Come on in, tina. you look wonderful tina yeah, you look fine. Ms. Burns, maam, ill never get away with this. What do you think, ms. Martin . You look fine you wont have any trouble. All youve gotta do is remember the three words in italian that mario the hairdresser taught you. Hello, goodbye, and thank you. Now, how do you say thank you in italian . Gratzi, maam. Ah, you can fool anybody. Whats she gonna do in between those three words . Yeah, what . Well. What every famous italian actress does come with me. What do they do . Eat grapes eat grapes . Well of course. You see, when somebody asks you a question, you put a grape in your mouth and then they dont expect an answer because its very impolite to talk with your mouth full. Gratzi, maam. Oh, terrific you know, she may not even need those two other words. She looks fine. Oh, blanche, this was your idea. And when she becomes a great star, everybody will congratulate you. Now, let me hear you say hello in italian. Bonjourno, maam. O
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