Cletones. Wheres joes album . Do i have it . Its right in front of my face. This giant square they couldnt find. Its called blues of desperation. Theyre saying its the feelgood album of the summer. So pick that up. Joe will be here all night. And the multi millionaire, promoting ufc, dana white is with us tonight. And this is his cd, its called choosy lover, dino archie is here with us. Next week on the show, we have a lot of guests and ill name them noun, chris pine, salma hayek, hugh grant, morgan freeman, jojo the bachelorette, whoever she did or didnt pick. Mark consuelos, nikki glaser, steve martorano, and we will have music from kelsea ballerini, grouplove, miranda lambert, and young the giant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a multitalented fellow who has oscar and golden globe nomination certificates in a drawer and an emmy welded to the hood of his car. His new drama, little men, opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. Please welcome greg kinnear. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like your facial hair. Is this our own hair, or is this hair that belongs to a character that youre playing . Matt damons backstage, and hes pissed. Okay . Get all your jokes out now, because hes rocking up that dana white backstage. Jimmy im glad hes not so must have been the worst weeks of your life. Matt and i did a movie called stuck on you, it was during that phase when they were making a lot of con joined twin films. Jimmy i wonder if that will come back around. Its a cyclical cycle. And it was brought to my attention the other day, that the person who separated us was dr. Ben carson. No kidding. Thats absolutely true. Jimmy dr. Ben carson. Yeah, at that time, we didnt we just thought he was a genius. Listen, hes the only actor ive ever worked with who was able to give me an ekg after the scene was over, but, yeah jimmy thats really crazy. Have you been working all summer . Ive been editing a movie. I directed a film at the end of last year. Jimmy oh, whats the title . It is an untitled project. Jimmy you should give it a title. Jimmy whats the hold up . Maybe we can figure it out tonight with the audience. Whats it about . [ cheers and applause ] a depressed dentist in the portland area. Jimmy depressed dentist in portland who basically meets a man who has everything who ends up taking his own life by suicide. So hes trying to save his life by finding out an unraveling mystery aso that, and in the course of this, becomes a greek plumber. Jimmy i have the title. Drilling deep. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy right . Its not a porn film. Jimmy well, well come up with it later, then, i guess. Talk backstage. Jimmy yeah. With your family how many kids do you have now . I have three daughters. Of year . . You knowhat,theydont go to camp. My wifes from england, and this is an ongoing debate. They just dont have camps in europe as much as they do here. Its not as much a part of the culture. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy i didnt know that. Yeah. I didnt either. So id like them to go to camp. But i had kind of a bad experience. I truthfully did there was a somewhat jimmy can you tell us what happened . I cant tell you. Jimmy eh, come on. I was im from the midwest, from indiana. Any indiana here . Jimmy no, we dont allow them in. Go ahead. [ laughter ] this concludes the interview, ladies and gentlemen. I actually was at this camp as a kid. And there was a there was a gentleman, you know, it was jimmy i didnt, no. My parents dropped us off at a school yard and paid 25 cents. There was a tether ball pole with a deflated tether ball at the end of it. And that was our camp. This wasnt drastically different. You would spend the night for a week or two weeks. I was dropped off at the Station Wagon by my parents. Got situated, went with a few friends. There was a was somewhat of a troubled kid. He was a pain in the ass, really. He was upsetting the cool camp counsellor guy. Jimmy what was his name, the troubled kid . Dougie. Little dougie. I dont know why i remembered this. So this kid is nagging on this counsellor for a long period of time, and eventually i can tell that theyre getting theres a tension building. Archery, which for some reason, i dont know why archery is the de facto, goto sport for camp. Were shooting little archery. The counsellor, nash, cool guy, 18, got the brillo hair cut. Hes like taking care of us. Hes like, has anybody seen dougie . And nobodys seen dougie for a while. And he is just mia on this particular day. So were shog quite a ways away, suddenly a sesame seed