late night comedians cause they can t avoid this anymore and they re going for it. brian: jay leno is in an interesting spot because he s saying good-bye as the number one guy and i think on many levels, he doesn t get it, where he s going and why he s going and he s letting everything fly. steve: he s very funny. i hope he goes to fox or something like that. do we have an opening? brian: how many cars can he tool around with? elisabeth: we need him. steve: he will continue to be the king of late night. meanwhile, the queen of headlines is here. let s bring him to fox, wouldn t that be nice? steve: do we have an opening? elisabeth: always an opening. i think your salary is eating it up. i have some headlines. out of boston, the accused boston marathon bomber is begging for a break from time behind bars. listen to this, attorneys for dzhokhar tsarnaev filed a motion to limit their client s isolation, claiming that he needs more time outside and possibly access to a te
tomato florentine soup, it took a little time to get it just right. [ ding ] but finally, it happened. perfection. at progresso, we ve got a passion for quality, because you ve got a passion for taste. 21 hours of listening to ted cruz. how awful is that? still not as bad as 21 hours of a carnival cruise, but still bad. welcome to the sideshow. anyway, it s no surprise that ted cruz s 21-hour faux filibuster has been a popular topic for late night comedians. and as jimmy kimmel reminded everyone last night, if you missed the speech you might be able to catch a rerun on c-span. take a look at his new promo. they re planning to run it again as a special over the
welcome to the sideshow. anyway, it s no surprise that ted cruz s 21-hour faux filibuster has been a popular topic for late night comedians. and as jimmy kimmel reminded everyone last night, if you missed the speech you might be able to catch a rerun on c-span. take a look at his new promo. they re planning to run it again as a special over the weekend again. tomorrow on c-span, 21 hours of uninterrupted ted. cruz-apalooza. all the nonsensical highlights. some time ago i tweeted a speech that ashton kutcher gave. all the bad impressions. mike lee, i am your father. and inside info you won t get anywhere else. i m a big fan of eating white castle burgers. cruz-apalooza. followed by the senate s 50 greatest gavel bangs. only on the c.
they must be either porn og rafs, late night comedians, or people that work for cell phone providers and need his business. add to that embarrassing spectacle the case of eliot spitzer who is vying for the job of new york city comptroller, the job that oversees finance and spending. the married governor spitzer certainly proved to be a big spender on call girls, so it is hard to see why new yorkers would trust him with their money. despite the entertainment value of having these and other politicians find it impossible to leave the spotlight, no matter how humiliating it must be for their families and what friends they have left. an issue emerges. what s happened to the simple virtue of shame? have we lost completely and forever the red faced head hanging tear shedding sense of
take the next step. talk to your doctor. cymbalta can help. back to hardball. now to the sideshow. it s tabloid heaven, of course, up in new york as the unfolding weiner drama continues to put out for late night comedians and snarky headline writers. as the new york post has shown there s plenty of puns and innuendo to go around. the late show had some fun parodying that last night. this is a little something called a day in the life of a new york post headline writer. you know what i m saying? this will be a rare glimpse behind the scenes, a day in the life of a new york post headline writer.