The good news is her parents have money. Akin so worst Case Scenario is shes going to take a private jet home for the summee forr, you k, so but no one feels sorry, but this is youre exactly thisn is that virtue is singling victimhood that everyone loves. But maybe the parents are old school and theyre like, yep, you. So now in the philippines, they probably are. They are. I know look, i know nothing about the philippines, kat. I can tt stress that enough. I did not go There Foro A Summr and make a movie. Kat it is kind of a. Microcosm, the current state a of the protests. Theres a lot of welloff parent lotparents with, and man outside the country. Theyre like thousands of these studentsents are paying full tuition. People dont talk about that. Theyre the ones Funnelingey Ars or funding this pic, whatever word. Yeah, i actually dont think theres a lot of students whose parents are this welloff. Thiss h, i read about this and its a level of wealth i didnt even know existed. Likwealth ie her dad has a de egg collection. Not just one, right . Theres rich. Theres dinosaur egg rich, and and theres dinosaur egg collection. Rick, i didnt even knowr e Dinosaur Eggs were available for purchase one. Pu . Snt he scared one . Isnt he scared that they might hatch . Apparently not. Of all the money he had. I mean, look, im sure. Re youre 90 and youve never had a problem in your whole life, and all of a sudden you dont have youeverhad le know youre y of your housing and you dont have family here. But manin, that is like rich doesnt even begin to cover it. Eve yeah, ive never even hearddy of anybody this rich. Thisrnow what it is, dinosau eggs are the cocaine of the philippines. Rarreg dinosaur ege, rare, r egg. You know what . Thats when you know you have mc too much money, you dont spend it on coke. You spend it on eggs for the second time. I have this. I got i got to ask, what are you going to lay it . Oh, great. Ft after weer w get done breeding, youre not going to like it like Dinosaur Eggs. Okay . And justt. Go mcdonalds and geo an egg mcmuffin. And whats with these people . Mcmcmuffin, thats a lot of egg right there. Okay that could feed an entire. G yeah, i could feee. D friehomeless friends. Yo, charlie, heres the thing. It feels like were indulgingd a certain class, and im going willy intod and sa believing that victim is a proper identit iy. Its like were creating the the real housewives of hamas. Yeah thel, why would. I mean, why wouldnt you want to be a victim . Thinouslvictimy, it is the most celebrated thing. And this is allg the product of rich girls who have never had work for anything. And they wind up in college and they come up with all these grievances. Theyve never even thought about it, never thought through any of they dont know. Ything a and the worst of all is, i mean, if i get separated college at this age, how much fun would that be . Th, you slumknow with friends. It would be fantastic. You know, shes got two credit cards in her wallet that that. And she could just go and find g a hotel. She was in a hotel that night. Uu oh, yeah. Oh, without a doubt. Oh, without a doubt. All right. 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All right, tyrus, this is amazing. 60x people have been charged in a chicago based fraud scheme that staged armed robberies, where participants paid to pretend to be victims in order to apply for visas intended fory fo genuine crimevm victims. So they staged. And so they would get and they would again cut in line. P yes. Well, apparently in other countries no one stands lin in line. Yeah, thats an american thing. And theyre not having ie nt ita with the energy it takes to payo the cartel to get your cross, then find person to set up fake beatings. Fake one of them accidentally shot somebody. Hey, you accidentally shoot somebody. Tid the time it took to fill out the paperwork, mail itship in to get actual citizenship seems a lot easier and less dangerous than staging brutal assaults for a visa when you could have just filled out the paperwork. Yeah. From where you were at and went through immigration, the rightto way. It just seems like the roadad to get citizenshipn they is ridiculous when youre doing it wrong and it never workoingsd so why not take that same energy and intellect to just fill out the paperwork . Also carry what do they get g the money to pay forreg ad the robberies and what stuff is being robbed . These people are not. Bee guys weres i in total hardship. Well, theyre terrible with money. Yeah. You like. You just get robt get robbed for free. Thats true. Why are you paying to rob you then . The cost of what they steal for. The wy you pay for it is from whatever they then steal. Exactly. I meane, and thats chicago, w right . Why does this Keep Happeninghy here . Its very jussie smollett. It didnt work last time hav but yeah i mean paying they have enough money to be paid to then be robbed and then they got caught. Yeah. Wolf with. Its weird. Its like its, its a crime. A crime. They break in and then they and then they then create a hoax. 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Theres some of Nostalgia Aspect to it where its like theres song that you might not listen to on your own. Ifif youre out. Then it comes on like placeagles i dont listen to on my own, but if it plays in au wo public place, you think i listen to it every dayul when i wake up . Yeah, exactly. Its kind of like when you hear d know whennyr youre robbing a liquor store and youre victim and you look at each other and you go, yeah, i like this song before you blow their out. Thats exactly what i meant. Yeah. Harlan, i have a problema with the title Classicproble Rol because as we get older, classic rock stays the same. Sharethe saso in the 9090s, len and the eagles were classic. S thats 20 years ago. Now its 2024. Were almost 45 years. But they dont say duran duran or soundgarden as classic rock. But thats like 20 years ago. Crock butdo you follow this lo . Yeah, and i think we all and based on that logic, we get to start changing the names of these old bands like rolling should be the rolling kidney stone, pink floytoned, just chae it to rosetta. How about, you know, whos some of the other ones are . Neilt whe some young . W how about we call that guy neil