of a kid walks up and hes shouting at the counsellor, antagonizing him, hes a jerk, hes wearing the wrong outfit. And the counsellor, in a moment of ill never forget, he didnt do it to didnt think he was going to hurt the kid, but he did take his bow and arrow, and he shot it in the and all ten of the little kids in this camp suddenly stop and im looking up, thinking, thats got some pretty good height on it. And you can see this arrow moving, moving across the sky. And sure enough suddenly little dougie raises up his arm, and has an arrow through it. Hes been shot. Now hes okay. Hes all right. But this guy, just in accidental frustration, shot the arrow, hit the kid, and all i remember is 30 minutes later, my parents picking me up in the Station Wagon. And that ended my camp story. Jimmy the movie is called little men. Well be right back. Time is the most valuable thing there is. [cuckoo cuckoo] people try to beat time. [scream]. But time always wins. Our greatest fear is running out of time. 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Jimmy hold on, joe is exploding. Okay, were all right. Youre all right. Im scarred from that. The actual the movie is great film. Jimmy it is very good. I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you very much. Iris axe directed it. Takes place in brooklyn. These two boys were fantastic in the movie. One of them is my son. Create this friendship when we move into this neighborhood. Unfortunately, were forced, our family, because we have limited money, and are going through a hard time, to displace his friend and his from below our little store front in brooklyn where theyve been working for many years. So its a real mixed dynamic. Its a great film. He did a wonderful job with it, and im very happy with it. Jimmy you should be. You did a great job with it too. When im not screaming. Jimmy well, even when you are screaming, you did a great job. Speaking of your kids, i want to bring this up, because this is very impressive. This is a newspaper article 12 years old. Jimmy and shes a karate champion. [ cheers and applause ] theres lily. You cant see her at all, but how did this happen . You know, i dont know. I dont know. Jimmy you were not a karate champion at that age . I was not. And theres nothing in our Family History or lineage that would suggest that she would ever take this up. Shes just very good at it and took an interest a few years a and has gotten exceedingly better and shes trained in weapons. Jimmy what kind of weapons is she trained in . Well, theyre like like jack knives or something. I dont know what they call them. These sort of sword, little miniature sword knives. Jimmy at the meet, does she fight the other children with knives, or is it a purely a wave them around kind of thing . No, i dont think they actually fight with the knives. They do have, you know, do actual fight. Dana could sign your daughter up. Do you think thats something your daughter might one day be interested in doing, fighting mixed martial arts . I sure hope not. Jimmy what could be worse than watching that. First time you see a 12yearold put a mouthpiece in, you get a little like, whoa, sure you dont want to play soccer . Yeah, but shes very good in it, and very disciplined in it, and she takes it quite seriously. Jimmy if she continues studying, at what age will s father up. I think we crossed that already. [ laughter ] however, she five years away from college, so im perfectly fine with it. Jimmy combination of pride and humiliation with Something Like that. Its very good to see you. The movie is called little men. Greg kinnear, everybody. Opens a week from tomorrow. Well be right back with dana white from the office. . . Starbucks . Cold brew coffee. Available in original black. And now with housemade vanilla sweet cream. Smooth meets sweet. . Get to kohls. For our best Friends Family event thursday through sunday take an extra 20 off any way you pay plus, yes2you rewards members earn triple points. Plus, everyone gets kohls cash too. 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Joe bonamassa sitting in with the cletones. Our next guest puts more violent americans to work than anyone has before. He presides over the ultimate fighting championship. Ufc 201 lawler vs woodley airs live, saturday night on payperview. Please welcome dana white. