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[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in offic
[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in offic
Washington week on pbs, and im pleased to have him back on the program. Welcome back. Great to join you. Charlie lets talk about Jeff Sessions and the fact he decided to stay on and what this split with the president means, and what can we read into it . It was a stunning and revealing moment to have the president sit down with peter baker and Maggie Haberman and Michael Schmidt of the New York Times and talk of his frustration with his attorney general, which can be traced back to Jeff Sessions decision to refuse himself from the russia investigation. Ever since then, the president has been furious behind the scenes because he believes sessions recusal has left him personally and his administration vulnerable to attack from democrats, obama to vulnerable to the special counsel now being run by bob mueller. And it has created a suffocating cloud around the white house where the rest of the agenda seems to get stalled, and he traces a lot of this back to sessions who he thought could be
Musical guest, Pharrell Williams and kim burrell. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 587, Alberta Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ audience whooping ] a dog pound, my dog pound. Steve yeah. Jimmy welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Big show tonight. Its going to be fun. You guys, this weekend is santacon, which is the annual bar crawl where people dress up like santa claus for a day of drinking. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, a drunken bar crawl wearing a santa suit, or as the real santa calls that, december 26th. [ cheers and applause ] i did read that a growing trend among families is giving their kids a few small presents ahead of christmas to break up the tension of getting everything on christmas day. They actually have an interesting name for this. Hanukkah. [ laughter and applause ] theyre calling it hanukkah. Great name. This i