With your Holiday Shopping yet . Are you done . [ cheers and applause ] really . That many people . Its very sick people, you should be institutionalized, youre done already . If youre not finished and looking for an unusual idea, something special, this is a real item at nordstrom right now. This is what they call a medium Leather Wrapped stone. [ laughter ] its a rock. For 85. Its an 85dollar rock. Which is reasonable if you have no idea what money is worth. But not only that, theres a small size leatherwrapped stone for 65. Which if youre a loser who cant afford the medium, you might want to pick up. Theres no large. No size large. The medium, there shouldnt be a medium, there is no medium. Theres nothing between. Lets look at that again. It looks like a baked potato in leather pants. [ laughter ] if you buy this, just go ahead and hit yourself in the head with it. How does Something Like this i can see it being for sale on like a souvenir shop. How does it wind up for sale at nords
City, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey good to see ya cheers and applause have a seat thank you so much oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome cheering welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. Im la la land im sorry, i read that wrong. Im Stephen Colbert. laughter dear lordie. Did you guys see that last night . Did you watch that . cheers and applause did you see that last night . That was the craziest ending to the oscars since it turned out helen mirren was kaiser soze. laughter now, for those of you out there who only watched the first three hours and 29 minutes of the ceremony, spoiler alert moonlight won best picture. Okay . cheers and applause beautiful, right . End of the show. Jon thats right. Stephen beautiful. But heres how Warren Beatty and faye dunaway announced the category. And the academy award. For best picture. Youre impossible. Come on la la land. cheers and applause audience reacts stephen that is so uncomfortable to watch when you know whats
Ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey good to see ya cheers and applause have a seat thank you so much oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome cheering welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. Im la la land im sorry, i read that wrong. Im Stephen Colbert. laughter dear lordie. Did you guys see that last night . Did you watch that . cheers and applause did you see that last night . That was the craziest ending to the oscars since it turned out helen mirren was kaiser soze. laughter now, for those of you out there who only watched the first three hours and 29 minutes of the ceremony, spoiler alert moonlight won best picture. Okay . cheers and applause beautiful, right . End of the show. Jon thats right. Stephen beautiful. But heres how Warren Beatty and faye dunaway announced the category. And the academy award. For best picture. Youre impossible. Come on la la land. cheers and applause audience reacts stephenthmfortable to watch u
Ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey good to see ya cheers and applause have a seat thank you so much oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome cheering welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. Im la la land im sorry, i read that wrong. Im Stephen Colbert. laughter dear lordie. Did you guys see that last night . Did you watch that . cheers and applause did you see that last night . That was the craziest ending to the oscars since it turned out helen mirren was kaiser soze. laughter now, for those of you out there hours and 29 minutes of the ceremony, spoiler alert moonlight won best picture. Okay . cheers and applause beautiful, right . End of the show. Jon thats right. Stephen beautiful. But heres how Warren Beatty and faye dunaway announced the category. And the academy award. For best picture. Youre impossible. Come on la la land. cheers and applause audience reacts stephen that is so uncomfortable to watch when you know whats c
Thank you. Hey, are any of you finished with your Holiday Shopping yet . Are you done . [ cheers and applause ] that many people . Its very sick people, you should be institutionalized, youre done already . If youre not finished and looking for an unusual idea, something special, this is a real item at nordstrom right now. This is what they call a medium Leather Wrapped stone. [ laughter ] its a rock. For 85. Its an 85dollar rock. Which is reasonable if you have no idea what money is worth. But not only that, theres a small size leatherwrapped stone for 65. Which if youre a loser who cant afford the medium, you might want to pick up. Theres no large. No size large. The medium, there shouldnt be a medium, there is no medium. Theres nothing between. Lets look at that again. It looks like a baked potato in leather pants. [ laughter ] if you buy this, just go ahead and hit yourself in the head with it. How does Something Like this i can see it being for sale on inn a souvenir shop. How doe