cheers and applause larry yes, thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Larry Larry Larry Larry larry larry. Larry thank you. I am larry wilmore. The suspense is broken. As you may know in our top news tonight, a jury is currently deliberating the punishment for boston bomber and Rolling Stone cover model, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Guilty on all 30 counts. That was the jurys unanimous decision earlier this week in the Boston Marathon bombing case against Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Larry wow 30 counts. Man. Those are cosby numbers. laughter applause thats right, bleep . I havent forgotten about you. Just sayin. I havent forgot forgotten. Now, among the victims a girl and boy and 264 injured and 17 lost limbs and he was caught on video doing it. And check out his defense. Defense attorney judy clarke argued that tsarnaev chose that spot not to target kids but because there was a tree there. laughter . Larry yeah bleep trees. laughter okay. Sentencing time. Next week, the jury begins
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Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central applause cheers and applause larry yeah thank you very much. Yes welcome to the nightly show. Audience Larry Larry Larry larry thank you very much. Im larry wilmore, and, yes no, thats beautiful. I appreciate it, and, yes i am in a spandex tux. Its called class. Look it up. laughter in case some of you are wondering why im wearing all this manly spandex or mandex as i like to call it if you dont know i promised if dukakis won the n. C. A. A. Championship id host the show in spandex. And as someone pointed out earlier, why did i do that if i was the boss . laughter thank you very much for pointing that out. Now here we are im taiging my medicine. Im taking it, right . Im doing it inspect. Im doing it. This is what i had to do. applause its all right. Its elect oop i want to thank all the members of the audience who wore spandex out of solidarity. Lets turn on the spandexcam. Yeah. Thats what were talking about. Thats my fannedex people of thank you
Much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Larry Larry Larry Larry larry larry. Larry thank you. I am larry wilmore. The suspense is broken. As you may know in our top news tonight, a jury is currently deliberating the punishment for boston bomber and Rolling Stone cover model, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Guilty on all 30 counts. That was the jurys unanimous decision earlier this week in the Boston Marathon bombing case against Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Larry wow 30 counts. Man. Those are cosby numbers. laughter applause thats right, bleep . I havent forgotten about you. Just sayin. I havent forgot forgotten. Now, among the victims a girl and boy and 264 injured and 17 lost limbs and he was caught on video doing it. And check out his defense. Defense attorney judy clarke argued that tsarnaev chose that spot not to target kids but because there was a tree there. laughter . Larry yeah bleep trees. laughter okay. Sentencing time. Next week, the jury begins deliberations on a much tougher question shou
Comedy central larry choo thank you very much. Larry, Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Somebody brought it up before so now but i thank you. Im larry wilmore. And we are in day two of our continuing coverage of the unrest in baltimore. And it feels lick theres been a little rest in the unrest in the last 24 hours. But you know i got something on cnn last night that really stood out. Here say report that aired about ten minutes after the 10 p. M. Curfew. See if you notice something missing from this picture. And hint its not missing yet. Would you have do you think that is the right thing . There is no easy answer to that. What it appears to be that baltimore is trying to do is do something a little different here not be as confrontational but of course they know they got to get the pition done. Okay so at this point what do you do . Do you go in and start arresting people . I think they do just what theyre doing right now. laughter l