always knew we were on the inside. and we ll have new pronounce. she xi pinning. come on. greg: the modern day let them eat cake philosophy nobody can afford a main course so forget desert. we re a corrupt country although one everyone still wants to come to and because we re hopelessly bad we re unpardonable so instead of forgiveness we deserve punishment. and not the good kind where there s a safe word involved. [cheers and applause] greg: let s welcome tonight s guess. she s as sassy as she is gassy. fox news anchor julie banderas! [cheers and applause] greg: he s the peter pan of comedians because his jokes never land. writer and comedian, joe devito! [cheers and applause]
greg: you know, tyrus, that would send better with what? bong 0s. when we talk about our children i know for this group, we all believe. when we talk about the community, they are a children of the community. we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together. talking about the significance of the passage of time. right? the significance of the passage of time. so when you think about it, there is great significance of the passage of time. [cheers and applause] greg: yes always works. tyrus: she should literally take the sign language person out and bring the bong 0 guy in, we would tune in to her every night. greg: exactly. do you think this elevation of conflict which i think the media is definitely responsible for, makes things like even this mass shooting, it makes it impossible
mine that they go on social media vacations, no facebook and twitter. and i think that was great. and then i realize how did i find out about that? they were bragging about twitter on it. greg: yeah. i square somebody we know quit three times. keeps going back to let you know he s quit. tyrus: hemmer? greg: no, not hemmer. i ll tell you on the break ihis name isn t gutfeld mom mom kat: that s my motto lower the bar. greg: you lower the bar at the bar. it s disgusting the things she gets up to at the bar julie: you re an ass. greg: up next, new york bids good day to the phones
i thought that was very gentlemanly thing to do greg: thank god it was just urinating, tyrus. are you glad? actually no. pay phones in my neighborhood, we always knew where the bad guys were. so you would see the guy looking at his pager going like all the cribs. all the dud letters, the prosecutes hung around the pay phone so you knew what zone you could hang out? greg: that was their office ithat was their office, yeah. greg: call me at this number. tyrus: nothing worse than calling your mom from a pay phone and you re like because you don t want to get stuck in a phone booth with a diddler. and then you feel bad like what is super man do snow he s going to get in trouble for exposing himself. greg: true. tyrus: you re watching a boxing fight and you re like you have to get in that phone booth and start hitting him and they re like what does that mean?
where elevators aren t broken they just become stairs. that s what happened in new york, they didn t become obsolete they just became urinals. greg: yeah it s hard to find places the pee now kat: i ve never used a pay phone i ve seen dozens of people peeing in them greg: just right out here. julie as you re entering your sixth decade what are your fondest memories of using a pay phone? kat: what? julie: why do i come back? you re always mean. greg: when you were dialing up for one of those cabs, those big clunky cabs. julie: what makes you think i m not her age? what the hell? i m gen-z. greg: yeah you re gen-z. julie: and i remember pulling up in my car because i was driving not after a bar i was