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Take off without him. Tim caputo live in southie with what investigators have learned about their run away train. Tim . Anchor guys, there are a specific set of rules that every train operate has to follow both before they get on the train and while they are on the train. The governor said yesterday morning that operator broke the rules. Anchor irresponsible actions of one operate are weighs being ballet for thuss run away red line train. A source familiar with the investigation tells 7 news the operator had a chord tied around the throttle, then he stepped off the train to override a without him. Anchor i said at the time that the investigation was ongoing but that i had been led to believe that the throttle had been tampered with thats still my understanding, but again, the investigation has to be anchor the red line train wouldnt starred up in braintree so the lone operator s supposed to lock both blacks, step off the train and flip a switch. The Transportation Department is. Anchor
It is a weakened version which is good but moisture and we need to watch it carefully for a possibility of stronger thunderstorms today. The team is here. Looking at now, clouds increasing we had sun this morning Early Warning doppler 9 hd, rain pulling back to the nel and showers moving in the okelly may get speckles, looking at heavy rain markers circles. Lightning and we will see things downhill a Marion County over the next 2 hours. A slow mover so it will be a while as it works in. Greatest threat is heavy pockets of rain and be mindful of the lightning. Winds as well over 40 miles an hour and if you thunderstorms. On top of that we are warm, a cold front but it is not here yet. 78 orlando, 82 cocoa beach, 77 Daytona Beach, deland, the altamonte springs, the outlook across Seminole County, still mainly dry by the time we hit 2 00. Lots of clouds and 79. Once we had about 3, 4 00 the critical time across i 4 in seminole in Orange County for a better chance of rain and then we get i