From rockefeller senter in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring gym by fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jesse eisenberg, Blake Griffin, musical guest gracie adams and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Oh my goodness thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody, welcome to the show thank you for watching im jimmy fallon they are the roots right there thank you for tuning in. Its been a pretty crazy day with the storm hitting the east coast. Extreme winds and thousands of Power Outages so everyone out there, stay safe and were thinking about you guys all right. Lets get to some news and jokes. Well, guys, everybody is talking about this last night hbo aired jonathan swanns interview with President Trump and lets just say, it was so bad it made his coronavirus briefings look good. The interview was such a disaster at one point fema showed up and wrapped trump in a foil blanket you could tell things
Great hall occupies an important place in the fabric of our city. Sitting here tonight, you are not only occupying a seat where, on this day in 1860, new yorkers listened to a thenlittleknown statesman from illinois deliver a speech that would not only alter the course of his life but would impact the future of our nation. Since that day scores of individuals have filled your seats, eager to discuss the issues that define who we are as a country. Tonight, you have a seat to another perspective on americas next chapter, inspired by the man who would reunite the country after the most divided period of its history and preserve the Great American experience. Abraham lincoln later viewed his Cooper Union Speech as the turning point to his eventual election to the white house and he made an impassioned argument against in slavery in the United States in treating his audience to have faith that right makes might. His words did more than make a president. The moral clarity of his imperative h
Jimmy here i come franny, dont let daddy beat you [ screams franny jimmy ill get you next time lets start the show steve tonight join jimmy and his guests Queen Latifah, Pete Davidson and judd apatow, musical guest james taylor and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition. I want to thank alexpresley on tiktok for that back slide race weve been doing it and its really fun at the house. All right, lets do tonights monologue. Wind me up, barber. Its time for the monologue jimmy hey, guys. This weekend is mothers day but because of the pandemic, hooters isnt offering their annual free meal for mom im sorry, honey, kids and i are going to try to make it up to you well make your day special still, dont worry well, its our eighth week of quarantine and i heard that some people are trying to relax by turning their homes into spas. Yep, you just lie facedown, turn on some soothing music, then
And prone to panic in third. And here comes does this cough mean anything . Does this cough mean anything on the outside track. And whats this . Charging from the back of the pack, maybe this will all just blow over coming on strong. Maybe this will all just blow over challenging for the lead. Oh, maybe this will all just blow over has bucked its rider and is running the other way. And its generalized anxiety by three lengths. Generalized anxiety takes the roses. Though its probably allergic. From all of me at churchill downs, im going to need another mint julep. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, cancel culture governor Chris Christie and musical guest nathaniel with jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hi. Welcome to my perch up in the breeze. On monday, it was water. Yesterday, it was fire. So today, its the light show with stephen colbair. Im also up here among the trees, because i read on facebook that v
Then, after cspan after dark, join us tomorrow morning for cspan walk of shame. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight sham i am. Plus, stephen welcomes Patrick Stewart and dick cavett featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on welcome, one and all. cheers and applause welcome, one and all. Beautiful beautiful welcome, welcome one and all, to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Today is cheers and applause today is just day one of the impeachment trial of donald john trump. applause it is a pivotal day yeah, its historic. Its a pivotal day in the history of the republic soon, we will find out if breaking the law is illegal. laughter jon we will find out. Stephen got to say, got to say, so far, i dont like the odds. laughter and ill tell you all about it in tonights don and the giant impeach. cheers and applause oh my god. Whoa w