for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
always knew we were on the inside. and we ll have new pronounce. she xi pinning. come on. greg: the modern day let them eat cake philosophy nobody can afford a main course so forget desert. we re a corrupt country although one everyone still wants to come to and because we re hopelessly bad we re unpardonable so instead of forgiveness we deserve punishment. and not the good kind where there s a safe word involved. [cheers and applause] greg: let s welcome tonight s guess. she s as sassy as she is gassy. fox news anchor julie banderas! [cheers and applause] greg: he s the peter pan of comedians because his jokes never land. writer and comedian, joe devito! [cheers and applause]
always knew we were on the inside. and we ll have new pronounce. she xi pinning. come on. greg: the modern day let them eat cake philosophy nobody can afford a main course so forget desert. we re a corrupt country although one everyone still wants to come to and because we re hopelessly bad we re unpardonable so instead of forgiveness we deserve punishment. and not the good kind where there s a safe word involved. [cheers and applause] greg: let s welcome tonight s guess. she s as sassy as she is gassy. fox news anchor julie banderas! [cheers and applause] greg: he s the peter pan of comedians because his jokes never land. writer and comedian, joe devito! [cheers and applause]