old . He looks like a demented that gre that just wandered out of a gourd path. I mean, i watching tvhing the other day, i thought i was watching wizard of oz. That scen of oze, the scarecw comes to life and starts swiveling down the yellow brick road. It was iggy pop with the fise shirt off. What i we got to what is with hiphop . P okay, thats not fair. The le i think he was born that way. Hes had leather skin to wear, l like someone who lived in florida their whole life on the beach down here. It makes sense. You know, the leather skin, but dont look like you just got hit by a van singing songscd like candy, thinking everyones delicious treat by a guy who clearly boiled himself in hot water and candy. It looks like hes having a diabetic lik said about that, just squirming around like dolly parton without, i guess, dont he . Looks like his skins getting ready to be treated for Anke Hie Alligator in the suit. Yeah. No, he does. He does. You know, charlie, he scales charlie. The the classic rock like you didnt it didnt matter about the lyrics like smoke on the water. Amazing riff. I didnt even know what that was about. E wate turns out it was about smoke on the water. Yeah. Sounds like a bong. Yeah. No, but in a lot of cases, the lyrics make it bette dr. But i agree. Obviously the music, you know. But it totally unifies a the country and we should all gather around classic rock. Cl and i think the reason is because like even the britis h that are you know led zeppelin you know they were welcomed you know, as like among american teenagers as own because they were like true rebels unlike, like kids today who are the opposite of rebels back rebel is really they look like even skynyrd looks like a scary guys. Yeah, really scary. They look like hippies looking. Theyre not theyre not really hippies. Yeah, but they look like hippie, you know . Piesits funny. There was a people think t that there were like, all hippies were peacefuhe l. Yeah, no, the bikers were. Ty could altamont, tyrus you argue because we just heard Charlie Heard his whitd yoe mob that basically classic rock is a hellscape of entitled white men. And we could say this surveye is racis survet. Yes, we could. If every rap song didnt samplef a song from classic rock. Yeah. The problem is the reason why classithe prc rock doesnt b add anything to it, because its classic rock. They were. They wrote it, they composed it, they sang itt, and every anybody in the industry stole it. Like i wasnt wasnt into rock and roll that much. I was i grew up with rap music and all stuff. Then i got got 4 on the like aru 40 i put in i think it waselin led zeppelin for the first time, and i was like, i know the worst. All is never heard it beforef because every one of my favorite rap songs stole from them. Stols why it is alld jing the songs and jingles we hear today are stolen frolem the artists, and thats why songwriters get treated so terribly. Raeresongwrittmens that great m classic rock where you take any number one rap song, you will find its roots will come from classic rock. L musi all music seems to come like classic rock is the bible. I meanc tassic ro, youre not Ge A Third Testament added to it. And the factir that you say duri duran is classic rock, i should slap. No, no, im saying its whyth arent they . If you go by the agee age ri lie in the nineties, we said the seventies was classic rock. Now you jump to 2024, but they should be adding more age. Tobins classical music. In yeah, but shouldnt you be adding more into classic rock . No, because nothing can fill k . E. It. If it could, it would. W if we had someone who showed upo who could do. Classic rock right now write their own Song Composer On song, put it out. There it doesnt sound like everybody else they would be there. Do you know that we dont allowo that . If you listen to a classic rock station, you will hear Nirvanu Listarock Seca is make d because was it nirvana, cobain ,old . Well, cold maybe. Oh, but too soon, i think. Did it and wow, wow in myas e story. But i feel like she did g all right. We got to move on. Boy, this Audienceottais Audienr you dare make fun of kurt cobain or murderous man. Up next, a spoon thats hard to fault if you happen to likeye to fault if you happen to likeye salt. 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They have the Rocking Chairs out fron at and go and you eat e the food and it fills up with so much gas you cand an sit on the Rocking Chairs and rock for half an hour without your feet ever Touchinirn Rockg the ground because youre. So you ask. I know, i know. And im glad i did that. Did charlie. They also developed a likable tv screey n. Oh, yeah. Is that awesome . What do you make of this . What you were saying . . The break . Yeah. The japanese are very a very weirt jad people. I didnt say that, but was. That the same way you said . All nt to punch the he out of al of you . Yeah, okay. Well, i dont always get this the immistuff. Thats usually the name of the show. Im going to lick your tv g right ouoing tt. Its almost like hes making it up. Yeah, its almost like he, is trying to win the. T this thing is so stupid. Its like the electric fork. Its just. It makes no sensupid like. You know . Salt is good. Wed all die without salt. Salt is good for you. Gar you obviously work for the salt industrky, paris. Giv gutfeld if okay, and i dont give it at this point, im tired. If this was so great, thenoi. Why is it on chopsticks . The japanese use cuts. Yeah, they do. What . Thats why you hat e them. Okay. It makes sense. They do . Yes. They use chopsticks. I went to japa andn and yeah, i think i wrestled there like seven times and i was always like, can i havet seves an a sp. Which im sure at the chinese restaurants you. Oh because the chinese and japanese you dont think they you can tell them apart when youre in the same room. Weltur il well i know but ye, no its true. A lot of people think that you t with a knife and a fork. Yeah, yeah. Charlie, youre the best. Im just goingter] to stay. Cha. Youre the best. He didnt know that, correct . The japanese, the asian cultures used chopsticks he d you know, i forgot. But now i know that youre. Youre as thin as a chopstick. Hows that for a transition . 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