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Well, we are fellow lass vegans. Yes, i went to school with your cousins. Jimmy i know you did. Gorman high school. Happy birthday, by the way. Thank you, appreciate it. [ applause ] i feel every minute of 47. Jimmy is this the happiest birthday yet after making 4 is that correct . I had 10. And then we sold a point to abu dhabi when they bought a few years ago. And then we just jimmy so now you have 360 million, plus whatever you had before that, correct . I got a couple bucks. [ laughter ] jimmy does it all come at once, or are there installments . Is there a giant novelty check that youre presented when you do a deal like this, it has to go through a bunch of regulation, and when the thing finally closes, yeah, i guess you get a check. Jimmy will you build a castle . You know, im at a point im 47. Ive been working weve been doing this for almost 20 years. I dont know what else i need. You know . Jimmy thats a good way to look at it. But i can figure some things out, if you i can tell you this, and this me out a little bit. Jimmy why . I dont know. When you make that kind of money and my partners, ive been with them for 20 years. So thats all going to change. I have new partners now. And, yeah, i kind of howd hughesd myself up in a hotel room. Didnt sleep or eat. Freaked me out a bit. Jimmy do you have people asking you for money already . Oh [ bleep ]. Jimmy relatives coming out of the wood work. I dont answer phone calls at all. [ laughter ] jimmy when you got involved with the ufc, it was a small thing. Nobody was really paying attention to it. Yeah, so the easiest version of it, i was a boxing guy. Ive been in the fight game since i was 19 years old. My partner, lorenzo fertiedis, they own Station Casinos in las vegas. Jimmy thats where our band playing saxophone in the palace station. Did he . Oh, wow. So we always said we were going to do something. I managed tito ortiz and chuck liddel at the time. And i used to get into the contract negotiations with the old owner of the ufc. And basically one day, we were on the phone. I was talking about payperview and hes like, there is no payperview. This things going out of business, were losing money and all this stuff. And i called m at the time, i said, i think we can buy the ufc. I think these guys are in trouble. Theyre going out of business. A couple months later, we bought it for 2 million. Now you told it for 4 billion. Have you heard from the guy you bought it from . [ laughter and applause ] hes like a tv guy. He had spent a lot of his own jimmy please send bob a million dollars. [ laughter ] we were inducting bob into the hall of fame. The ufc hall of fame. Jimmy oh, thats great, he gets a plaque. [ laughter ] when the deal was announced, he canceled. Jimmy oh, my god. Poor bob. I love him. Jimmy yeah, you love him. Are you a boss tha are you tough . Are you compassionate . Who likes their boss . Jimmy well, i like my boss. Hes number one. [ laughter and applause ] guillermo loves his boss. We all love the boss publicly. Its one of those things. At the end of the day, our fighters are independent contractors. So they can really i cant make anybody fight. I put together fights. I build the platform. I, you know, do all the bells and whistles, and they have to theres some guys i cant stand. Jimmy theres some crazy guys in that league. We dont have to love each other to do business together. Jimmy i see. How did you wind up speaking at the Republican National convention . So, crazy story. When we first bought the ufc, it had such a bad stigma attached to it, no venues wanted us at all. Jimmy especially in new york. It was banned in new york when you look at where Donald Trumps brand was then and where our brand was, the fact that this guy called and said, i would love for you to come and hold the event here in atlantic city. He did the deal himself. He was so involved. Then when we went out there and put on the show, the guy shows up for the first prelim, until the last till the main event. Twice. So we did two with him. Then we left and went to the meadowlands, because it was bigger. Did that. Any time anythings happened in my career, hes the first guy to pick up the phone and call, and say congratulations, unbelievable, i knew youd do it. Hes always been a great guy. Jimmy so youve been friends and he asked you to speak at the convention . So what happened is, one saturday, i was hanging out at my house and they said donald trump just said in the norkt that hes asking you to speak at he hasnt asked me anything. Then he called me. Even the way he handled it. He said, i understand, when you own a business, to be political, he said, i completely understand if you dont want to do it, no hard feelings. I said, im in, im in, ill do it. Jimmy that was all you needed to hear from him . Has he promised you an ambassadorship or a cabinet